A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME

This might be the best thread today!

LOL!!!

Oh, I only glanced at your name, I thought it said "Biker."

Okay I'm glad you did say it was you. Good to see you!

This might be the best thread today!

A *must* add though —

If either one says "sustainable development" - drink everything.

I think I'll just get a head start on the drinking so I can be set up to laugh the night away at the lies, aversions, misdirections, and media bias.

What up RikerRedeemed! I thought you fell of the planet or something. Great to see you posting here again. I need more friends that encourage me to drink away my cares about the fall of the greatest Republic on Earth.

This thread is officially full of win!

Since this debate is going to totally suck whether you're a Dem, Repub or Libertarian, I made up a little drinking game. I tried to look one up but I didn't like the lists that they had. So, if you are going to torture yourself by watching this disaster and you are old enough to drink responsibly, I propose the following:

If you're driving, just drink when eith...er candidate answers a question directly. I guarantee you you'll be sober.

First, only pick one candidate to drink to or else you'll be plastered.
Second, only take a sip with each cue, or else you'll be plastered.

If either candidate mentions their faith or their parents in any way, take a shot.
If either candidate actually says something funny, drink twice.
If either candidate interrupts the other, yell PARTY FOUL!!!
If either candidate goes over on time, do "jazz hands".

If EITHER candidate says the following, drink:
My opponent
Now, wait...
Freedom
Bush
Create jobs OR Job creation
Small business/es

Obama's List:
Let me be clear
Inherited
Fair share
Middle class
Not one penny
Invest
General Motors
Young people
Bin Laden
Romneycare
Millionaire/s
Look...
References his daughters
Make no mistake
Pakistan

Romney's List:
Reagan
Champion
100%
The troops
Not better off
Raising taxes
Obamacare
College grads
My friend/s
Unemployment
Private sector
Redistribute
Failed policies
Solyndra
When I was governor
Traditional/Core values
Make our nation great

PAAAAHHHK-ee-stan, like pokemon.

Just made a run to the liquor store... lets do this!

Oh, there should also be an "Armageddon Phrase," something that would make you drink everything at one go and light up a bowl or two.

If Romney says, "Colored people."

If Obama says, "Whitey."

Chances are about 1mil to 1, but, you know, when people get testy, they make mistakes . . .

And, of course, we should all get absolutely shitfaced and set fire to our homes if they get into a fistfight.

That would be sublime.

So everybody, what's yer poison?

Me, I just finished about a quart of milk (to wash down my peanutbutter and honey sammich. No buzz yet.

Will move to Killians later. May envoy some of Lazy Magnolia's Southern Pecan as the night wears on.

Oh, there should also be an "Armageddon Phrase," something that would make you drink everything at one go and light up a bowl or two.

If Romney says, "Colored people."

If Obama says, "Whitey."

Chances are about 1mil to 1, but, you know, when people get testy, they make mistakes . . .

And, of course, we should all get absolutely shitfaced and set fire to our homes if they get into a fistfight.

That would be sublime.

Ahahahaha - Anderson Cooper just said on CNN "if you're playing a drinking game with the words middle class, you are going to be drunk"!

He must be reading this great thread OP.

Is this the official debate thread? LOL