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PBS Debate Moderator Jim Lerher has been arrested by Federal Authorities, after a Fatwa was issued by Komrade Axelrod, claiming that Lerher allowed Romney to speak over his allotted 30% of debate time, a heresy, causing harm to the THE GAY MESSIAH, GREAT READER BARACK OBAMA.

Authorities, seizing on the precedent established in the arrest of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula last month for making the anti-Islam film which incited violence in many normally peaceful foreign capitals, have attributed blame to Mr. Lerher for the disruptions his unauthorized broadcast have caused.

Constitutional scholars in New York's Metropolitan Transportation Authority noted if something someone says causes crime, such as vandalism and denounciation of important politicians like MTA executives, then the easiest way to deal with that problem is to eliminate the root cause, the speech that caused it. "Because," said one city official, "we have more important things to do than chase down every petty crime that happens in our jurisdiction. Say bud, how many ounces is that soda you're drinking?"

Citing the well-known "fighting words" exception to the First Amendment, Obama Administration figures claim the arrest of Mr. Lerher is entirely justified because "his performance makes us want to fight!". Attorney General Eric Holder contends he is sure the Supreme Court will uphold Mr. Lerher's conviction as "the four smart justices are all for it, and Roberts will be as well, once he is told he will not be invited to any more dinner parties if he votes against it."

Mr. Lerher is being held incommunicado at an undisclosed location for "his own safety" as one official put it. Requests for legal counsel have so far been denied. "There are a lot of amendments that just get in the government's way of solving problems", noted excellent NY Times columnist Tom Friedman. "That's why the Chinese model is superior to ours."

Any further inquiries about Mr. Lerher should be referred to The Ministry of Truth, Thought Crimes Division.
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
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Another one-star. The Obama Zombies REALLY HATE satire, and mocking of "THE WON!"...
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
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Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
 Quoting: PravdaDemocrat


You TRULY ARE all about the "game" and the "soap opera" aren't ya? Despite all evidence to the contrary, you truly believe that these guys have "separate positions" while being funded by the same people. A long time ago, that was called a "conflict of interests." But guess what...it couldn't be a conflict of interests if there really isn't any "conflict" between the two at all. The political goal is to keep YOU in conflict with your brethren whom you separate from because of their perceived "inferior political stance." --You're ALL WRONG. Both Democrat and Republican...neither of you have figured it out yet.--

Do you think Romney is going to invite you over to his house for scraps off his dinner table or something?

Check these facts and see if I'm correct. Obama and Romney both...
1. support the WTO
2. support the IMF
3. support the Federal Reserve despite Romney's little claim that he wants to "audit the fed." --clever little slogan...I wonder where he got it from? -His buddy Ron Paul.
4. The U.N.
5. USAID
6. NDAA
7. The Patriot Act
8. GATT
9. Climate Taxation
10. TARP/Recovery Act
11. NAFTA
Not to mention that JP Morgan and Goldman and Sachs have been amazing contributors to both candidates which mean, no matter what the candidate's party platform states, the policies of the people who PAY THE CASH are the policies that will be IMPLEMENTED. But, I don't expect that people who are attracted to the bright and distracting lights of the HOLLYWOOD soap opera could see past all of that to understand the more sobering reality. -YOU'RE SCREWED EITHER WAY. Doesn't matter whether your perceived team wins or loses, because the only team that matters to THEM always comes out on top. Just hit the repeat cycle of the wash and rinse because...these things will remain certain...
1. inflation will rise...no matter WHO is in office.
2. The rich WILL become wealthier
3. The middle class WILL shrink even more
4. heavier security measures will be instilled within our borders
5. Wars will escalate
6. The Fema Camps will begin their operations
7. more laws will limit the movements of americans
8. The disarmament of the middle class WILL ensue
9. More false flags will occur on our soil.
10. Americans will further divide themselves making them an easy target for conquest.
11. America WILL FALL.

