Today I am Joe, as an oppose to agent trying to help people.

You know who Al is, don't you? Well, apparently this forum is not so happy about his name.
Anyway. My question is why "Al's" voice sounds like a lawn mower inside one's air tubes?
You know exactly who it is!

I heard stories about "Al" being Bill Hicks. In fact, their stories are very similar, if you do a little research.

Another thing about "Al" which I am wondering about is, if Al works for CIA (or FBI), and he's some sort of super-agent, hiding behind an identity, behind another identity, then why does his show criticize the very government which he works for?
Why would they hire someone to find dirt about themselves?

I may have lied about the probing - which I know makes you depressed. However, I am going to ask about aliens.
Has anyone considered that Obama may be an alien?

Listening to Obama's "speeches" (well, they're manuscripts), he almost seems non-human.

He's got confidence beyond even some of the strongest personality disorders I know of.
When he lies to the public, he doesn't even show regret when exposed.
He tells the public blatantly about how he is going to make their lives a mess - and the government too - and he doesn't even show a tad of fear while saying this.

How is it possible for a man to be like Obama; lie to people, send them into their deaths, murder million of innocent foreign people - all without blinking an eye?


Now, I don't want to sound like some tinfoil-hat wearing nutcase, but I think Obama may be an alien who's out to probe us anally to retrieve our souls for his alien armies to invade us and do all sorts of odd probing anally, which may result in sore butt-cheeks.