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A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME

 
RikerRedeemed
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A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME
Since this debate is going to totally suck whether you're a Dem, Repub or Libertarian, I made up a little drinking game. I tried to look one up but I didn't like the lists that they had. So, if you are going to torture yourself by watching this disaster and you are old enough to drink responsibly, I propose the following:

If you're driving, just drink when eith...er candidate answers a question directly. I guarantee you you'll be sober.

First, only pick one candidate to drink to or else you'll be plastered.
Second, only take a sip with each cue, or else you'll be plastered.

If either candidate mentions their faith or their parents in any way, take a shot.
If either candidate actually says something funny, drink twice.
If either candidate interrupts the other, yell PARTY FOUL!!!
If either candidate goes over on time, do "jazz hands".

If EITHER candidate says the following, drink:
My opponent
Now, wait...
Freedom
Bush
Create jobs OR Job creation
Small business/es

Obama's List:
Let me be clear
Inherited
Fair share
Middle class
Not one penny
Invest
General Motors
Young people
Bin Laden
Romneycare
Millionaire/s
Look...
References his daughters
Make no mistake
Pakistan

Romney's List:
Reagan
Champion
100%
The troops
Not better off
Raising taxes
Obamacare
College grads
My friend/s
Unemployment
Private sector
Redistribute
Failed policies
Solyndra
When I was governor
Traditional/Core values
Make our nation great

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Crap I should have added "Make no mistake" on Obama's.

Romney's were a little harder since I haven't been paying as much attention recently and I've been listening to Obummer for what feels like an eternity in hell.
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fandango roll
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You only take a tiny sip every time one of them says "middle class", otherwise you'll puke and pass out in the first ten minutes.
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Pined and Stared!
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fandango roll
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LOL!!!
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5stars
"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." ~C.S. Lewis

"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them.
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You only take a tiny sip every time one of them says "middle class", otherwise you'll puke and pass out in the first ten minutes.
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LMAO good call!!! I didn't plan on watching the debate but then I made that game... now it sounds like fun haha
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 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Thank you hf
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You only take a tiny sip every time one of them says "middle class", otherwise you'll puke and pass out in the first ten minutes.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


LMAO good call!!! I didn't plan on watching the debate but then I made that game... now it sounds like fun haha
 Quoting: RikerRedeemed


Hell yeah!
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Pined and Stared!
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Why thank you!
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Anyone have any additions for Romney? I don't know his favorite phrases as well as Obamas
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add Pakistan to Obama's list as he ALWAYS talks about that country. I noticed this a long time ago because he pronounces it unusually
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Anyone have any additions for Romney? I don't know his favorite phrases as well as Obamas
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Bain capitol
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Anyone have any additions for Romney? I don't know his favorite phrases as well as Obamas
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When I was governor
"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." ~C.S. Lewis

"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them.
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If they invoke Reagan you take a shot!
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*Sustainable policies

*Unsustainable policies

*Jobs market

*Foresight

*Past mistakes

*Viable solutions

*College loans

*European unrest

*Discontent,

and my personal favorite:

*Going forward
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add Pakistan to Obama's list as he ALWAYS talks about that country. I noticed this a long time ago because he pronounces it unusually
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PAAAAHHHK-ee-stan, like pokemon.
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Obama- "look"
"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." ~C.S. Lewis

"And I know that when I leave savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock. Even from your own number men will arise and distort the truth in order to draw away disciples after them. So be on your guard. We are not the wolves at the gate, we are the ones who face them.
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Anyone have any additions for Romney? I don't know his favorite phrases as well as Obamas
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When I was governor
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GOod one!!!
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Obama "uhhh"

that alone will get you blackout
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Anyone have any additions for Romney? I don't know his favorite phrases as well as Obamas
 Quoting: RikerRedeemed


*Traditional values

*Young families

*When I was... (governor, in business, raising a family, whatever)

*Core values

*Make our nation great

*Striving

*Private investors

*Small businesses
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Obama "uhhh"

that alone will get you blackout
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haha I purposely didn't add it for that reason...
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Obama "uhhh"

that alone will get you blackout
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22529115


We should establish a rule that you take a sip of water and/ or a bite of food every time Obama goes "uhhh", thus slowing down enebriation and giving you a chance to make it through the whole debate.
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0's favorite lines:
let me be clear
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0's favorite lines:
let me be clear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20084471

make no mistake
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LOL Maybe I'll drink for both candidates. How long are these things again?
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Re: A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME
Since this debate is going to totally suck whether you're a Dem, Repub or Libertarian, I made up a little drinking game. I tried to look one up but I didn't like the lists that they had. So, if you are going to torture yourself by watching this disaster and you are old enough to drink responsibly, I propose the following:

If you're driving, just drink when eith...er candidate answers a question directly. I guarantee you you'll be sober.

First, only pick one candidate to drink to or else you'll be plastered.
Second, only take a sip with each cue, or else you'll be plastered.

If either candidate mentions their faith or their parents in any way, take a shot.
If either candidate actually says something funny, drink twice.
If either candidate interrupts the other, yell PARTY FOUL!!!
If either candidate goes over on time, do "jazz hands".

If EITHER candidate says the following, drink:
My opponent
Now, wait...
Freedom
Bush
Create jobs OR Job creation
Small business/es

Obama's List:
Let me be clear
Inherited
Fair share
Middle class
Not one penny
Invest
General Motors
Young people
Bin Laden
Romneycare
Millionaire/s
Look...
References his daughters
Make no mistake
Pakistan

Romney's List:
Reagan
Champion
100%
The troops
Not better off
Raising taxes
Obamacare
College grads
My friend/s
Unemployment
Private sector
Redistribute
Failed policies
Solyndra
When I was governor
 Quoting: RikerRedeemed


Come on admit it...you're a lush. Normally you drink because it's 5 o'clock somewhere. This list is just to break up that monotony.

There are AA meetings where you live.
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0's favorite lines:
let me be clear
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20084471

make no mistake
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20084471


I...I....I....I...
the EGO one will say I over 55 times, and will trust the truth each time he does. I am king of the world..blah blah. Also. watch for traps he will have set because they play like that. I fully believe the questions are plants by the anti-christ's side. 0 and he will have scripted answers to them and traps to make Mitt take some PUNCH lines 0 has planned in collusion with the moderator/questioner
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Obama "uhhh"

that alone will get you blackout
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We should establish a rule that you take a sip of water and/ or a bite of food every time Obama goes "uhhh", thus slowing down enebriation and giving you a chance to make it through the whole debate.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


good one!

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You think some people will go use there ebt cards for booze lol

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