You're completely BLINDED by your need for games and competition. This isn't a football game, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY and people who refuse to see the movements of the chessboard are more detrimental for our country than the elites they're voting for.

Talk to me in 4 years when you're still complaining and spreading more division against your fellow countrymen.

By the way- The Debates ARE SCRIPTED. All questions are known about ahead of time and often they use tele-prompters to ensure that people get THEIR MONEY'S WORTH. Here's an obvious fact, but, I hope it sinks in when I say it - ITS TELEVISION. GOT IT???

If you think you saw a GENUINE DEBATE, then you're far more foolish than one could imagine. YOU WERE SHOWN EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE MEANT TO SEE...

And...that's your DAILY DOSE of reality.

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 10/05/2012 01:56 AM
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
 Quoting: PravdaDemocrat


You TRULY ARE all about the "game" and the "soap opera" aren't ya?
 Quoting: Serenity777


It's SATIRE....
I know you Obamatrons take any mocking of the Media Messiah personally, but really?
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He must be punished, for not helping a Muzzie in need.

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If this story was true...he would already be dead from a horrible accident.. 5a
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They (o trons) have severe intellectual deficiency or have spiritually souled out. Regardless, "they" are the ones who are now useless eaters.

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Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
 Quoting: PravdaDemocrat


You TRULY ARE all about the "game" and the "soap opera" aren't ya?
 Quoting: Serenity777


It's SATIRE....
I know you Obamatrons take any mocking of the Media Messiah personally, but really?
 Quoting: PravdaDemocrat
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
 Quoting: PravdaDemocrat


You TRULY ARE all about the "game" and the "soap opera" aren't ya? Despite all evidence to the contrary, you truly believe that these guys have "separate positions" while being funded by the same people. A long time ago, that was called a "conflict of interests." But guess what...it couldn't be a conflict of interests if there really isn't any "conflict" between the two at all. The political goal is to keep YOU in conflict with your brethren whom you separate from because of their perceived "inferior political stance." --You're ALL WRONG. Both Democrat and Republican...neither of you have figured it out yet.--

Do you think Romney is going to invite you over to his house for scraps off his dinner table or something?

Check these facts and see if I'm correct. Obama and Romney both...
1. support the WTO
2. support the IMF
3. support the Federal Reserve despite Romney's little claim that he wants to "audit the fed." --clever little slogan...I wonder where he got it from? -His buddy Ron Paul.
4. The U.N.
5. USAID
6. NDAA
7. The Patriot Act
8. GATT
9. Climate Taxation
10. TARP/Recovery Act
11. NAFTA
Not to mention that JP Morgan and Goldman and Sachs have been amazing contributors to both candidates which mean, no matter what the candidate's party platform states, the policies of the people who PAY THE CASH are the policies that will be IMPLEMENTED. But, I don't expect that people who are attracted to the bright and distracting lights of the HOLLYWOOD soap opera could see past all of that to understand the more sobering reality. -YOU'RE SCREWED EITHER WAY. Doesn't matter whether your perceived team wins or loses, because the only team that matters to THEM always comes out on top. Just hit the repeat cycle of the wash and rinse because...these things will remain certain...
1. inflation will rise...no matter WHO is in office.
2. The rich WILL become wealthier
3. The middle class WILL shrink even more
4. heavier security measures will be instilled within our borders
5. Wars will escalate
6. The Fema Camps will begin their operations
7. more laws will limit the movements of americans
8. The disarmament of the middle class WILL ensue
9. More false flags will occur on our soil.
10. Americans will further divide themselves making them an easy target for conquest.
11. America WILL FALL.

You're completely BLINDED by your need for games and competition. This isn't a football game, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY and people who refuse to see the movements of the chessboard are more detrimental for our country than the elites they're voting for.

Talk to me in 4 years when you're still complaining and spreading more division against your fellow countrymen.

