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Ok met this great gal..and we have been dating for a few months. She is real attractive, great warm heart/caring, loveable, very effectionate and a great lover! But there's this one problem that turns me off :( I would love give her oral but she wreaks bad like the stinkiest sweatiest armpits down there!!! She showers regularly..so I know she is a clean person. I have been with alot of women and I know that some women don't have an odor but most do and I know this...but I have NEVER experienced a woman scent like this!? I was wondering if there are any natural homeopathic people here that could tell me what might be wrong w/her? Is it dietary or could the bad smell be a health concern? I know she has had some health problems and some surgeries done on some organs. She only has 1 kidney...could this be the problem or is it something else? I really do love her...but it does affect my love-making with her and I don't want to say anything about it to her that would embarass or devastate her. She is a very sensitive person. Anyone, into natural eating, or medicine, homeopathy know what causes this and what to do? Serious, replies only PLEASE. Thank You.
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Gross!
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take a shower together before making love

it saves water

you could have her use Dr. Bronners Magick Peppermint Soap, it is the only thing that takes the smell out of my paddling gear :)


she may not know it smells, as she can't get her nose down there, even a little sweat will start to have an odor

laying in the sunlight naked with legs spread would also help kill whatever is causing the odor

but these are work-a-rounds, best solution is to tell her and team up to solve the smell
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She is over cleaning which leads to it smelling worse. The Vagina has natural cleaners and if artificially cleaned too much will lead to bacteria growing and a nasty smell.
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you need to get over the fact that human beings smell and no amount of chemical substances can mask that.
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Has she been tested for STDs?

They can cause some funky odors and colored discharge.

Some women are just born with heavy discharge and a stronger smell.

Try suggesting a diet high in fruits like pineapple, mango, strawberries, etc... that could also help.
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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That's what you get for dating ttowngirl.
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take a shower together before making love

it saves water

you could have her use Dr. Bronners Magick Peppermint Soap, it is the only thing that takes the smell out of my paddling gear :)


she may not know it smells, as she can't get her nose down there, even a little sweat will start to have an odor

laying in the sunlight naked with legs spread would also help kill whatever is causing the odor

but these are work-a-rounds, best solution is to tell her and team up to solve the smell
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Thanks I will look into that soap. She stills has that same smell even after she just got of shower b4 we've made love. I don't know if it's her sweat-glands/lymph-nodes or what? I love her in every other way...just can't really get past the odor thing though...not a normal vaginal scent. It smells exactly like real bad armpits...the worst you can imagine on the hottest, sweatiest day in the summer. It almost makes me want to puke.
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take a shower together before making love

it saves water

you could have her use Dr. Bronners Magick Peppermint Soap, it is the only thing that takes the smell out of my paddling gear :)


she may not know it smells, as she can't get her nose down there, even a little sweat will start to have an odor

laying in the sunlight naked with legs spread would also help kill whatever is causing the odor

but these are work-a-rounds, best solution is to tell her and team up to solve the smell
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23093962


Thanks I will look into that soap. She stills has that same smell even after she just got of shower b4 we've made love. I don't know if it's her sweat-glands/lymph-nodes or what? I love her in every other way...just can't really get past the odor thing though...not a normal vaginal scent. It smells exactly like real bad armpits...the worst you can imagine on the hottest, sweatiest day in the summer. It almost makes me want to puke.
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Is she a larger girl?
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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She was just @ doctor's a week ago because of pelvic pain and get a pregnancy test to eliminate that possibility of the cause of pain. So No, she doesn't have any std's or the Doctor would've certainly noticed that while he was looking her over. We are in our mid 40's. So we aren't kids sleeping around and neither of us have std's. Thanks lol.
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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She was just @ doctor's a week ago because of pelvic pain and get a pregnancy test to eliminate that possibility of the cause of pain. So No, she doesn't have any std's or the Doctor would've certainly noticed that while he was looking her over. We are in our mid 40's. So we aren't kids sleeping around and neither of us have std's. Thanks lol.
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Oh no, you have to specifically be tested. Chlamydia is quite common and can go unnoticed... PLUS it can cause pelvic pain and bad odor...

Get her tested.

It doesn't make her a whore or either of you bad people.

Don't be too proud to find out for sure.

The results take approximately 1 week to come back.

