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I'm the real archangel Michael... no, really.

 
ANHEDONIC

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And AGC to supplement what AGC is saying about media control - as I said before ... the usual interference.

The fact that:
* I was banned within an hour of making the account/posting
* IP banned through a proxy browser that I use which is run by a friend as a small private proxy (thus unlikely to be a known proxy server IP)
* IP banned when logging in via TOR
* AND IP banned on my cell phone when attempting to use that

was not lost on me.

But after a few decades in this body dealing with this type of horsesh*t day in and day out - you get sort of used to it.
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Were you aware that the site does blanket bans that affect non-paid members? I highly doubt any mod had a problem with this thread, if they did, they would have just deleted it. I think you were caught up in an IP ban.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Apocalypse? We're not even in the pre-game warmup yet. Which to be blunt - bothers me on a number of levels.
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The game's already over, and clearly, you're not a part of it. This all takes place way outside of time before it's hammered home. The Anima Mundi is clear and everyone's bailing out.
 Quoting: AGC


Game has been going on for a long time but not near being over, we are just now getting to the Two minute warning, things are about to become very interesting.

Blessings
Michael.
 Quoting: MURK9


Hey Murk. hi
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Hi ANHEDONIC,

hi

Saw the Archangel Michael thread and thought I'd check it out, OPs numbers are interesting.

The Palm Print again hmm... now that is interesting.

There's a few of us here on GLP it seems.
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;o) <3
Truth and Love...
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dont all people have those M looking lines?
if not, then it's scary lol :D

attack of the Michael clones!

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dont all people have those M looking lines?
if not, then it's scary lol :D

attack of the Michael clones!
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Not all, here's mine:

Rt palm print

Broken Life line makes it stand out.
MURK9
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mine looks the same, well I have longer fingers :p
but the lines do look fairly similar hehe,I think mine seems slightly more symetrical and on both palms

hey you have a sort of black spot? I had one of those some years back, then it kinda faded away, had mine on the left palm though

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mine looks the same, well I have longer fingers :p
but the lines do look fairly similar hehe, a bit more symetrical and same on both palms

hey you have a sort of black spot? I had one of those some years back, then it kinda faded away, had mine on the left palm though
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Black spot is on camera lens :P

I do have a scar that has three numbers on my right arm however. How I got it is a very weird story.

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:)
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I wanted to be Michael.
I guess I'll got back to being Uriel or the Holy Ghost.
I also have my own Angel that I'm saving. I had to make it myself. It's only for Love, so don't be a fag and try to touch it.
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At the end of the day, it doesn't make a difference that I'm Michael - that's the funny bit. And WHEN it does matter, this post won't make a difference. So it's really just a way to pass time. On that note, I'm heading home - meaning blackout on commos until they restore my account >_>
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Nice to see that you're still as arrogant as fuck, Michael. I mean really, announcing yourself on this message board? Hope daddy makes you stay on this rock for awhile ;)Your powers aren't going to come back fully until you humble yourself and live through the heart, (because that is how we are supposed to serve, dummy, who gives a fuck about all the numerology, angelic names, and other bull, that's just mental masturbation the way you are using it) but I still love your impotent-blue-sword-carrying-ass anyway.

WE ARE LOVE,
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you guys sound like a bunch of eric cartmans... the one pretending to be uriel is a butters stoch kind of guy
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Yep, another reveal thread - huzzah! I expect at LEAST 5 "bs" flags by the time I come back.

Warning - written in notepad... sorry for formatting errors!

Sorry.
 Quoting: crustyoldangel


Bullshit

Michael wouldnt apologize to ANYONE.

sO THANKS FOR APOLIGIZING IN THE first sentence it saved me alot of wasted time
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P.S.

Michael, not all of us angels are assholes - it's mostly just you ;)

- Venus Cherubim
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no your not the archangel michael for my right hand man is the archangel michael and he aint an american i can tell ya that much ;)
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Yep, another reveal thread - huzzah! I expect at LEAST 5 "bs" flags by the time I come back.

Warning - written in notepad... sorry for formatting errors!

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Is there a mirror image of demons that are in counter surveillance to you and your agents? is like KGB vs CIA? At what level of the pyramid does the friend-foe indentification paradigm become abstracted?

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Tell GLP to reactivate my account and I may at some time continue this. Otherwise, buon giorno, adieu, shalom, etc.