By the way- The Debates ARE SCRIPTED. All questions are known about ahead of time and often they use tele-prompters to ensure that people get THEIR MONEY'S WORTH. Here's an obvious fact, but, I hope it sinks in when I say it - ITS TELEVISION. GOT IT???

If you think you saw a GENUINE DEBATE, then you're far more foolish than one could imagine. YOU WERE SHOWN EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE MEANT TO SEE...

And...that's your DAILY DOSE of reality.
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Very good Satire. Thanks. Some Libs apparently can't recognize it, can they?
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I thought it was good satire, but here's something for the offended ones- ocrocka
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THE POST-HUMAN HAL COMPUTER REALLY IS SOMETHING. REPLETE WITH FAKE ARRESTS OF EQUALLY FAKE DEAD MEN DEBATING....SKI.


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That was the best satire I've read in quite some time!

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Seven for the Bankers in their halls of gold,
Nine for Labor Unions sucking us dry,
One for the Liar Chief leaving us cold
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
 Quoting: PravdaDemocrat


You TRULY ARE all about the "game" and the "soap opera" aren't ya? Despite all evidence to the contrary, you truly believe that these guys have "separate positions" while being funded by the same people. A long time ago, that was called a "conflict of interests." But guess what...it couldn't be a conflict of interests if there really isn't any "conflict" between the two at all. The political goal is to keep YOU in conflict with your brethren whom you separate from because of their perceived "inferior political stance." --You're ALL WRONG. Both Democrat and Republican...neither of you have figured it out yet.--

Do you think Romney is going to invite you over to his house for scraps off his dinner table or something?

Check these facts and see if I'm correct. Obama and Romney both...
1. support the WTO
2. support the IMF
3. support the Federal Reserve despite Romney's little claim that he wants to "audit the fed." --clever little slogan...I wonder where he got it from? -His buddy Ron Paul.
4. The U.N.
5. USAID
6. NDAA
7. The Patriot Act
8. GATT
9. Climate Taxation
10. TARP/Recovery Act
11. NAFTA
Not to mention that JP Morgan and Goldman and Sachs have been amazing contributors to both candidates which mean, no matter what the candidate's party platform states, the policies of the people who PAY THE CASH are the policies that will be IMPLEMENTED. But, I don't expect that people who are attracted to the bright and distracting lights of the HOLLYWOOD soap opera could see past all of that to understand the more sobering reality. -YOU'RE SCREWED EITHER WAY. Doesn't matter whether your perceived team wins or loses, because the only team that matters to THEM always comes out on top. Just hit the repeat cycle of the wash and rinse because...these things will remain certain...
1. inflation will rise...no matter WHO is in office.
2. The rich WILL become wealthier
3. The middle class WILL shrink even more
4. heavier security measures will be instilled within our borders
5. Wars will escalate
6. The Fema Camps will begin their operations
7. more laws will limit the movements of americans
8. The disarmament of the middle class WILL ensue
9. More false flags will occur on our soil.
10. Americans will further divide themselves making them an easy target for conquest.
11. America WILL FALL.

You're completely BLINDED by your need for games and competition. This isn't a football game, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY and people who refuse to see the movements of the chessboard are more detrimental for our country than the elites they're voting for.

Talk to me in 4 years when you're still complaining and spreading more division against your fellow countrymen.

By the way- The Debates ARE SCRIPTED. All questions are known about ahead of time and often they use tele-prompters to ensure that people get THEIR MONEY'S WORTH. Here's an obvious fact, but, I hope it sinks in when I say it - ITS TELEVISION. GOT IT???

If you think you saw a GENUINE DEBATE, then you're far more foolish than one could imagine. YOU WERE SHOWN EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE MEANT TO SEE...