Please OP, take me seriously. If she has chlamydia, you could be saving her reproductive organs.
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I have run into that problem as well. I just stopped spending time with them. I tried showering with them and things like that but the stink was like unstoppable or something. I can sometimes almost imagine the smell so much its in my nose and now I kinda miss it.
Maybe it will grow on you?
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take a shower together before making love

it saves water

you could have her use Dr. Bronners Magick Peppermint Soap, it is the only thing that takes the smell out of my paddling gear :)


she may not know it smells, as she can't get her nose down there, even a little sweat will start to have an odor

laying in the sunlight naked with legs spread would also help kill whatever is causing the odor

but these are work-a-rounds, best solution is to tell her and team up to solve the smell
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23093962


Thanks I will look into that soap. She stills has that same smell even after she just got of shower b4 we've made love. I don't know if it's her sweat-glands/lymph-nodes or what? I love her in every other way...just can't really get past the odor thing though...not a normal vaginal scent. It smells exactly like real bad armpits...the worst you can imagine on the hottest, sweatiest day in the summer. It almost makes me want to puke.
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Is she a larger girl?
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Actually no, although she is a few pounds over weight in the tummy(not much maybe 15 or 20 lbs?) She is a thin skinny minnie...really. But she was a little overweight not long ago...I think she lost alot of weight. But she has been thin but muscular or athletic built most her life as I've seen her family pics when she was young.
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take a shower together before making love

it saves water

you could have her use Dr. Bronners Magick Peppermint Soap, it is the only thing that takes the smell out of my paddling gear :)


she may not know it smells, as she can't get her nose down there, even a little sweat will start to have an odor

laying in the sunlight naked with legs spread would also help kill whatever is causing the odor

but these are work-a-rounds, best solution is to tell her and team up to solve the smell
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23093962


Thanks I will look into that soap. She stills has that same smell even after she just got of shower b4 we've made love. I don't know if it's her sweat-glands/lymph-nodes or what? I love her in every other way...just can't really get past the odor thing though...not a normal vaginal scent. It smells exactly like real bad armpits...the worst you can imagine on the hottest, sweatiest day in the summer. It almost makes me want to puke.
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well if a shower didnt change it much, it sounds more internal

im not female this go-round but ive heard that the vagina has natural cleansing and very few should have to ever douche (wash inside)

i think the best way is to casually bring it up in conversation - be curious, share something about your personal hygiene as a male, wait until she shares, then ask questions, maybe you could start asking about her surgeries or scars and just try to create an open and honest arena to address miss stinky

be playful and lighthearted; detached like a doctor, back off if you think it is upsetting her

the Doc Bronners soap has a cooling sensation that you both would def feel on your genitals, good stuff
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First the pubies have to come of until she gets a handle on it.

As was stated above she is cleaning improperly.


What she needs to do is take the pubs off. Lightly cleaning the labia and labia minora. Do Not Douche.

Drinks lots of fluid. Preferably highly acidic like pineapple or orange juice. Gotta get the chemistry stabilized.

Also, absynthe. Gonna have to drink a glass a day. 4 fluid ounces to 12 fluid ounces of water. No Sugar.

8-10 days and bamn....chemistry should readjusted enough and enough bacterial growth removed that it wont plague her anymore.

It also helps to wipe down the area with isopropyl every other day during this regimine, but not necessary. Hypoallergenic soap such as aveeno is great as well as phisoderm.
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Why don't you call the doctor anonymously, and tell him your bird's flaps smell like a sardines minge, and ask for advice.

Then you can drop her subtle hints without having to come straight out with it.

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maybe she isn't washing properly.
maybe you should wash and shave her.
clean all the cracks and crevices.
if that doesn't work give her a douche.
if that doesn't work say good bye.
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Honestly, you have to deal with it..

You will be much happier when you do..

Do it like this:

Hey, Are you sure the doctors said everything was okay, cause I have just starting noticeing this odor when we
have sex?? I am worried about you.

