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THE OBAMAPHONE - Fact Vs. Fiction!

 
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THE OBAMAPHONE - Fact Vs. Fiction!
Anglo-phone = one who speaks English
Franco-phone = one who speaks French
Obama-phone = ????????

Our researchers have compiled the following list of features that distinguish the free ObamaPhone from a regular cell phone:

-It automatically rejects calls from people with a different opinion.
-Every time you take a picture, it produces a grimmer image of America.
-It doesn't have a plan; it just keeps telling you how bad the other guy's plan is.
-When it crashes, it blames your previous phone.
-All 3 AM calls go directly to voicemail.
-It has a really useless app called "Biden."
-Pairing it with another device sucks all the energy out of the other unit.
-Type in "job search" and it gives you directions to the welfare office.
-The navigation feature covers all 57 States.
-The default ringtone for international calls is "I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology."
-The healthcare app downloads and installs itself without your permission.
-When you make a call, a teleprompter pops up to help you speak.
-Restaurant reviews are all written by Michelle Obama.
-There are never any winners on Angry Birds.
-Instagram takes two months to process a photo and you have to fill out 3 PDFs to do so.
-Paypal app is replaced with ReceivePal app.
-You can't find "Jerusalem" on Google maps.
-It turns all your Facebook friends into enemies and all your enemies into friends.
-Don't want to work? There's an app for that, too.
-It automatically bows down to phones made by foreign companies.
-When you watch a YouTube video, a US ambassador gets killed.
-When you dial "home", it calls Kenya.
-As opposed to the iPhone, it's called the MePhone.

AND LAST, but the MOST IMPORTANT FEATURE OF YOUR OBAMAPHONE:

-Every call made on the Obamafone automatically matches each user to a pre-registered list of necro-voters, and undocumented Democrats, automatically electronically absentee voting for The One!

I SO CANNOT WAIT UNTIL 70" PLASMA TV's BECOME A FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT!!!
PravdaDemocrat (OP)

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One-starred by the Obama Zombies, ALREADY!
Isn't that just so sweet???
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As long as you and your commrades living in the same hovel make under 10k rubles a year, you too can have an Obamaphone!

As a bonus, if you are already enrolled in another wonderful government program such as food stamps, WIC, welfare, or housing, you qualify without having to do anything at all, and just have to demand your free Obamaphone for it to be sent to you at no cost (to you) overnite FedEx, right to your hovel's front entrance!
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bump
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THE BOOK OF OBAMA
Proverbs 1:1

"Give a man welfare,$ 4 clunker, an Obama Phone, a Government-Paid Section 8 house, 99 wks unemp, Lifetime SNAP, and He will vote Dem 4 life; even after he's deceased...

This has been a reading from the Holy Book of Obama.
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10/03/2012 12:50 AM

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Only in Obama's America can you have fat, hungry poor people ordering delivery pizza on a taxpayer-funded Obama phone, paid for with a government-funded EBT Card.

(So...WHY am I working for a living?)

Last Edited by PravdaDemocrat on 10/03/2012 12:51 AM
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I looked into this and found it to really be a scam to help price-gouging cell carriers
peace
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LOLOLOLOLOL OP. I got a good laugh at that. Did you come up with all that? cruise
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Obamaphone - one who automatically speaks in a dialect suitable to their surroundings and companions.

Last Edited by Anonymous Cowherder on 10/03/2012 01:21 AM
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24857395


The Obama Zombies get hateful enough at the inconvenient truth about Obama, but when you MOCK THE MESSIAH, they really come unhinged...

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