And...that's your DAILY DOSE of reality.
 Quoting: Serenity777


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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
 Quoting: PravdaDemocrat


You TRULY ARE all about the "game" and the "soap opera" aren't ya? Despite all evidence to the contrary, you truly believe that these guys have "separate positions" while being funded by the same people. A long time ago, that was called a "conflict of interests." But guess what...it couldn't be a conflict of interests if there really isn't any "conflict" between the two at all. The political goal is to keep YOU in conflict with your brethren whom you separate from because of their perceived "inferior political stance." --You're ALL WRONG. Both Democrat and Republican...neither of you have figured it out yet.--

Do you think Romney is going to invite you over to his house for scraps off his dinner table or something?

Check these facts and see if I'm correct. Obama and Romney both...
1. support the WTO
2. support the IMF
3. support the Federal Reserve despite Romney's little claim that he wants to "audit the fed." --clever little slogan...I wonder where he got it from? -His buddy Ron Paul.
4. The U.N.
5. USAID
6. NDAA
7. The Patriot Act
8. GATT
9. Climate Taxation
10. TARP/Recovery Act
11. NAFTA
Not to mention that JP Morgan and Goldman and Sachs have been amazing contributors to both candidates which mean, no matter what the candidate's party platform states, the policies of the people who PAY THE CASH are the policies that will be IMPLEMENTED. But, I don't expect that people who are attracted to the bright and distracting lights of the HOLLYWOOD soap opera could see past all of that to understand the more sobering reality. -YOU'RE SCREWED EITHER WAY. Doesn't matter whether your perceived team wins or loses, because the only team that matters to THEM always comes out on top. Just hit the repeat cycle of the wash and rinse because...these things will remain certain...
1. inflation will rise...no matter WHO is in office.
2. The rich WILL become wealthier
3. The middle class WILL shrink even more
4. heavier security measures will be instilled within our borders
5. Wars will escalate
6. The Fema Camps will begin their operations
7. more laws will limit the movements of americans
8. The disarmament of the middle class WILL ensue
9. More false flags will occur on our soil.
10. Americans will further divide themselves making them an easy target for conquest.
11. America WILL FALL.

You're completely BLINDED by your need for games and competition. This isn't a football game, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY and people who refuse to see the movements of the chessboard are more detrimental for our country than the elites they're voting for.

Talk to me in 4 years when you're still complaining and spreading more division against your fellow countrymen.

By the way- The Debates ARE SCRIPTED. All questions are known about ahead of time and often they use tele-prompters to ensure that people get THEIR MONEY'S WORTH. Here's an obvious fact, but, I hope it sinks in when I say it - ITS TELEVISION. GOT IT???

If you think you saw a GENUINE DEBATE, then you're far more foolish than one could imagine. YOU WERE SHOWN EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE MEANT TO SEE...

And...that's your DAILY DOSE of reality.
 Quoting: Serenity777


What is it with you libs and expecting people owe you something? Even if it is table scraps. Fucking weirdos get your own shit.
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PBS Debate Moderator Jim Lerher has been arrested by Federal Authorities, after a Fatwa was issued by Komrade Axelrod, claiming that Lerher allowed Romney to speak over his allotted 30% of debate time, a heresy, causing harm to the THE GAY MESSIAH, GREAT READER BARACK OBAMA.

Authorities, seizing on the precedent established in the arrest of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula last month for making the anti-Islam film which incited violence in many normally peaceful foreign capitals, have attributed blame to Mr. Lerher for the disruptions his unauthorized broadcast have caused.

Constitutional scholars in New York's Metropolitan Transportation Authority noted if something someone says causes crime, such as vandalism and denounciation of important politicians like MTA executives, then the easiest way to deal with that problem is to eliminate the root cause, the speech that caused it. "Because," said one city official, "we have more important things to do than chase down every petty crime that happens in our jurisdiction. Say bud, how many ounces is that soda you're drinking?"

