A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME

Come on admit it...you're a lush. Normally you drink because it's 5 o'clock somewhere. This list is just to break up that monotony.

There are AA meetings where you live.

*Traditional values

*Young families

*When I was... (governor, in business, raising a family, whatever)

*Core values

*Make our nation great

*Striving

*Private investors

*Small businesses

I...I....I....I...
the EGO one will say I over 55 times, and will trust the truth each time he does. I am king of the world..blah blah. Also. watch for traps he will have set because they play like that. I fully believe the questions are plants by the anti-christ's side. 0 and he will have scripted answers to them and traps to make Mitt take some PUNCH lines 0 has planned in collusion with the moderator/questioner

No can do, I have to work tomorrow!

add Pakistan to Obama's list as he ALWAYS talks about that country. I noticed this a long time ago because he pronounces it unusually

Bummer! Me too but it's my last day at my job and I don't start the new one till next week. :-)

He'll have to pronounce it "Pock-ee-ston". LOL!

I cannot stand 0 but this is the way the native Pakistanis pronounce it

kinda live Nevaaaahda
and Coloraaaahdo

it's just the correct "locals" pronunciation.

0 would know, right? didn't he live there?

Crap I should have added "Make no mistake" on Obama's.

Romney's were a little harder since I haven't been paying as much attention recently and I've been listening to Obummer for what feels like an eternity in hell.

Yeah, I'm in the Navy. Contrary to stereotypes, they do get upset if you show up fuming.

Make sure you print out the list that might help

I remember you, guy. This is Riker.

This is Riker.

every time one of them says 'niburu', down a whole bottle of whiskey!

Since this debate is going to totally suck whether you're a Dem, Repub or Libertarian, I made up a little drinking game. I tried to look one up but I didn't like the lists that they had. So, if you are going to torture yourself by watching this disaster and you are old enough to drink responsibly, I propose the following:

If you're driving, just drink when eith...er candidate answers a question directly. I guarantee you you'll be sober.

First, only pick one candidate to drink to or else you'll be plastered.
Second, only take a sip with each cue, or else you'll be plastered.

If either candidate mentions their faith or their parents in any way, take a shot.
If either candidate actually says something funny, drink twice.
If either candidate interrupts the other, yell PARTY FOUL!!!
If either candidate goes over on time, do "jazz hands".

If EITHER candidate says the following, drink:
My opponent
Now, wait...
Freedom
Bush
Create jobs OR Job creation
Small business/es

Obama's List:
Let me be clear
Inherited
Fair share
Middle class
Not one penny
Invest
General Motors
Young people
Bin Laden
Romneycare
Millionaire/s
Look...
References his daughters
Make no mistake
Pakistan

Romney's List:
Reagan
Champion
100%
The troops
Not better off
Raising taxes
Obamacare
College grads
My friend/s
Unemployment
Private sector
Redistribute
Failed policies
Solyndra
When I was governor
Traditional/Core values
Make our nation great