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I am a timetraveller from the year 2021

 
Henry
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10/04/2012 04:38 PM
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I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
I know this may be a lot to take in but please hear me out it is all i ask.

I was just a regular person in 2021, i was then aged 54 years old, my full name Henry Waffle,
i was a factory manager, nothing special, i had worked my way up the ladder so to speak.
Yes 2021 is very different and there are many earth changing differences between now and then, and i can get to that later, however i was just a simple man walking back from a days work to my office across the road.
Suddenly i felt myself falling, but its hard to describe because there was no hole, yet i kept falling, and i started to whirl round and round, it got faster, it soon became virtualy impossible to keep up and i found myself loosing consciousness.

I woke up on the grass, seeing everywhere looked different, there were still buildings, the skies were still blue, it wasnt possible.
Then i realised i had traveled back in time to before the great war of 2013, i must have.
After pinching myself to make sure i wasnt dreaming, i walked around, heading for a newsagent i looked at the paper and the date, and sure enough it was 3rd october 2012 (yesturday in your timeframe).

I have been walking the streets telling people i am a timetraveller nobody will believe me, i do not know what to do, i must return to my timeline this isnt my time.
I have been thinking also, maybe i should warn you all about 2013, but i can`t, it has to hapen its destiny, its not up to me to affect the fate of the world.

With all that said, the main issue at hand is returning to my timeline, i am on here to seek help

Henry Waffle
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10/04/2012 04:39 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
And im Maple Syrup nice to meet you.
Quasar
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10/04/2012 04:40 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
Geee yet another time traveler from the future.

Why are there so many of you?
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 04:41 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
Henry "Blue" Waffle
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10/04/2012 04:44 PM

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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
Must be time holes in the future probably created in the Great War of 2013.
miqq

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10/04/2012 04:44 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
Pics or didn't happend!
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10/04/2012 04:48 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
Do people literally pinch themselves in situations like this?
Tigershield

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10/04/2012 04:48 PM

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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
You lost me at "Henry Waffle"

Is the world in 2021 nukefied,allienated,armagadonnated,fuckenated.muslimnated, retardeted.

Grammar at it's worst nated. Rofl.


cruise
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10/04/2012 04:50 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
your energy is all wrong.
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10/04/2012 04:52 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
My name is Anthony Cocoa Hinklefinkie and I am also from 2021. I appear to be trapped in time aswell maybe we can discuss this over a cup of hot chocolate.
Anonymous Coward
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10/04/2012 04:52 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
there is another retard on GLP with a better story that is looking for you.
henry
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10/04/2012 04:56 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
you mean sandra? fuck her! you really believe she shot dead greys and was abducted by them ? give me a break!
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10/04/2012 04:58 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
You lost me at "Henry Waffle"

Is the world in 2021 nukefied,allienated,armagadonnated,fuckenated.muslimnated, retardeted.

Grammar at it's worst nated. Rofl.


cruise
 Quoting: Tigershield


He lost me at "yesTURDay".
flashlight

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10/04/2012 05:15 PM

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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
bernard schitzel again?
I am a disciple of my mind.
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10/04/2012 05:17 PM
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Re: I am a timetraveller from the year 2021
I found him and a video called Henry Waffle
[link to www.youtube.com]
5a

You lost me at "Henry Waffle"

Is the world in 2021 nukefied,allienated,armagadonnated,fuckenated.muslimnated, retardeted.

Grammar at it's worst nated. Rofl.


cruise
 Quoting: Tigershield


He lost me at "yesTURDay".
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