Otherwise, take from this whatever you want to take - however you want to take it. Contrary to popular belief, I am not required to conform to your pre-conceived notions of what YOU think I should be. I was told to do this, I did it, I'm done with it. I have no vested interest in this thread and frankly would rather see it die a quiet death after this post. To those of you whom support me - thanks. Molto bene. To those who don't? Also Molto bene. The world needs skeptics, but don't be afraid to let a little truth in once in a while :)

I suspect I'll be seeing you all in a decade or so anyways. Or you'll be seeing me. Peace.
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I to have a M on both palms. born 3/8/88 First name michael and the Name Jesus is spelled out from left to right through out my middle to last name..Kinda awesome, An a blessing to be aware of..To all my brothers and sisters out there fighting this cosmic war on earth..God Speaks..Light and Love
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Lost me at 'numerology'.
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Archangel Michael is a force. Just like the djinn. Except way more powerful because he is the sword of GOD. Michael has his vessel on Earth. It doesn't matter if jews and christians all name their drug abusing, satan worshipping animalistic children Michael. The Archangel works through the one Muslim who has the sacred name and birth and has left millions dead in his wake to pretty much display his divine destructiveness. When has Archangel Michael come to Earth unless it was to totally kill and destroy? What morons jews would be to think that The Archangel has any good feelings for them when Michael also uses the name and force of Ali, who slaughtered the jews in the world war 2. So Archangel Michael destroys the old jews at sodom and gomorrah, then he causes Germans to cook the jews in world war 2. Now Michael is back to just destroy the jew-luminati infected satanic Earth. He doesn't sound like the type that you would want to have as an enemy.
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Archangel Michael is a force. Just like the djinn. Except way more powerful because he is the sword of GOD. Michael has his vessel on Earth. It doesn't matter if jews and christians all name their drug abusing, satan worshipping animalistic children Michael. The Archangel works through the one Muslim who has the sacred name and birth and has left millions dead in his wake to pretty much display his divine destructiveness. When has Archangel Michael come to Earth unless it was to totally kill and destroy? What morons jews would be to think that The Archangel has any good feelings for them when Michael also uses the name and force of Ali, who slaughtered the jews in the world war 2. So Archangel Michael destroys the old jews at sodom and gomorrah, then he causes Germans to cook the jews in world war 2. Now Michael is back to just destroy the jew-lluminti infected satanic Earth. He doesn't sound like the type that you would want to have as an enemy. And something else. Scary words: are just jews shitting in their pants.
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When you cup your hand do you see an 'M' shape from the lines in your palm?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC

Nope, not on either hand.
The thumb-line almost touches the bracelets in the wrist and is deep and unbroken until it is at the center-line of the fingers.
The middle line is almost straight and it is unbroken also. The line nearest the fingers is curved at one end so it points to the center-line of the 2nd finger (more or less)

There is another one that has that same name and he has the destiny from Da:12 to fulfill so you can understand why the name has some meaning to some people.

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Michael's Birthdate was foretold. It's known as the Feast Day of Saint Michael.

strangely enough with the right windows of the zodiac, it is also the seventh day of the seventh sign.
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As far as Michael is concerned:

This Planet is a production port.
The DNA and souls are universal.

Sometimes bad influences happen.
Sometimes cleanup is required.

This has never been nor will ever be a bloodline feud. This planet only has ONE people.

All the nations built upon the lies of nationalism under being chosen of god can suck it. clearly you must be a dumb as snakes. worthless flush for courtesy sake.
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I wanted to be Michael.
I guess I'll got back to being Uriel or the Holy Ghost.
I also have my own Angel that I'm saving. I had to make it myself. It's only for Love, so don't be a fag and try to touch it.
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not every named character was named in the short Clift notes of universal reality.
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Dear Michaels':

Clearly you are clueless so let me fill you in. This is the universe of one particular Creator Son Michael. However, this is the training ground for well over 100 other michael sons in training.
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Yep, another reveal thread - huzzah! I expect at LEAST 5 "bs" flags by the time I come back.

Warning - written in notepad... sorry for formatting errors!

Hello everyone, I am the Archangel Michael. Of course, it doesn't matter since I'm "power gimped"... but after reading the 144+page from walt's thread where he 'revealed', I was compelled to give something a little more meaningful than the 'same old crazy' everyone is used to. And since it won't matter/doesn't matter I can get away with this :)

AKA: The first Angel of Vengeance, Gevurah, Sabbathiel, "the old battle axe of god" - my
favorite description btw, I occasionally masquerade as the demon Asmodae (it's called
covert intelligence, get over it), etc. There's quite literally too many to list. You
may know me from such shows as "the guy who threw the devil into the pit", "the
Arch-Viceroy of heaven", "The Time Spirit", and other fantastic shows that most people
think are just a bunch of bullshit anyways.

