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Did You Know The Mormon Religion Is Entirely Based on Aliens?

 
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Did You Know The Mormon Religion Is Entirely Based on Aliens?
You can look it up to get the details. But when I looked into it years ago this is the jist I got.

Some guy was in contact with an alien. That alien told him there was a disk buried halfway across the country. The alien gave him the exact location. People thought he was crazy.

So he went to the spot and started digging. He dug up a highly advanced gold disk of some kind. And the religion started based on that.

Whatever info they got from that disk, one thing is for sure, they are prepping for the end of the world. It's why Mormons have their underground bunkers. The alien or the disk told them to go to Utah because it would be safe.

I'm sure there's more. Anyone care to add or clarify?
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Wrong religion dude its the other one that starts with S
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...and magic underwear.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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All religions are.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Re: Did You Know The Mormon Religion Is Entirely Based on Aliens?
You can look it up to get the details. But when I looked into it years ago this is the jist I got.

Some guy was in contact with an alien. That alien told him there was a disk buried halfway across the country. The alien gave him the exact location. People thought he was crazy.

So he went to the spot and started digging. He dug up a highly advanced gold disk of some kind. And the religion started based on that.

Whatever info they got from that disk, one thing is for sure, they are prepping for the end of the world. It's why Mormons have their underground bunkers. The alien or the disk told them to go to Utah because it would be safe.

I'm sure there's more. Anyone care to add or clarify?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24921422


Yes

My ex husband had a good friend at work who was a life long mormon
The guy lived mormonism and was a missionary in his younger years for many years.

He had the 7 kids he couldn't afford
so, my husband would have him over for dinner sometimes....


He described to us WHAT the mormon religion was all about one night.
He knew a lot because his father was higher up in the church than many get to...

He talked a lot about how they believe in aliens, other planets ...how the angels from other planets come here; the mormon higher ups are actually aliens....

it was all to much ...it was like listening to a sci fi novel at dinner.
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Is it true that Mormons consummate their marriage in the anus?...so as to avoid any chance of pregnancy?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: Did You Know The Mormon Religion Is Entirely Based on Aliens?
You can look it up to get the details. But when I looked into it years ago this is the jist I got.

Some guy was in contact with an alien. That alien told him there was a disk buried halfway across the country. The alien gave him the exact location. People thought he was crazy.

So he went to the spot and started digging. He dug up a highly advanced gold disk of some kind. And the religion started based on that.

Whatever info they got from that disk, one thing is for sure, they are prepping for the end of the world. It's why Mormons have their underground bunkers. The alien or the disk told them to go to Utah because it would be safe.

I'm sure there's more. Anyone care to add or clarify?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24921422


I don't think aliens or angels really come out of the sky. I think Jung expressed it very well--we humans come equipped with a standard set of archetypes. A very special guide comes out of the sky is an archetype. So is being sent on a special quest for a magic object. So is a special round disk--its called a mandala.

This is an archetypal story--one any of us might dream--which means almost all of us will recognize it as a very plausible story--a very special and important story.

Doesn't mean it really happened.

Religion isn't exactly made up, but its certainly not revealed to us by angels or demons or aliens who exist apart from us. These beings are just images our minds generate--and maybe so are we.

I don't think we need to worry about people with religious preoccupations about the end of the world. Religion works on a much smaller scale. It works on a human life scale. Every generation has had its prophet of doom saying the world will end real soon--they've all been wrong--it seems just human to have a conviction that its all gone so wrong it must be on the brink of a big destruction--but it hasn't happened yet. It won't happen in our lifetime either.
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All religions are.
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yes, magic monsters from space
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All religions are.
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^THIS^
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Is it true that Mormons consummate their marriage in the anus?...so as to avoid any chance of pregnancy?
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Nah, they do your mother
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You could be on to something watch this:

