I talked about that air conditioning play long ago... check the files.
It was from when i went to the Seattle museum of flight and got to get on Reagens AF1 plane and the dude talked about the fake AC control that just told the pilots to change the air tempature. Your silly easy fake VPN apps are funny but the nlp is interesting... Skype would be better... so would a car, preferably with real air conditioning.
Maybe its saftey first, see my car can go anywhere, and cross any boarder with ease and have an led sign. Your car can have explodable tires, a air conditioning with real sat link... gotta think safety and security.