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Baconspiracy theory

 
Percy P. Marlboro
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10/03/2012 01:01 AM
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Baconspiracy theory
They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes.

Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims.
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10/03/2012 01:08 AM
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Re: Baconspiracy theory
Fair enough. Truth is stranger than fiction I guess.
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10/03/2012 01:09 AM
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Yes! I always say that! I have said that for years! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Re: Baconspiracy theory
They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes.

Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims.
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I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy?

Adding negative light to pigs?
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Re: Baconspiracy theory
They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes.

Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims.
 Quoting: Percy P. Marlboro 24858509


I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy?

Adding negative light to pigs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada.
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10/03/2012 01:13 AM
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Re: Baconspiracy theory
They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes.

Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims.
 Quoting: Percy P. Marlboro 24858509


I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy?

Adding negative light to pigs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags.
I am a disciple of my mind.
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10/03/2012 01:14 AM
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Re: Baconspiracy theory
They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes.

Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims.
 Quoting: Percy P. Marlboro 24858509


I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy?

Adding negative light to pigs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags.
 Quoting: flashlight


First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud.
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10/03/2012 01:21 AM
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Re: Baconspiracy theory
Better start stocking up on canned bacon!
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10/03/2012 01:22 AM
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Better start stocking up on canned bacon!
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No! Just buy it in the packages! Bacon is like potatoes, they never go bad.
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10/03/2012 01:23 AM
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Dear lord, looks like prices are already skyrocketing. 18$ a can.

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10/03/2012 01:25 AM
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I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy?

Adding negative light to pigs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags.
 Quoting: flashlight


First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about.
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10/03/2012 01:29 AM
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Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags.
 Quoting: flashlight


First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about.
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The pigs we speak of, my fair sir, are you Canadese up there. Touche.
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10/03/2012 01:32 AM
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Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags.
 Quoting: flashlight


First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


The pigs we speak of, my fair sir, are you Canadese up there. Touche.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


You're so smart!

Oh wait, you forgot to add a question mark after your question.

Nope, you're still more retarded than a pig, sorry.
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10/03/2012 01:34 AM
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First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


The pigs we speak of, my fair sir, are you Canadese up there. Touche.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509


You're so smart!

Oh wait, you forgot to add a question mark after your question.

Nope, you're still more retarded than a pig, sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787


What's more retarded? Making obviously ridiculous comments? OR arguing with the person making them?
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10/03/2012 01:34 AM
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Re: Baconspiracy theory
But they patented the pig AND the cow. No problems from what I can see (well, unless you don't like GMO of course).

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