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I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse

 
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10/05/2012 04:31 AM
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I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
This body is STRONG!

5a
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10/05/2012 04:35 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And youre what 21?
keep doing it until youre my age, 82, and then well see how healthy you are wipper snapper!
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10/05/2012 04:41 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And youre what 21?
keep doing it until youre my age, 82, and then well see how healthy you are wipper snapper!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24998845


Just turned 50, never excercise and feel like I did at 20.

I'm thankful.
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10/05/2012 04:43 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
You're not I assure you inside you're fucked you just don't feel it.
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And youre what 21?
keep doing it until youre my age, 82, and then well see how healthy you are wipper snapper!
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You're 82??

You have my respect, sir!
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10/05/2012 04:43 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
So was I until the heart attack at 42 - lol - your bodies gonna bite you back on day.
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10/05/2012 04:45 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
You're not I assure you inside you're fucked you just don't feel it.
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^
This here.
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10/05/2012 04:45 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
You're not I assure you inside you're fucked you just don't feel it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


Shouldn't I feel it by 50?

I'm fine.

And there are all these stories of centenarians who smoke and drink....
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10/05/2012 04:46 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
You're not I assure you inside you're fucked you just don't feel it.
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Shouldn't I feel it by 50?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


Some never feel it they are the ones who just drop dead if you feel it young its a warning you get to change it.
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10/05/2012 04:47 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
This body is STRONG!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


this is what my dad kept saying until he had a stroke and died at 69. I told him many times you need to stop smoking,
he said im as fit as a fiddle.this was even a few weeks befor he had the stroke.
examiner
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And there are all these stories of centenarians who smoke and drink....
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They have one glass of snort a day and a cigar......
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10/05/2012 04:52 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And there are all these stories of centenarians who smoke and drink....
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They have one glass of snort a day and a cigar......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


That's true, isn't it?

And yet I've heard of recent medical studies that say HEAVY drinkers have longer life expectancies. Not just a glass of wine a day, but heavy drinking. Look it up.

I'm drunk now...
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10/05/2012 04:56 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And youre what 21?
keep doing it until youre my age, 82, and then well see how healthy you are wipper snapper!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24998845


Octogenarians should be regarded as oracles.
What do you have to tell us about the state of the world?
Or anything you want to say....
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10/05/2012 04:58 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And there are all these stories of centenarians who smoke and drink....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


They have one glass of snort a day and a cigar......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


That's true, isn't it?

And yet I've heard of recent medical studies that say HEAVY drinkers have longer life expectancies. Not just a glass of wine a day, but heavy drinking. Look it up.

I'm drunk now...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


my brother died at 47 from being a heavy drinker,he ended up with diabetas and then had a heart attack, supose it depends on what you call heavy,a couple of wines a day dont hurt but says you have a long life if you drink heavy is bull.
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10/05/2012 04:59 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Judging by your age and what you are saying...

If you DONT smell like shit, then you are fucked inside. If you do smell like shit...well then that is a good sign that your immune system is working in full force for you.

Either way, you've got problems haha.
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10/05/2012 05:02 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Come back and post at 60.

After the, "procedures," i.e., surgeries, you've gone through.
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10/05/2012 05:03 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Heavy drinking eventually causes liver disease. no argument.
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10/05/2012 05:05 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Add "unprotected anal sex with streetwalking hookers" to your list, and you'll live to be 120!!!
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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10/05/2012 05:06 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Judging by your age and what you are saying...

If you DONT smell like shit, then you are fucked inside. If you do smell like shit...well then that is a good sign that your immune system is working in full force for you.

Either way, you've got problems haha.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19725643


That's encouraging.

I have no discernible odor other than alcohol breath.
Don't even need deodorant.
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10/05/2012 05:08 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Add "unprotected anal sex with streetwalking hookers" to your list, and you'll live to be 120!!!
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


cruise
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10/05/2012 05:12 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
But you know what?

I do not eat red meat or pork.

Haven't touched the stuff since I was 12.
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10/05/2012 05:14 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
But you know what?

I do not eat red meat or pork.

Haven't touched the stuff since I was 12.
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don't start backtracking now, OP. You already said your diet was horrible.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/05/2012 05:19 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
But you know what?

I do not eat red meat or pork.

Haven't touched the stuff since I was 12.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


don't start backtracking now, OP. You already said your diet was horrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24903444


My diet is pretty bad but I don't eat much and I never touch red meat.

And I'm not stupid enough to consume aspartame.

Who knows? I may live to be 120.
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10/05/2012 05:21 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
This body is STRONG!

5a
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God watches over idiots.
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10/05/2012 05:24 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Well if you're already 50 all I can say is congrats. You've already lived long enough so no point in changing your lifestyle now. Doesn't really matter if your heart pops out at 55 or 65.
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10/05/2012 05:26 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And there are all these stories of centenarians who smoke and drink....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


They have one glass of snort a day and a cigar......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


That's true, isn't it?

And yet I've heard of recent medical studies that say HEAVY drinkers have longer life expectancies. Not just a glass of wine a day, but heavy drinking. Look it up.

I'm drunk now...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


The same medical authorities that tells us that mercury amalgam fillings and mercury-laden vaccines aren't harmful?

The same "authorities" who tell us that eggs are worse for you than smoking?

And organic food is no better than non-organic?
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10/05/2012 05:27 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Yeah buddy the first symptom is death in many cases
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Well if you're already 50 all I can say is congrats. You've already lived long enough so no point in changing your lifestyle now. Doesn't really matter if your heart pops out at 55 or 65.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4443279


My heart isn't going to pop out.

My liver may fail MAYBE but not my heart.
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10/05/2012 05:35 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
And there are all these stories of centenarians who smoke and drink....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


They have one glass of snort a day and a cigar......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


That's true, isn't it?

And yet I've heard of recent medical studies that say HEAVY drinkers have longer life expectancies. Not just a glass of wine a day, but heavy drinking. Look it up.

I'm drunk now...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


The same medical authorities that tells us that mercury amalgam fillings and mercury-laden vaccines aren't harmful?

The same "authorities" who tell us that eggs are worse for you than smoking?

And organic food is no better than non-organic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24202972


Moderate drinkers live longest (glass of brandy a day), then heavy drinkers.
Teetotalers drop dead early.
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10/05/2012 05:35 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
I'1 21. And had a heart attack doing blow while drunk.

One day its all going to come back.

The worst damage you can do to your body is miss sleep and go through a bad break up.
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10/05/2012 05:42 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
I'1 21. And had a heart attack doing blow while drunk.

One day its all going to come back.

The worst damage you can do to your body is miss sleep and go through a bad break up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25000137


A heart attack at 21??
Going crazy, snorting coke, and missing sleep sounds very unhealthy.
Sorry for your heart attack.
I suggest you stop eating red meat.

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