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"I'd rather mop the floor than have sex with my husband!" One in three Brit women thinks exactly this way!

 
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The DailyFail putin

op that website is a sad waste of bandwidth.

The only brits that read it are sad middle aged, sexually frustrated, stiff upper lipped white rightwing ignorants who still cry over the fact that GB lost its empire.
They blame everyything on single moms with black babies and think the world would be cured of all its ills only if everyone had regular beatings every day and twice of sunday.
Your better than this uca.
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She obviously needs more floors.
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The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.


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The end of another long day. Like thousands of women across the country I have spent the evening on a treadmill of duty — preparing dinner, ferrying children around, policing homework and then, finally, sorting laundry for the morning.

Now, as the Ten O’clock news finishes, I wipe my last surface and switch on the dishwasher. The house is blissfully quiet. Then a voice — my husband’s — calls hopefully from the top of the stairs: ‘Are you coming to bed now?’

Standing there, dishcloth in hand, my heart actually sinks. This is the moment when I know that my day is far from finished. There is still one, last, conjugal chore to be performed(...)

‘It’s the nights when I come to bed and can hear him in the bathroom gurgling with mouthwash and “freshening” that I start to panic,’ one friend admits. ‘Sometimes I manage to creep back downstairs really quickly before he’s seen me and I spend the next hour or so in the utility room ironing so I don’t have to come up with yet another excuse as to why I don’t want sex(...)’


Married women aged 16 to 24 have sex on average six times every four weeks. This falls to twice in four weeks for women in the 45 to 59 age group(...)

 Quoting: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]


Wow, married British women between 16 and 24 years have sex only 6 times in a month??? Really???

Sorry, but if Brit women prefer read a book in bed or watch TV, instead of switching fluids with the person that lays by their side, there's something VERY VERY wrong with them.
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L M F A O ! She looks like a fucking inbred or has something seriously wrong with her, I would rather rim gollums asshole than go down on her.
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10/04/2012 08:17 PM
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Well I'm not mopping any dam floors no freakin matter what. But I have to say I sure as hell aint having no sex with him either. So I guess I understand where your coming from. LOL..

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10/04/2012 08:26 PM
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well maybe that's why God allowed us to create beer
and have light switches.....

The comments in this thread are classic, laughing

so much i can't breath....Hahahhahaaaa......too funny...
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10/04/2012 08:31 PM
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I too would rather mop a floor than have sex with her husband.
He looks like rodney dangerfield
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And she looks like John Lithgow so what?

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10/04/2012 08:33 PM
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10/04/2012 08:47 PM
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Well I'm not mopping any dam floors no freakin matter what. But I have to say I sure as hell aint having no sex with him either. So I guess I understand where your coming from. LOL..

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 Quoting: Krazy Effin Ivan 11691423





You're funny and sound enjoyable.
But isn't the real point that they found each other attractive enough to marry? Neither of them would be a prize to someone else, but they've already had children together. And equal yoke, you know. The thought of sex with him is of course revolting to you and me, and the thought of sex with her would be equally revolting to our men. But they, supposedly, were equally yoked enough for their union.
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American and western women are evil people. They are the lowest form of scum on earth.

Any man STUPID enough to marry an American or western woman deserves his suffering.
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American and western women are evil people. They are the lowest form of scum on earth.

Any man STUPID enough to marry an American or western woman deserves his suffering.
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In Nepal the men marry sheep

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10/04/2012 09:52 PM
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At least mopping the floor would be satisfying.

You have a huge fucking problem with women, don't you Undercover?

This is at least your second thread of the day dogging on females. If you perceive them to be so inferior to you, why do they rent so much space in your head?

Fucking bitch ass faggot. Eat some COCK.
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American and western women are evil people. They are the lowest form of scum on earth.

Any man STUPID enough to marry an American or western woman deserves his suffering.
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one on three brit men would rather fuck the mop than their wife I bet
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The worst part is that Brit women have VERY mean words to describe how they feel about their husbands. Can you imagine a woman with that snob cockney accent, saying that "she'd rather mop the floor than have sex with her husband"???

Why marry then??? Fucking frigid witches!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


It sounds like we need to get back to beating wives until this nonsense gets sorted out. If a man can't control his wife, then he's not a man.
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Lotta British women getting married at 16???
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Yeah, unless they're going to advanced schooling, they're out and frisky at 16.

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There must be a shit ton of clean floors in England then...
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the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

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6 times a month is not that bad for married women especially if you count the week they are on their menstrual cycle. So it really amounts to sex twice a week with one week off a month for her period.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


6 times/month is not "that bad" for married women, if they are 50, 60. I don't know about women of other countries, but Brazilian women around 40, are EXTREMELY active and they enjoy the sex contact way more than women around 25.

If people can't get along with marriage, they shouldn't marry in first place, or they should have the dignity of separate when they get to the point of humiliating the partner this way. There's no excuse for this perverse behavior. Both from women or men.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Brazil is alone then. Brazilian women must be amazing though.... guess I should move there.

You have any muzzie trash there?
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The funny part is that the woman in the photo, who feels disgusted and has panic attacks to the idea of having sex with her husband, is a creepy ugly creature, I mean, she may have mirrors in her closet and she should be thankful that someone wants to bang her.


IMAGE ( [link to i.dailymail.co.uk] )


The end of another long day. Like thousands of women across the country I have spent the evening on a treadmill of duty — preparing dinner, ferrying children around, policing homework and then, finally, sorting laundry for the morning.

Now, as the Ten O’clock news finishes, I wipe my last surface and switch on the dishwasher. The house is blissfully quiet. Then a voice — my husband’s — calls hopefully from the top of the stairs: ‘Are you coming to bed now?’

Standing there, dishcloth in hand, my heart actually sinks. This is the moment when I know that my day is far from finished. There is still one, last, conjugal chore to be performed(...)

‘It’s the nights when I come to bed and can hear him in the bathroom gurgling with mouthwash and “freshening” that I start to panic,’ one friend admits. ‘Sometimes I manage to creep back downstairs really quickly before he’s seen me and I spend the next hour or so in the utility room ironing so I don’t have to come up with yet another excuse as to why I don’t want sex(...)’


Married women aged 16 to 24 have sex on average six times every four weeks. This falls to twice in four weeks for women in the 45 to 59 age group(...)

 Quoting: [link to www.dailymail.co.uk]


Wow, married British women between 16 and 24 years have sex only 6 times in a month??? Really???

Sorry, but if Brit women prefer read a book in bed or watch TV, instead of switching fluids with the person that lays by their side, there's something VERY VERY wrong with them.
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


L M F A O ! She looks like a fucking inbred or has something seriously wrong with her, I would rather rim gollums asshole than go down on her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11400595


lol
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The worst part is that Brit women have VERY mean words to describe how they feel about their husbands. Can you imagine a woman with that snob cockney accent, saying that "she'd rather mop the floor than have sex with her husband"???

Why marry then??? Fucking frigid witches!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


It sounds like we need to get back to beating wives until this nonsense gets sorted out. If a man can't control his wife, then he's not a man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24758430


"A wommun, a dog and a chestnut tree, the more you beat em the better they be."
Old English saying.

I'll bet your wife has made a spotlessly clean home for you.
If you're married,which I doubt.

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