How do I tell my husband that I'm pregnant with another man's baby?

You are a very sorry example to your children, and an absolute disgrace to the sanctity of marriage. You should have waited until you were divorced from your husband before you started laying down with another man. To sum it up simply, you are the classic definition of a
WHORE. Oh, and why are you posting your dirty deeds on a PUBLIC FORUM? I guess yo must be quite proud of yourself.

why were you so stupid? love is not abut SEX. ever. YOu won't find it there.

you could start with,

look you know i'm a slag weeeeelll....

and go on from there.

You could try the story that Mary laid on Joseph,I don't know if he believed it but millions of half wits world wide seem to.

Skanky.

You subconciously wanted a baby you could own.
One that your husband couldn't take away.
So now you have it.
Get a divorce, your husband will get custody of his children and you'll have this one to have to hold.

It will probably all work out for the best in the long run.

oooooooooooow somebody f,cked up

You knew having unprotected sex could lead to a pregnancy, right?

Obviously the children should not grow up with their whore mother, so OP go tell so the Father can have the children, you'll have your bastard baby with your new baby daddy.

Just tell him the truth. Like this...

"hey honey....you know I love you right".

"well, here's the deal. Your dick just isn't enough for me."

"I'm a complete cock mongering whore, and the only thing I crave while you're out working your ass off is any other man's dick"

"please don't hate me, I still love you"

"we can pretend it's yours"

"You're right...I'm a stupid bitch, I'll go kill myself"

Tell him it's a miracle.

ur nasty

though it seems HARSH - YOU NEED TO TELL HIM > as to tell a lie would be A BAD THING

Just abort the baby. my wife cheated on me and got pregnant and she was smart enough to get an abortion behind my back. told me about it 2 years later. she was getting even with me because I cheated on her. I was glad she got it done. we are better than ever with 3 children(Which are mine). and have never been happier. sometimes you think there is nothing left to work on. but then from the ashes rises the most intense relationship we have ever had. we have been together 12 years and we have cheated on each other a few times each. but about a year ago we both matured enough to realize it is just stupid. now we are both on the same page and we have never been so in love with each other before its a giddy feeling to say the least. and we both know the only way we will work is to stop cheating. I hope you two either work it out. or do what is best for the children you already have.

By getting your cavernous vag sewn up you fucking slag.

Everyone is human man. lighten up. everybody cheats. in a moment of weakness sometimes it is easy to get caught up in the sexual exitment. maybe if we are taught from a young age that sex is sex and love is love we could all be a little bit more lenient on cheating. why is everyone so harsh if someone wants to have sex with someone else. swinging is a good way to build a stronger relationship, not break it up.

even worse your husband will be the father on the bc because u guys are married. that happened to a friend of mine. you are about to screw your husband over for a second time.

You don't.

You lie. You live the lie until you die. You make your bed in lies for the rest of your life.

LOL, no.

I've never cheated on anyone. I guess that's because I was raised right.

Totally...

over the phone...

No, AC! Everyone does NOT cheat. I've NEVER cheated on anyone, and I never would. It's just something that goes against everything I believe in. I know with all my heart, that my husband would never cheat on me, either. It would end our marriage, no making up, no working through it, trying to fix things. It would be over. Done. Finished.

um if you are only into conspiracy part of the forum, maybe might be a good idea to stay out of the "sex and relationships" section.
and the trolls are fun too, it's an on line forum, not a funeral...

Hold up a sign on the side of the road that says "Ho"

Tell him it was immaculate conception! Holy Ghost thing!

The stork brought it!

you bunch of idiots .this is why this world is in the shape its in souless men useing there children . Honey you did nothing wrong the marrage was over when you said you wanted to leave .all these men calling ypu names are just mad cause there not getting any .its there insecurites to deal with. But for the sake of your children lie and call the cops say he hit you then get a protection order then devorce him befor y pou start showing. Ots your only option.put him in jail cause what he really did is just ad much abuse tas hitting u

yeah lets hope she rushes back to read your advice!

ANSWER:

"I'm pregnant with another man's baby"

That is how you tell him.

If you say these words, you are safe legally. If you try to sayit in some coniving way, it could damage you legally.

I need to start a woman hating club.