Citing the well-known "fighting words" exception to the First Amendment, Obama Administration figures claim the arrest of Mr. Lerher is entirely justified because "his performance makes us want to fight!". Attorney General Eric Holder contends he is sure the Supreme Court will uphold Mr. Lerher's conviction as "the four smart justices are all for it, and Roberts will be as well, once he is told he will not be invited to any more dinner parties if he votes against it."

Mr. Lerher is being held incommunicado at an undisclosed location for "his own safety" as one official put it. Requests for legal counsel have so far been denied. "There are a lot of amendments that just get in the government's way of solving problems", noted excellent NY Times columnist Tom Friedman. "That's why the Chinese model is superior to ours."

Any further inquiries about Mr. Lerher should be referred to The Ministry of Truth, Thought Crimes Division.
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Go fuck yourself
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PBS Debate Moderator Jim Lerher has been arrested by Federal Authorities, after a Fatwa was issued by Komrade Axelrod, claiming that Lerher allowed Romney to speak over his allotted 30% of debate time, a heresy, causing harm to the THE GAY MESSIAH, GREAT READER BARACK OBAMA.

Authorities, seizing on the precedent established in the arrest of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula last month for making the anti-Islam film which incited violence in many normally peaceful foreign capitals, have attributed blame to Mr. Lerher for the disruptions his unauthorized broadcast have caused.

Constitutional scholars in New York's Metropolitan Transportation Authority noted if something someone says causes crime, such as vandalism and denounciation of important politicians like MTA executives, then the easiest way to deal with that problem is to eliminate the root cause, the speech that caused it. "Because," said one city official, "we have more important things to do than chase down every petty crime that happens in our jurisdiction. Say bud, how many ounces is that soda you're drinking?"

Citing the well-known "fighting words" exception to the First Amendment, Obama Administration figures claim the arrest of Mr. Lerher is entirely justified because "his performance makes us want to fight!". Attorney General Eric Holder contends he is sure the Supreme Court will uphold Mr. Lerher's conviction as "the four smart justices are all for it, and Roberts will be as well, once he is told he will not be invited to any more dinner parties if he votes against it."

Mr. Lerher is being held incommunicado at an undisclosed location for "his own safety" as one official put it. Requests for legal counsel have so far been denied. "There are a lot of amendments that just get in the government's way of solving problems", noted excellent NY Times columnist Tom Friedman. "That's why the Chinese model is superior to ours."

Any further inquiries about Mr. Lerher should be referred to The Ministry of Truth, Thought Crimes Division.
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Go fuck yourself
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humorless schmuck...
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I'd like to see all the obama freaks marched out into a large field and summarily shot and buried in mass graves.
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But I think it's hilarious! Yes, the libs do tend to eat their own when losing.
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PBS Debate Moderator Jim Lerher has been arrested by Federal Authorities, after a Fatwa was issued by Komrade Axelrod, claiming that Lerher allowed Romney to speak over his allotted 30% of debate time, a heresy, causing harm to the THE GAY MESSIAH, GREAT READER BARACK OBAMA.

Authorities, seizing on the precedent established in the arrest of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula last month for making the anti-Islam film which incited violence in many normally peaceful foreign capitals, have attributed blame to Mr. Lerher for the disruptions his unauthorized broadcast have caused.

Constitutional scholars in New York's Metropolitan Transportation Authority noted if something someone says causes crime, such as vandalism and denounciation of important politicians like MTA executives, then the easiest way to deal with that problem is to eliminate the root cause, the speech that caused it. "Because," said one city official, "we have more important things to do than chase down every petty crime that happens in our jurisdiction. Say bud, how many ounces is that soda you're drinking?"

Citing the well-known "fighting words" exception to the First Amendment, Obama Administration figures claim the arrest of Mr. Lerher is entirely justified because "his performance makes us want to fight!". Attorney General Eric Holder contends he is sure the Supreme Court will uphold Mr. Lerher's conviction as "the four smart justices are all for it, and Roberts will be as well, once he is told he will not be invited to any more dinner parties if he votes against it."

