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How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
First of all, he can't just take the kids from you just because you don't want to be married. I was terrified my ex-husband would do this when we divorced a decade ago. You have more pull than you think. Take the kids, leave, and file for custody the SAME day. Whoever files custody first gets a temporary custody order giving them the kids. Second, do NOT say a word about being pregnant, just go about filing for the kids and file for a divorce without letting him know. That way he can't use it against you in court or tell all your friends and family about it to slander you. Shit happens, you made a mistake but you can take it as a sign it just won't work. Even if he COULD accept that you were pregnant right now, he'd always use it against you. Think about it for a few days, make a plan, and totally empower yourself to do what you need to do right now, especially if you're about to have another baby. You're strong, you can do it.
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


He can divorce her for adultery and get the kids you stupid fucking lying witch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24826909


How am I lying? I'm telling HER to lie if she really wants out of it that bad without him taking the kids.
Have a great day butthole!
luv
 Quoting: Strawberrymittens


dear all countries dont have the same messed up divorce laws, that heavily favor the woman no matter what the circumstance, as the US. keep in mind this is isreal and run a little different.

however my wife would have to tell me as she was packing and leaving. i think this would be one i just couldnt get over.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23739682


In Israel, they take your passport if you are paying child support. You have to get permission from the cheating ex-wife to travel freely. (is that why a divorce is called a "get"?)

On the other hand, a child born of adultery is considered a momser. A momser can only marry other momsers or gentiles. They are excluded from marrying another Jew for seven generations. That is why in an above post, I suggested that she just leave the Holy land and live as a western slut. She can also convert to Christianity or Islam for the sake of the baby. In that case, however, the courts will award custody to her husband.

No point in marrying the fling unless they both convert and/or leave the Holy Land because the child will always be a Momser.
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10/05/2012 06:54 PM

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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


You are a very sorry example to your children, and an absolute disgrace to the sanctity of marriage. You should have waited until you were divorced from your husband before you started laying down with another man. To sum it up simply, you are the classic definition of a
WHORE. Oh, and why are you posting your dirty deeds on a PUBLIC FORUM? I guess yo must be quite proud of yourself.
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


why were you so stupid? love is not abut SEX. ever. YOu won't find it there.
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10/05/2012 07:03 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


you could start with,

look you know i'm a slag weeeeelll....

and go on from there.
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10/05/2012 07:22 PM
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My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


You could try the story that Mary laid on Joseph,I don't know if he believed it but millions of half wits world wide seem to.
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10/05/2012 07:25 PM
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10/05/2012 07:28 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
You subconciously wanted a baby you could own.
One that your husband couldn't take away.
So now you have it.
Get a divorce, your husband will get custody of his children and you'll have this one to have to hold.

It will probably all work out for the best in the long run.
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10/05/2012 07:31 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
oooooooooooow somebody f,cked up
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10/05/2012 07:40 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
You knew having unprotected sex could lead to a pregnancy, right?
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10/05/2012 08:39 PM

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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Obviously the children should not grow up with their whore mother, so OP go tell so the Father can have the children, you'll have your bastard baby with your new baby daddy.
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Just tell him the truth. Like this...

"hey honey....you know I love you right".

"well, here's the deal. Your dick just isn't enough for me."

"I'm a complete cock mongering whore, and the only thing I crave while you're out working your ass off is any other man's dick"

"please don't hate me, I still love you"

"we can pretend it's yours"

"You're right...I'm a stupid bitch, I'll go kill myself"
Nothing I have to put here is important. Even the shameless link to my site [link to RottenMonkey.com.]
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 09:07 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Tell him it's a miracle.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 09:10 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
ur nasty
so since you are pregnant, I could come hit it too and nothing would happen.

I'm free tomorrow night..what about you?
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Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
though it seems HARSH - YOU NEED TO TELL HIM > as to tell a lie would be A BAD THING
You subconciously wanted a baby you could own.
One that your husband couldn't take away.
So now you have it.
Get a divorce, your husband will get custody of his children and you'll have this one to have to hold.

