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GF has bad odor! Help!

 
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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She was just @ doctor's a week ago because of pelvic pain and get a pregnancy test to eliminate that possibility of the cause of pain. So No, she doesn't have any std's or the Doctor would've certainly noticed that while he was looking her over. We are in our mid 40's. So we aren't kids sleeping around and neither of us have std's. Thanks lol.
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Oh no, you have to specifically be tested. Chlamydia is quite common and can go unnoticed... PLUS it can cause pelvic pain and bad odor...

Get her tested.

It doesn't make her a whore or either of you bad people.

Don't be too proud to find out for sure.

The results take approximately 1 week to come back.

Please OP, take me seriously. If she has chlamydia, you could be saving her reproductive organs.
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I did check up on that...but the those symptoms aren't really fitting her. It mentions nothing about odor either. But I appreciate the input. Thank you.
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First the pubies have to come of until she gets a handle on it.

As was stated above she is cleaning improperly.


What she needs to do is take the pubs off. Lightly cleaning the labia and labia minora. Do Not Douche.

Drinks lots of fluid. Preferably highly acidic like pineapple or orange juice. Gotta get the chemistry stabilized.

Also, absynthe. Gonna have to drink a glass a day. 4 fluid ounces to 12 fluid ounces of water. No Sugar.

8-10 days and bamn....chemistry should readjusted enough and enough bacterial growth removed that it wont plague her anymore.

It also helps to wipe down the area with isopropyl every other day during this regimine, but not necessary. Hypoallergenic soap such as aveeno is great as well as phisoderm.
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Yes I think it may be her Ph. The onetime that I gave her oral when It wasn't so strong that day...it gave me the aftertaste identical to after having I've eaten a ripe garden tomato? Sorta tangy & citrus like? But not pleasant. I really do think it's a PH/dietary problem as I've noticed that even if I suck on her nipples I will get that same sort of aftertaste...so its in the skin more likely...just alot stronger down there as she's moist there.
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First the pubies have to come of until she gets a handle on it.

As was stated above she is cleaning improperly.


What she needs to do is take the pubs off. Lightly cleaning the labia and labia minora. Do Not Douche.

Drinks lots of fluid. Preferably highly acidic like pineapple or orange juice. Gotta get the chemistry stabilized.

Also, absynthe. Gonna have to drink a glass a day. 4 fluid ounces to 12 fluid ounces of water. No Sugar.

8-10 days and bamn....chemistry should readjusted enough and enough bacterial growth removed that it wont plague her anymore.

It also helps to wipe down the area with isopropyl every other day during this regimine, but not necessary. Hypoallergenic soap such as aveeno is great as well as phisoderm.
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Hmm I try to sneak some of that in on her. But i will say that she's getting alot of vitamin C in a orange flavoring powder that is like TANG she mixes w/water multiple times a day to lose the little weight in her tummy.
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First the pubies have to come of until she gets a handle on it.

As was stated above she is cleaning improperly.


What she needs to do is take the pubs off. Lightly cleaning the labia and labia minora. Do Not Douche.

Drinks lots of fluid. Preferably highly acidic like pineapple or orange juice. Gotta get the chemistry stabilized.

Also, absynthe. Gonna have to drink a glass a day. 4 fluid ounces to 12 fluid ounces of water. No Sugar.

8-10 days and bamn....chemistry should readjusted enough and enough bacterial growth removed that it wont plague her anymore.

It also helps to wipe down the area with isopropyl every other day during this regimine, but not necessary. Hypoallergenic soap such as aveeno is great as well as phisoderm.
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Hmm I try to sneak some of that in on her. But i will say that she's getting alot of vitamin C in a orange flavoring powder that is like TANG she mixes w/water multiple times a day to lose the little weight in her tummy.
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Interesting thing about large amounts of vitamin c in a woman- - it has a direct effect on the uterus.

Vitamin C is used in large doses to induce labor. It can also be used to cause an early miscarriage.
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buy a Ring sucker and insert it before you...well..you know
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10/03/2012 01:48 PM
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I have to say OP what a really lovely boyfriend you are to put up with this and be worried about hurting her feelings. Most guys I know would get rid the second they had a wiff of her or they would have just told her out right that she stinks.

