A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME

Since this debate is going to totally suck whether you're a Dem, Repub or Libertarian, I made up a little drinking game. I tried to look one up but I didn't like the lists that they had. So, if you are going to torture yourself by watching this disaster and you are old enough to drink responsibly, I propose the following:

If you're driving, just drink when eith...er candidate answers a question directly. I guarantee you you'll be sober.

First, only pick one candidate to drink to or else you'll be plastered.
Second, only take a sip with each cue, or else you'll be plastered.

If either candidate mentions their faith or their parents in any way, take a shot.
If either candidate actually says something funny, drink twice.
If either candidate interrupts the other, yell PARTY FOUL!!!
If either candidate goes over on time, do "jazz hands".

If EITHER candidate says the following, drink:
My opponent
Now, wait...
Freedom
Bush
Create jobs OR Job creation
Small business/es

Obama's List:
Let me be clear
Inherited
Fair share
Middle class
Not one penny
Invest
General Motors
Young people
Bin Laden
Romneycare
Millionaire/s
Look...
References his daughters
Make no mistake
Pakistan

Romney's List:
Reagan
Champion
100%
The troops
Not better off
Raising taxes
Obamacare
College grads
My friend/s
Unemployment
Private sector
Redistribute
Failed policies
Solyndra
When I was governor
Traditional/Core values
Make our nation great

Last Edited by RikerRedeemed on 10/03/2012 01:56 PM