It will probably all work out for the best in the long run.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9977516
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10/05/2012 10:04 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Just abort the baby. my wife cheated on me and got pregnant and she was smart enough to get an abortion behind my back. told me about it 2 years later. she was getting even with me because I cheated on her. I was glad she got it done. we are better than ever with 3 children(Which are mine). and have never been happier. sometimes you think there is nothing left to work on. but then from the ashes rises the most intense relationship we have ever had. we have been together 12 years and we have cheated on each other a few times each. but about a year ago we both matured enough to realize it is just stupid. now we are both on the same page and we have never been so in love with each other before its a giddy feeling to say the least. and we both know the only way we will work is to stop cheating. I hope you two either work it out. or do what is best for the children you already have.

peace
jadksn
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10/05/2012 10:45 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
By getting your cavernous vag sewn up you fucking slag.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 11:04 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
By getting your cavernous vag sewn up you fucking slag.
 Quoting: jadksn 24543892


Everyone is human man. lighten up. everybody cheats. in a moment of weakness sometimes it is easy to get caught up in the sexual exitment. maybe if we are taught from a young age that sex is sex and love is love we could all be a little bit more lenient on cheating. why is everyone so harsh if someone wants to have sex with someone else. swinging is a good way to build a stronger relationship, not break it up.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 11:05 PM
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even worse your husband will be the father on the bc because u guys are married. that happened to a friend of mine. you are about to screw your husband over for a second time.
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 11:06 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
You don't.

You lie. You live the lie until you die. You make your bed in lies for the rest of your life.
jadksn
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10/06/2012 12:26 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
By getting your cavernous vag sewn up you fucking slag.
 Quoting: jadksn 24543892


Everyone is human man. lighten up. everybody cheats. in a moment of weakness sometimes it is easy to get caught up in the sexual exitment. maybe if we are taught from a young age that sex is sex and love is love we could all be a little bit more lenient on cheating. why is everyone so harsh if someone wants to have sex with someone else. swinging is a good way to build a stronger relationship, not break it up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1634456


LOL, no.

I've never cheated on anyone. I guess that's because I was raised right.
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
Ah well it's an easy mistake to make. Especially in Israel. Amirite?

OP hasn't even been back, I mean this is definitely legit.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Totally...

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10/06/2012 12:44 AM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
over the phone...
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10/06/2012 12:51 PM

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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
By getting your cavernous vag sewn up you fucking slag.
 Quoting: jadksn 24543892


Everyone is human man. lighten up. everybody cheats. in a moment of weakness sometimes it is easy to get caught up in the sexual exitment. maybe if we are taught from a young age that sex is sex and love is love we could all be a little bit more lenient on cheating. why is everyone so harsh if someone wants to have sex with someone else. swinging is a good way to build a stronger relationship, not break it up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1634456


No, AC! Everyone does NOT cheat. I've NEVER cheated on anyone, and I never would. It's just something that goes against everything I believe in. I know with all my heart, that my husband would never cheat on me, either. It would end our marriage, no making up, no working through it, trying to fix things. It would be over. Done. Finished.
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10/06/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
um if you are only into conspiracy part of the forum, maybe might be a good idea to stay out of the "sex and relationships" section.
and the trolls are fun too, it's an on line forum, not a funeral...
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10/06/2012 10:08 PM
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF!
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
My husband and I have had alot of issues that we just cant seem to get over. 3 months ago I told him I was unhappy and didnt love him anymore and didnt want to be with him. we have 2 children together and he said to me if I left he would take the kids. I told him, id stay, but for me, its over. About 2 or so weeks ago, i had unprotected sex with another man and now im pregnant. I know its not my husbands baby as he had a vasectomy. how do i go about telling him that I am pregnant with another man's baby??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24723662


Hold up a sign on the side of the road that says "Ho"
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10/06/2012 10:11 PM
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Tell him it's a miracle.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25021693


Tell him it was immaculate conception! Holy Ghost thing!

The stork brought it!
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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
you bunch of idiots .this is why this world is in the shape its in souless men useing there children . Honey you did nothing wrong the marrage was over when you said you wanted to leave .all these men calling ypu names are just mad cause there not getting any .its there insecurites to deal with. But for the sake of your children lie and call the cops say he hit you then get a protection order then devorce him befor y pou start showing. Ots your only option.put him in jail cause what he really did is just ad much abuse tas hitting u
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you bunch of idiots .this is why this world is in the shape its in souless men useing there children . Honey you did nothing wrong the marrage was over when you said you wanted to leave .all these men calling ypu names are just mad cause there not getting any .its there insecurites to deal with. But for the sake of your children lie and call the cops say he hit you then get a protection order then devorce him befor y pou start showing. Ots your only option.put him in jail cause what he really did is just ad much abuse tas hitting u
 Quoting: achristian 54705785


yeah lets hope she rushes back to read your advice!

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Re: How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?
ANSWER:

"I'm pregnant with another man's baby"

That is how you tell him.

If you say these words, you are safe legally. If you try to sayit in some coniving way, it could damage you legally.