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Ok i visited a mormon colony in chihuahua mexico about 17 years ago because there is a apple orchard there and we got a pass to pick apples and i met a young man whom just finished his mission and i struck up a conversation friendly enough whom was willing to explain mormon culture and history. He stated that while in mexico he learned about kukulkan and aztec myan history and made a very good point. Kukulkan was a mythological bieng who visited the natives thousands of years before the spanish arrived white tall man with a beard blue eyes and elongated skull he came feom the sea and taught them math, agriculre, astronomy and a bunch of other subjects after 200 years he left vowing to return. The LDS church teaches that jesus visited the natives in america and thus the second testament of jesus.......he flat out said its funny but i think john smith copied the story and just said it was jesus not knowing it might have been someone else visiting america. I did some research and yeah some spanish colonists did spread the tale and 200 years later or so john smith heard it too and thus mormon religion was born. There are golden plates i have found that a priest named father crespi was given a set by the natives in south america in the 1950's so maybe its half true but it had nothing to do with jesus is what i got from him.
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He talked a lot about how they believe in aliens, other planets ...how the angels from other planets come here; the mormon higher ups are actually aliens....

it was all to much ...it was like listening to a sci fi novel at dinner.
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Clifford Stone says there are "aliens" out there that look just like us, except they have [/some/] extra sensory abilities.

Add that to Lloyd Pye's assertion that we are essentially not native to this planet, and it paints a very intriguing picture of what the truth behind human origins might be.
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Re: Did You Know The Mormon Religion Is Entirely Based on Aliens?
You can look it up to get the details. But when I looked into it years ago this is the jist I got.

Some guy was in contact with an alien. That alien told him there was a disk buried halfway across the country. The alien gave him the exact location. People thought he was crazy.

So he went to the spot and started digging. He dug up a highly advanced gold disk of some kind. And the religion started based on that.

Whatever info they got from that disk, one thing is for sure, they are prepping for the end of the world. It's why Mormons have their underground bunkers. The alien or the disk told them to go to Utah because it would be safe.

I'm sure there's more. Anyone care to add or clarify?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24921422


I don't think aliens or angels really come out of the sky. I think Jung expressed it very well--we humans come equipped with a standard set of archetypes. A very special guide comes out of the sky is an archetype. So is being sent on a special quest for a magic object. So is a special round disk--its called a mandala.

This is an archetypal story--one any of us might dream--which means almost all of us will recognize it as a very plausible story--a very special and important story.

Doesn't mean it really happened.

Religion isn't exactly made up, but its certainly not revealed to us by angels or demons or aliens who exist apart from us. These beings are just images our minds generate--and maybe so are we.

I don't think we need to worry about people with religious preoccupations about the end of the world. Religion works on a much smaller scale. It works on a human life scale. Every generation has had its prophet of doom saying the world will end real soon--they've all been wrong--it seems just human to have a conviction that its all gone so wrong it must be on the brink of a big destruction--but it hasn't happened yet. It won't happen in our lifetime either.
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if people know this,then how can they consider him to be the next president?
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I am a Mormon. It's so funny to me all the myths I hear about our religion. To clarify a couple of points, Joseph Smith found the burrows golden plates not far from his home in Palmyra New York. I've been thee to the church history site. It wasn't an alien per say that came and told him where the plates were, it was an angel. I don't know that this angel even had a body of flesh. However several years before that Joseph was praying in a grove of trees about which religion was the true one. After a dark force seized him, a light came from above and two personages where there. One said this is my beloved son, hear him. It was God the Eternal Father and his son Jesus Christ. Yes we believe that there are other planets with inhabitants, but we don't know a lot more than that. The leaders are not aliens. Our church doesn't teach that there are aliens here on the Earth. However I personally do think there are. And I believe that there are UFOs. Some good and some very bad. However most Mormons are overwhelmed with that concept and so I don't talk with very many of them about those things.
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Thank you. Mormons are some of the nicest and smartest people I know. If some of you would engage your brain and actually heck so.ething out and report rather than just spew out things you read somewhere the world would be a better a better place....all worlds...hehehe
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Thank you. Mormons are some of the nicest and smartest people I know. If some of you would engage your brain and actually heck so.ething out and report rather than just spew out things you read somewhere the world would be a better a better place....all worlds...hehehe
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they just love cock.
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Thank you. Mormons are some of the nicest and smartest people I know. If some of you would engage your brain and actually heck so.ething out and report rather than just spew out things you read somewhere the world would be a better a better place....all worlds...hehehe
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The religion does not make them smart. The book of mormon had thousands of errors.

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Well, religion is just dumb but I have met many Mormons who I can say on a personal level are nice people. I'd rather live around those people than many others.
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Well, religion is just dumb but I have met many Mormons who I can say on a personal level are nice people. I'd rather live around those people than many others.
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Statements like that do not make you sound smart.

What do you believe? The mainstream theory that we all came from mud and apes?

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