Take it from there! Good luck.. you just have to do it, get a couple beers in ya for courage.
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oh and ya, she could have a tampon lodged.. that is the stinkiest smell ever known.
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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She was just @ doctor's a week ago because of pelvic pain and get a pregnancy test to eliminate that possibility of the cause of pain. So No, she doesn't have any std's or the Doctor would've certainly noticed that while he was looking her over. We are in our mid 40's. So we aren't kids sleeping around and neither of us have std's. Thanks lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12873468


Oh no, you have to specifically be tested. Chlamydia is quite common and can go unnoticed... PLUS it can cause pelvic pain and bad odor...

Get her tested.

It doesn't make her a whore or either of you bad people.

Don't be too proud to find out for sure.

The results take approximately 1 week to come back.

Please OP, take me seriously. If she has chlamydia, you could be saving her reproductive organs.
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good point, could be Pelvic Inflammatory Disease - look it up OP, at least you would be helping her pain if she got tested for stds
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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She was just @ doctor's a week ago because of pelvic pain and get a pregnancy test to eliminate that possibility of the cause of pain. So No, she doesn't have any std's or the Doctor would've certainly noticed that while he was looking her over. We are in our mid 40's. So we aren't kids sleeping around and neither of us have std's. Thanks lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12873468


Oh no, you have to specifically be tested. Chlamydia is quite common and can go unnoticed... PLUS it can cause pelvic pain and bad odor...

Get her tested.

It doesn't make her a whore or either of you bad people.

Don't be too proud to find out for sure.

The results take approximately 1 week to come back.

Please OP, take me seriously. If she has chlamydia, you could be saving her reproductive organs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


And also, you don't have to sleep around like crazy to contract an STD. It only takes once. And it stays once you get it. Often, chlamydia will lye dormant. Just trying to help.
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oh and ya, she could have a tampon lodged.. that is the stinkiest smell ever known.
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and quite possibly fatal!
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Vinegar douche. If that doesn't help she needs to see a GYN as she probably has an infection and for goodness sakes no oral until you know what is going on.
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Have sex everyday for 1 week, using Coconut oil as lube.
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Her Ph is off. I knew a girl with the same problem and thats all it was. She will have to go to a doctor to fix that.
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Ok met this great gal..and we have been dating for a few months. She is real attractive, great warm heart/caring, loveable, very effectionate and a great lover! But there's this one problem that turns me off :( I would love give her oral but she wreaks bad like the stinkiest sweatiest armpits down there!!! She showers regularly..so I know she is a clean person. I have been with alot of women and I know that some women don't have an odor but most do and I know this...but I have NEVER experienced a woman scent like this!? I was wondering if there are any natural homeopathic people here that could tell me what might be wrong w/her? Is it dietary or could the bad smell be a health concern? I know she has had some health problems and some surgeries done on some organs. She only has 1 kidney...could this be the problem or is it something else? I really do love her...but it does affect my love-making with her and I don't want to say anything about it to her that would embarass or devastate her. She is a very sensitive person. Anyone, into natural eating, or medicine, homeopathy know what causes this and what to do? Serious, replies only PLEASE. Thank You.
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It's what she is eating.
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diet
get her off dairy wheat and meat
get chorella pills from the health food store
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she has an infection dude get her to the doctors
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She was just @ doctor's a week ago because of pelvic pain and get a pregnancy test to eliminate that possibility of the cause of pain. So No, she doesn't have any std's or the Doctor would've certainly noticed that while he was looking her over. We are in our mid 40's. So we aren't kids sleeping around and neither of us have std's. Thanks lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12873468


Oh no, you have to specifically be tested. Chlamydia is quite common and can go unnoticed... PLUS it can cause pelvic pain and bad odor...

Get her tested.

It doesn't make her a whore or either of you bad people.

Don't be too proud to find out for sure.

The results take approximately 1 week to come back.

Please OP, take me seriously. If she has chlamydia, you could be saving her reproductive organs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14779720


And also, you don't have to sleep around like crazy to contract an STD. It only takes once. And it stays once you get it. Often, chlamydia will lye dormant. Just trying to help.
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bump I really do hope you take this seriously OP. People who start dating tell each other they've been tested all the time when it's not true.. not to be evil, but because they are very proud people. This is not something to take lightly. Good luck.
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Is she on any contraceptive pills. Some of them have such an effect. I met my GF, now my wife, and she smelled great, then when se went onto contraceptives she really smelled bad. So she went off it again, and smells like roses again. We chose to have the injection for contraceptive measures now.

Give that a try.





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