You know, totally different from the thousands of others who claim that, right? I can't
do 'miracles' (at this time). I have limited power (at least it's something) and as such will not be able to
prove myself to the thousands of disbelievers (Good for you! I appreciate skepticism -
people who have the intelligence to question what they read/see/hear are my preferred
kind of people!). I can offer you a sort of proof in numerological significances to my
name & birthdate. At best it's a proof, at worst an odd curiosity. I think it's pretty
risky for me to give this much info about myself but some cursory google searches online
with this info didn't turn anything up. So I feel relatively safe. I pray I don't ever regret it.

I respectfully ask you don't use this information to find me in the physical, give me problems, harass me, etc. I'm not worried about demons. Most of them already know who I am anyways. But I do worry about the average internet troll - some of those can be worse than demons, you know? :P If you find something .. uh specific like say my home phone number or address do me a big favor and don't post it, k? Thanks. I appreciate it.

Proofs and/or Odd things about that crazy guy online:
My "Number" angelically is three. I was the third created angel therefore... #3. That said, it also represents godlike perfection when you see things in trio's. Holy hell that sounds really really narcissistic. Well, whatever. You'll see a lot of threes, so bear that in mind.

Born 08/28/80
Turned 28 on 08/28/08. (Was a very boring birthday too!)
28 has special significance in mathematics and in the fractal/recursive universe. Not to mention the Jewish solar cycle, Power in Gematriya, the female reproductive cycle, is the numerical value of "good" in Hebrew, and of course (you'll see a lot of this) cyclic energy in numerology.

Name is Michael Matthew Mxxxxxx (no last name will be give for security purposes)
M is the 13th letter.
- this is not an unlucky number but represents naturalized mystical energy/divinity as
well as challenge.
Did you know the number 13 is used... you guessed it ... 28 times in the bible?
And that there's 28 chapters to the book of Matthew? Kind of spooky O_O

Each segment of my name is 7 digits long.
7 is another divine number.
As is 21, the sum of 7x3.
21 represents the creation/destruction cycle as well as perfection by excellence.
Subtract 7 from 28 & you get 21.
8+2+8+8 = 26. 2+6=8.
Just a little bit of number fun for you :)
The number 8 represents the entrance of the covenant with god, or the 8th day (adam/eve)
It also represents continuity in cycles as well as perfection in natural cycles.
It is also an extremely holy number.

Seriously, I could do this all day long. There's too much here to keep delving into, so let's move on. Feel free to add what you find! And no, I won't post my last name. God
help me, I don't need that kind of attention.
The FAQ - just because I don't want to sift through 3000 pages of people asking the same
ten items over and over.

Why here? - Disinfo/Attention starved peeps aside, this is where the cool kids hang out.
Why now? - I'm bored and am being compelled to do so. This compulsion usually comes from
divine will. That and seriously - giant douche vs turd sandwich doesn't appeal to me.
Youtube channel? Yep. Under a pseudonym.
Other id's online? Also - same thing. Pseudonyms, various - good luck finding my other accounts.
Games? WOW and FPS games mostly. No, I don't want you playing with me. Life is hard enough that I'm sure I will regret doing this considerably later. Why add to the pain?
Will the world end 12/21/12 - no idea. I don't think so. My understanding is that 'shit
gets real' in 2013, which would imply that 2012 means a whole lot of nothing.
Do you know any other languages? Nope. Tiny human brain, huuuuuuge understanding meant I couldn't bring it all with me - same as the rest of you (I don't need to explain that do I?). I can speak about 10-80 words in about 20-30 languages. Mostly just because I like to say the odd bit here and there.
Personality type? INTJ.
Do I possess foreknowledge? Yep - but not much.
Am I prescient - nope. But I'm REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY good at extrapolating the future.
That's kind of why I kick so much ass when kicking ass.
Why are you here? No fucking clue. Part of the mission is that I don't know my mission.
Most all I know is "it's the hardest thing I'll ever do (it has been)", that this is the last time I'll be here in this form, and that major changes will commence in my life time for humanity. My understanding is that the secrecy is necessary for God to keep me as an 'ace in the hole'.
Hobbies - most of this will be pretty transparent but here goes: Video games. Martial arts (For over 18 years now). Guns (I'm a competitive shooter). Weapons based combat
(fencing & stickfighting). Computers. Camping. Survivalism. My earthly family. Robotics. Programming. Artificial intelligence. Magnetics. Numerology. Quantum physics.
Have I ever revealed anywhere else before? Not online. IRL I did and it landed me (self admitted) in the mental health ward for about two months. Ironically at a CATHOLIC RUN mental ward before I was released as being decisively not crazy but rather as a result of 'environmentally induced stress'.
"What lottery is going to win on xyz date?" - I'm not a damn fortune teller. Go find the yellow pages for that someone to read your palms or something.
I am *NOT* Jesus. Though we are friends, mostly. Nor am I the second coming, though I will tell you he lives in Texas and can be kind of dickish - though he is a nice being at
his core - he doesn't take the trials well. I wish I had more power to help him with them. I'm flattered so many people think I'm Jesus/version 2 though. Unfortunately - I'm not a real nice being and if you looked into the line of angelic work I'm in you'd understand that.
Do I know any other Angels/Archangels in corporeal form? A few. No, I won't name them as frankly that's kind of rude. No, you don't likely know any. Veritably NONE are famous, though we are scattered around the world. No I'm not going to 'confirm' you online so you can validate your own insecurities. Yes, I'm potentially being a hypocrite. Deal with it :)

