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INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup

 
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INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Breakfast fans, rest assured: you're French Toast and pancakes toppings are a little safer this morning.

syrup is serious business in Quebec, which houses a reported $30 million worth of maple syrup (Yahoo)Breakfast fans, rest assured: you're French Toast and pancakes toppings are a little safer this morning.

Police have made their first major breakthrough in the great maple syrup heist of 2012, after Canadian authorities seized 600 barrels of maple syrup that was allegedly stolen from a Quebec facility.

In September, The Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers reported that a large percentage of their reserved appeared to be missing after conducing a routine inventory inspection at the province's global strategic reserve site at St-Louis-de-Blandford.

In the meantime, the AP reports that the confiscated 600 barrels of syrup are being escorted aboard a "heavily guarded" convoy of 16 trailer-trucks, as they make their way back to the strategic reserve in Quebec.


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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Canada has a "strategic reserve" of syrup..

lmao

who knew?
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Noticed that Eh..Funny canadians..Surprisingly OIL by the barrel is cheaper..
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
If people are willing to steal maple syrup...WHAT ELESEWILL THEY STEAL?
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If people are willing to steal maple syrup...WHAT ELESEWILL THEY STEAL?
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Bottom line ANYTHING
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
You really couldn't make this shit up. It sounds like the plot for a McKenzie brothers movie.
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You really couldn't make this shit up. It sounds like the plot for a McKenzie brothers movie.
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Nope it's real. Did a thread on the theft a few weeks ago.
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
They must have 'gotten the memo' that maple syrup and baking soda cures cancer and wanted to make millions selling it....
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Serious question:

How the fuck do you steal 600 barrels of ANYTHING, unless you are in charge of shipping?


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"province's global strategic reserve"

Now we know who the real world power players are. Recognize!
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They must have 'gotten the memo' that maple syrup and baking soda cures cancer and wanted to make millions selling it....
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I've got one that can see!


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Serious question:

How the fuck do you steal 600 barrels of ANYTHING, unless you are in charge of shipping?


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Evidently, the reserve is not guarded. Someone showed up and found the syrup missing..
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Evidently, the reserve is not guarded. Someone showed up and found the syrup missing..
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Oh come *on*.
Describe to me the opportunistic criminal genius who has the logistical support to steal 90 TONS of maple syrup.

Show your work.

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Evidently, the reserve is not guarded. Someone showed up and found the syrup missing..
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Oh come *on*.
Describe to me the opportunistic criminal genius who has the logistical support to steal 90 TONS of maple syrup.

Show your work.

upset
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New James Bond movie theme "Mapleraker"
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Evidently, the reserve is not guarded. Someone showed up and found the syrup missing..
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Oh come *on*.
Describe to me the opportunistic criminal genius who has the logistical support to steal 90 TONS of maple syrup.

Show your work.

upset
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You have to admit it is IMPRESSIVE
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Describe to me the opportunistic criminal genius who has the logistical support to steal 90 TONS of maple syrup.
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Someone with a buttload of dry pancakes, a hankerin' for some maple goodness *now*, and 3 available semi's.

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If people are willing to steal maple syrup...WHAT ELESEWILL THEY STEAL?
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i made syrup once it took 100 gallons of maple water to make 1 gallon of syrup.Now i know know why that shit is so pricey. if someone stole my syrup I would be havin an international man hunt on his ass!
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Canada has a "strategic reserve" of syrup..

lmao

who knew?
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having recently been in canada ...i can say that the canadian mentality is vastly different than the U.S.

it is like walking among oddly kind, yet strangly insane psyche patients that act with a very 'fake' 'niceness' ...kinda like rosie cheeked zombies ...
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5 stars for the Maple Masked Madman.

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Describe to me the opportunistic criminal genius who has the logistical support to steal 90 TONS of maple syrup.
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Someone with a buttload of dry pancakes, a hankerin' for some maple goodness *now*, and 3 available semi's.

jaysdown
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Yeah, fair enough.

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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Canada has a "strategic reserve" of syrup..

lmao

who knew?
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having recently been in canada ...i can say that the canadian mentality is vastly different than the U.S.

it is like walking among oddly kind, yet strangly insane psyche patients that act with a very 'fake' 'niceness' ...kinda like rosie cheeked zombies ...
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clappa
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You have to admit it is IMPRESSIVE
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I have to conclude it's an inside job.

The Maple 9/11, Controlled Syrup Demolition...

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If people are willing to steal maple syrup...WHAT ELESEWILL THEY STEAL?
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peanut oil.
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Canada has a "strategic reserve" of syrup..

lmao

who knew?
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They "Fix" the price of syrup with it !

Price fixing !
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Blows my theory out of the water... Pictured all that syrup neatly stored in underground bunkers with other private reserve delectibles. Now that's prepping!
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Ι think the Ferengi Empire is involved banana2
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New James Bond movie theme "Mapleraker"
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If people are willing to steal maple syrup...WHAT ELESEWILL THEY STEAL?
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peanut oil.
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Kenyan jizz.

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It's TREASON!
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Re: INQ Follow up: Canadian police seize 600 barrels of missing maple syrup
Canada has a "strategic reserve" of syrup..

lmao

who knew?
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Quebec keeps Ihop in business.
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Hooray!! I'll be looking for maple syrup now which is cheaper than $8.00 for less than a pint!! Those store-brand "Pancake Syrups" (with nary a DROP of true maple goodness) are boring and just don't measure up!
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