My Dear Son Solar, It is well. I know you believe yourself to have avoided looking into the mirror darkly. Unfortunately, I must tell you, my mothers, sisters, niece, my cousin actually the one with the goiter, she was told during an interior apparition, that coincided with her 4 o'clock glass of wine, that it is you dear Solar who are a cow.

Yes, my child, an uncastrated male cow, filled with uncastrated male cowness.

You will know it is me saying this as I will be the one calling out......moo.