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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15146787 Canada 10/03/2012 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes. Quoting: Percy P. Marlboro 24858509 Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims. I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy? Adding negative light to pigs? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24858509 United States 10/03/2012 01:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes. Quoting: Percy P. Marlboro 24858509 Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims. I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy? Adding negative light to pigs? Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada. |
flashlight User ID: 24419775 United States 10/03/2012 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes. Quoting: Percy P. Marlboro 24858509 Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims. I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy? Adding negative light to pigs? Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada. Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags. I am a disciple of my mind. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24858509 United States 10/03/2012 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They say that this global bacon shortage is caused by "global warming" and "crop failure." But I believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. Here's the facts about the baconspiracy right before ours eyes. Quoting: Percy P. Marlboro 24858509 Who is not supposed to eat bacon? Jews, but most of the Jews I know do anyway. No, I'm talking about the REAL Jews...Muslims. Which means this bacon shortage is nothing more than creeping Sharia Law. And you know who I blame? Barack Obama. I have been warning my family for years about his friendship with the Muslims. I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy? Adding negative light to pigs? Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada. Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags. First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15146787 Canada 10/03/2012 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15146787 I'm guessing you think the old man who got eaten by his hogs is part of this conspiracy? Adding negative light to pigs? Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada. Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags. First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud. You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24858509 United States 10/03/2012 01:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509 Shut up Canada. You haven't had a good idea since penicillin. Actually, maybe that's how we can get rid of Canada. Yeah no shit. Nuke the worthless douchebags. First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud. You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about. The pigs we speak of, my fair sir, are you Canadese up there. Touche. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15146787 Canada 10/03/2012 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud. You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about. The pigs we speak of, my fair sir, are you Canadese up there. Touche. You're so smart! Oh wait, you forgot to add a question mark after your question. Nope, you're still more retarded than a pig, sorry. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 24858509 United States 10/03/2012 01:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24858509 First good idea I've heard since my baconspiracy theory. Thanks friend. United we stand. Strong and proud. You guys are more retarded than the pigs you're talking about. The pigs we speak of, my fair sir, are you Canadese up there. Touche. You're so smart! Oh wait, you forgot to add a question mark after your question. Nope, you're still more retarded than a pig, sorry. What's more retarded? Making obviously ridiculous comments? OR arguing with the person making them? |
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