She most likely has an internal infection and needs to visit the doctor hf

Hope you help her sort things out God Bless
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Shave it. Its the hair not the putang.
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I have to say OP what a really lovely boyfriend you are to put up with this and be worried about hurting her feelings. Most guys I know would get rid the second they had a wiff of her or they would have just told her out right that she stinks.

She most likely has an internal infection and needs to visit the doctor hf

Hope you help her sort things out God Bless
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LOL this. My first serious boyfriend was not shy about pointing out my stink. He went down there and came back up 5 seconds later... basically said screw that I can't handle the smell. I'm a clean person, but I went to the doctor and turned out I had B.V. Took 2 weeks to clear it up and hasn't come back. hf
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Is she ginger? In my experience licking out a ginger is rather like licking a battery and a rusty nail at the same time, both of which have been swilled in sardine oil and then dusted in fish flakes.
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Has she been tested for STDs?

They can cause some funky odors and colored discharge.

Some women are just born with heavy discharge and a stronger smell.

Try suggesting a diet high in fruits like pineapple, mango, strawberries, etc... that could also help.
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Thanks sounds good. I know many women have a scent more like slightly fishy...but never had a woman who's pussy that smells like armpits? Lol. I have had several ladies that have absolutely no odor or scent at all as well? I was wondering if it's a blonde-thing? This is the 1st true-blonde if had. Had strawberry blonde & redhead b4. The Strawb kinda had a peculiar smell too(but not as strong). The redhead was very clean and odorless.
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That's what you get for dating ttowngirl.
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I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Please ignore the German flag, I am an American.

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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I have to say OP what a really lovely boyfriend you are to put up with this and be worried about hurting her feelings. Most guys I know would get rid the second they had a wiff of her or they would have just told her out right that she stinks.

She most likely has an internal infection and needs to visit the doctor hf

Hope you help her sort things out God Bless
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24714913


Thank you, I do love her and care for her feelings. I'm not like most men. I don't love'em and leave'em...and I don't run away like a little boy either when there's any problem/s. I'm a there through thick or thin kind of guy. I have relationships, not one-nighters. SHe was tested for infections and also the change of life...everything came back normal(no infections). Thanks again.
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She needs to go to her gyno and be checked for vaginitis. It could also be a yeast infection.

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What race is she? Different race people taste different, and there are some tastes that are specific to ethnicity. I like some, and won't go near others.
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Shave it. Its the hair not the putang.
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Naw, that isn't it. She was smooth on our 1st night having sex and I immediately noticed it. We were in a dimlit room...I thought it was her armspits lol. Thought she was really nervous and sweating lol. But Nope its her puntang.
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Bleach
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bump
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What race is she? Different race people taste different, and there are some tastes that are specific to ethnicity. I like some, and won't go near others.
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White and natural-blonde. Fair skin & light colored eyes. But I think she has a little spanish in her?
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I have to say OP what a really lovely boyfriend you are to put up with this and be worried about hurting her feelings. Most guys I know would get rid the second they had a wiff of her or they would have just told her out right that she stinks.

She most likely has an internal infection and needs to visit the doctor hf

Hope you help her sort things out God Bless
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24714913


LOL this. My first serious boyfriend was not shy about pointing out my stink. He went down there and came back up 5 seconds later... basically said screw that I can't handle the smell. I'm a clean person, but I went to the doctor and turned out I had B.V. Took 2 weeks to clear it up and hasn't come back. hf
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B.V.? Glad you got cleared-up. hf
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A zinc deficiency can cause tremendous body odor. Not sure it would be so localized, but worth checking on.

If she's aware of your concern, it would be well worth having her talk to her GYN about it. He will be aware of issues/remedies that none of us might think of.
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I have to say OP what a really lovely boyfriend you are to put up with this and be worried about hurting her feelings. Most guys I know would get rid the second they had a wiff of her or they would have just told her out right that she stinks.