What's with all the pretenders? OPSEC. Security through obscurity. Even this post won't matter because this is a disbeliever's paradise. So I'm literally pissing in the wind. At least, that is what I'm telling myself. Most are deluded, with a gentle nudge from one of my cohorts or an actual proxy working directly for me.

Do I have any children? Yes, I was permitted to have a son.
Am I married? Yep. Happily - though we have our spats.
To an angel? Nope. A human, thank god. She's awesome.
Why not an angel? Most angels are assholes, myself included. Once again, consider it a product of our work.
Does she know? Yep. We live a relatively quiet life. She doesn't know about this thread though and would probably crucify me (see what I did there?) if she knew.
Favorite TV Shows: Currently? Bob's burgers - awesome show. Supernatural is good for some laughs- I love the irreverence of it, tons of anime :X, some others I can't really think. I really watch whatever strikes my fancy.
Are you crazy? Probably. Frankly everyone is. But the reality is that I don't let it affect my life at all - I live as a normal joe doing normal joe things until the day of judgement when I'm called.

Are there any physical signs on your person? Yep - a mark which is completely unique to me which I cannot reveal. No other human has this physical characteristic. Note - it's not a skin characteristic, but a change in my cartilage.

I am not all knowing, I am not all seeing. I'm not multipresent. I'm a soul of an archangel in a human body here to serve a specific mission fate which is mostly unknown to me. All the others are there deliberately to obfuscate certain parties from finding me. Even this post won't matter because they can't even be absolutely sure themselves until I get 'unlocked'. SEEMS LEGIT RIGHT? That's all.

Powers - Compulsion. I can override weaker wills quite easily, especially when they're in an alpha state when driving. Makes it especially easy to get to work on time. Rain - I can make it rain pretty easily over my location barring it's not some holiday and everyone wants it to be sunny out. Complete muscular control - I can overload my muscles to perform feats of strength with the downside being I still incur physical injury. Time control: I can exert small to moderate changes over time; example: I've made a 300 mile trip in an hour and a half going 80mph. Ironically that was on 9/10/01, go figure! That one is very tricky and difficult to do. In short, these powers are worthless woo-woo merely to appease me I believe. But hey, at least I'm still a tricky, intelligent bastard. That counts for something, right?


Sorry. No ominous warnings of impending HARP-caused earthquakes that never surface. You may notice I'm a bit goofy/sarcastic. That's kind of how I roll. After you get old enough you stop (mostly) being crotchety and 'get off my lawn' and just kind of relegate to a sort of lighthearted/semi-serious note for things like this.
With that - please fire away with some intelligent and interesting questions! I'm going to go run play some WOW and come back to see what I've got. Then I'll probably go drink away my sorrows from all the hurtful words.
:)

PS - F*ck the GFL. I hate those idiots. And no, I'm not trolling. I'm just being me - in every sense.
 Quoting: crustyoldangel


I know there is an Angel Michael posting online. You might be the one.
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AA Michael NEVER incarnates so NO.
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actually wrong. Michael incarnated is Saint michael.
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And AGC to supplement what AGC is saying about media control - as I said before ... the usual interference.

The fact that:
* I was banned within an hour of making the account/posting
* IP banned through a proxy browser that I use which is run by a friend as a small private proxy (thus unlikely to be a known proxy server IP)
* IP banned when logging in via TOR
* AND IP banned on my cell phone when attempting to use that

was not lost on me.

But after a few decades in this body dealing with this type of horsesh*t day in and day out - you get sort of used to it.
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Were you aware that the site does blanket bans that affect non-paid members? I highly doubt any mod had a problem with this thread, if they did, they would have just deleted it. I think you were caught up in an IP ban.
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Do you know what their problem was with the nobody thread?
i am still banned for asking about that shit

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