Mr. Lerher is being held incommunicado at an undisclosed location for "his own safety" as one official put it. Requests for legal counsel have so far been denied. "There are a lot of amendments that just get in the government's way of solving problems", noted excellent NY Times columnist Tom Friedman. "That's why the Chinese model is superior to ours."

Any further inquiries about Mr. Lerher should be referred to The Ministry of Truth, Thought Crimes Division.
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5 stars for you my friend. I like satire.
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Another pathetic thread by Ms. Spammer.
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But I think it's hilarious! Yes, the libs do tend to eat their own when losing.
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The most biting humor is sprinkled with some truth, throughout.

Liberals take themselves SO SERIOUSLY, they feel so morally superior to you, because they "CARE!" so much more than you do, that satire like this is considered an insult, TO THEM, and everything they believe in.
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The incompetent buffoon has moderated his last debate.
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Well he's 78 so that is likely no matter how he performed. I didn't think he did a bad job myself.
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The Liberal crazies are completely unhinged, because he couldn't cut Romney off whenever he had Obama against the ropes.
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You TRULY ARE all about the "game" and the "soap opera" aren't ya? Despite all evidence to the contrary, you truly believe that these guys have "separate positions" while being funded by the same people. A long time ago, that was called a "conflict of interests." But guess what...it couldn't be a conflict of interests if there really isn't any "conflict" between the two at all. The political goal is to keep YOU in conflict with your brethren whom you separate from because of their perceived "inferior political stance." --You're ALL WRONG. Both Democrat and Republican...neither of you have figured it out yet.--

Do you think Romney is going to invite you over to his house for scraps off his dinner table or something?

Check these facts and see if I'm correct. Obama and Romney both...
1. support the WTO
2. support the IMF
3. support the Federal Reserve despite Romney's little claim that he wants to "audit the fed." --clever little slogan...I wonder where he got it from? -His buddy Ron Paul.
4. The U.N.
5. USAID
6. NDAA
7. The Patriot Act
8. GATT
9. Climate Taxation
10. TARP/Recovery Act
11. NAFTA
Not to mention that JP Morgan and Goldman and Sachs have been amazing contributors to both candidates which mean, no matter what the candidate's party platform states, the policies of the people who PAY THE CASH are the policies that will be IMPLEMENTED. But, I don't expect that people who are attracted to the bright and distracting lights of the HOLLYWOOD soap opera could see past all of that to understand the more sobering reality. -YOU'RE SCREWED EITHER WAY. Doesn't matter whether your perceived team wins or loses, because the only team that matters to THEM always comes out on top. Just hit the repeat cycle of the wash and rinse because...these things will remain certain...
1. inflation will rise...no matter WHO is in office.
2. The rich WILL become wealthier
3. The middle class WILL shrink even more
4. heavier security measures will be instilled within our borders
5. Wars will escalate
6. The Fema Camps will begin their operations
7. more laws will limit the movements of americans
8. The disarmament of the middle class WILL ensue
9. More false flags will occur on our soil.
10. Americans will further divide themselves making them an easy target for conquest.
11. America WILL FALL.

You're completely BLINDED by your need for games and competition. This isn't a football game, THIS IS OUR COUNTRY and people who refuse to see the movements of the chessboard are more detrimental for our country than the elites they're voting for.

Talk to me in 4 years when you're still complaining and spreading more division against your fellow countrymen.

By the way- The Debates ARE SCRIPTED. All questions are known about ahead of time and often they use tele-prompters to ensure that people get THEIR MONEY'S WORTH. Here's an obvious fact, but, I hope it sinks in when I say it - ITS TELEVISION. GOT IT???

If you think you saw a GENUINE DEBATE, then you're far more foolish than one could imagine. YOU WERE SHOWN EXACTLY WHAT YOU WERE MEANT TO SEE...

And...that's your DAILY DOSE of reality.
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