She most likely has an internal infection and needs to visit the doctor hf

Hope you help her sort things out God Bless
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24714913


LOL this. My first serious boyfriend was not shy about pointing out my stink. He went down there and came back up 5 seconds later... basically said screw that I can't handle the smell. I'm a clean person, but I went to the doctor and turned out I had B.V. Took 2 weeks to clear it up and hasn't come back. hf
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B.V.? Glad you got cleared-up. hf
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Yes, bacterial vaginosis. Bacterial infection/imbalance.
Antibiotics for 2 weeks. And me too. Oral is the best, but I would've never known it.
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I have to say OP what a really lovely boyfriend you are to put up with this and be worried about hurting her feelings. Most guys I know would get rid the second they had a wiff of her or they would have just told her out right that she stinks.

She most likely has an internal infection and needs to visit the doctor hf

Hope you help her sort things out God Bless
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24714913


LOL this. My first serious boyfriend was not shy about pointing out my stink. He went down there and came back up 5 seconds later... basically said screw that I can't handle the smell. I'm a clean person, but I went to the doctor and turned out I had B.V. Took 2 weeks to clear it up and hasn't come back. hf
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B.V.? Glad you got cleared-up. hf
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Bacterial infection.
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Fucking shit OP I keep having to repost but my posts are posting after the repost.

You screwin with me? damned

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Ok met this great gal..and we have been dating for a few months. She is real attractive, great warm heart/caring, loveable, very effectionate and a great lover! But there's this one problem that turns me off :( I would love give her oral but she wreaks bad like the stinkiest sweatiest armpits down there!!! She showers regularly..so I know she is a clean person. I have been with alot of women and I know that some women don't have an odor but most do and I know this...but I have NEVER experienced a woman scent like this!? I was wondering if there are any natural homeopathic people here that could tell me what might be wrong w/her? Is it dietary or could the bad smell be a health concern? I know she has had some health problems and some surgeries done on some organs. She only has 1 kidney...could this be the problem or is it something else? I really do love her...but it does affect my love-making with her and I don't want to say anything about it to her that would embarass or devastate her. She is a very sensitive person. Anyone, into natural eating, or medicine, homeopathy know what causes this and what to do? Serious, replies only PLEASE. Thank You.
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That's the normal body odor for a woman of breeding age, in some women can be sttronger and that's a total turn on for a well-functioning male. Signs of diseases would produce fishy odor or cheesy odor, something you would puke instantly.
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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She was just @ doctor's a week ago because of pelvic pain and get a pregnancy test to eliminate that possibility of the cause of pain. So No, she doesn't have any std's or the Doctor would've certainly noticed that while he was looking her over. We are in our mid 40's. So we aren't kids sleeping around and neither of us have std's. Thanks lol.
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If she is in her mid 40's then maybe it is hormones. Maybe she can get tested to check her levels.
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Her Ph is off. I knew a girl with the same problem and thats all it was. She will have to go to a doctor to fix that.
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She could take some baking soda to get her alkaline. 1/2 teaspoon in water morning and evening should do it. Don't eat for at least 30 minutes after taking this and give yourself an hour after eating as well.
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Your sniffing the wrong hole OP
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Fucking shit OP I keep having to repost but my posts are posting after the repost.

You screwin with me? damned

LOL
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Nope. I'm an AC non-member...dont think you can edit or change the outcome of what someone writes on an AC post? But even so if I could...I haven't..don't know how really. too much work to be bothered with. I'm not interested in policing the world. I do have a life! ;) Lol.
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Her Ph is off. I knew a girl with the same problem and thats all it was. She will have to go to a doctor to fix that.
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She could take some baking soda to get her alkaline. 1/2 teaspoon in water morning and evening should do it. Don't eat for at least 30 minutes after taking this and give yourself an hour after eating as well.
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That is something that i did think about trying to get here to do. I've made the suggestion...but she didnt' bite. I didn't tell her WHY though. I just told her about me reading about ph and cancer etc.
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Find another Doctor.

Some of them are quacks, some could give a shit about your problems, and some are operating some sort of criminal agenda New World Order style?
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Your sniffing the wrong hole OP
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I can smell her when she takes off her pants from a couple feet away. Not sniffing any hole there. Lol.

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