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Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?

 
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10/04/2012 04:35 PM
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Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
I am actually masturbating right now as I read about alien abductions and being probed. The idea of some green naked spave lady touching me all over with her cold, prodding hands make me so horny.
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10/04/2012 04:49 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
I am actually masturbating right now as I read about alien abductions and being probed. The idea of some green naked spave lady touching me all over with her cold, prodding hands make me so horny.
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10/04/2012 04:51 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
this is an awesome idea , ive become so bored with all other masterbation scenarios this sounds plausible, thank you ill use this in about ten minutes.


the last technique that was also fun and you might want to try is to , of course have your pants off then stand on your bathroom sink and turn around so you facing away from the mirror then look back at that fine fine ass and there you go instant free masterbation material , you own ass!@@!@! genius i know but i had to share, good luck and good speed.bumpbumpbump
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
Oh yeah, someone talk dirty to me so that I may finish.




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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
Oh yeah, someone talk dirty to me so that I may finish.




drama
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imma shit on your face !!! then im gonna wash your car!!!
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10/04/2012 04:56 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
Ah, dammit.

My semen was all bloody again.
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
Ah, dammit.

My semen was all bloody again.
 Quoting: kamalayka


thats HOT
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
Funny and pretty orginal thread about a subject that has been talked over for like 100 times.

Any other idea's lads to spice it up a bit?
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10/04/2012 05:01 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
I am actually masturbating right now as I read about alien abductions and being probed. The idea of some green naked spave lady touching me all over with her cold, prodding hands make me so horny.
 Quoting: kamalayka


You should stop masturbating go outside and find a human female to have sex with. I promise that you will be impressed.
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10/04/2012 05:03 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
I am actually masturbating right now as I read about alien abductions and being probed. The idea of some green naked spave lady touching me all over with her cold, prodding hands make me so horny.
 Quoting: kamalayka


You should stop masturbating go outside and find a human female to have sex with. I promise that you will be impressed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24767242


I disagree with the premise that you will be impressed.

You may in fact be impressed with the amount of anti-virals you have to start taking.

BRING ON THE SPACE BABES! sideways
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
I am actually masturbating right now as I read about alien abductions and being probed. The idea of some green naked spave lady touching me all over with her cold, prodding hands make me so horny.
 Quoting: kamalayka


You should stop masturbating go outside and find a human female to have sex with. I promise that you will be impressed.
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Masturbation is like sex, but without all the boring crap that my penis and I don't care about.
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10/04/2012 05:12 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
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10/04/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
I find reptilian females extremely hot. I wouldn't mine me a lusty Argonian maid right about now.

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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
This actually means that you have been molested by a female alien and now you have subconscious remnants of the event which make you horny.
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10/04/2012 05:57 PM

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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
This actually means that you have been molested by a female alien and now you have subconscious remnants of the event which make you horny.
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Maybe it was a male alien disguised as a female?

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10/04/2012 06:22 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
Fuck the masturbation - I just want the real thing!
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10/04/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: Does anybody like to masturbate to the idea of being abducted and molested by a female humanoid alien?
NO!

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