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I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/05/2012 05:45 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
I didn't intend this topic as being a sermon against red meat.
I'm just drunk and spouting off.
But everything I've said is true....
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10/05/2012 05:45 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Nah don't feel bad for me, the coke just brought out the underlying problem of being heart broken.

ha I watch vid's of skiers fall down mountains and survive and I realized what kills you is usually the smallest thing.

I have plenty of 50 year old friends who smoke and drink. Your body is fairly adaptable, you will only notice problems if you suddenly stop.

Some people can some people can't.
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10/05/2012 05:46 AM

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Can you throw the ball over them mountains? scratching

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10/05/2012 05:56 AM
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Can you throw the ball over them mountains? scratching

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 Quoting: BOWMAN


lolsign

I just watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first time recently.
I can hurl a ball quite well! Better than that.
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10/05/2012 06:01 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Nah don't feel bad for me, the coke just brought out the underlying problem of being heart broken.

ha I watch vid's of skiers fall down mountains and survive and I realized what kills you is usually the smallest thing.

I have plenty of 50 year old friends who smoke and drink.

Your body is fairly adaptable, you will only notice problems if you suddenly stop.

Some people can some people can't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25000137


I plan to suddenly stop and go on a water fast.
I'll report to GLP how that goes.
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10/05/2012 06:27 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
Fuck, I just burned myself again.

The hazards of being a cigarette smoker....
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10/05/2012 06:30 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
This body is STRONG!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


i did too, and felt the same way, but then BAM!, type1 diabetes :(
let that be a warning
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10/05/2012 06:33 AM
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Obama ???

is that really you ???
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10/05/2012 06:33 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
You probley will feel great until one of you arteries finally cloggs and you have a stroke/heart attack (touch wood you don't)... Kicker is you'll never know how close you are and it could happen at any time, this is why people choose to try stay healthy lol. No turning back the clock if it happens, good luck dude!
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10/05/2012 06:33 AM
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What type of fish horse man are you, is this a new breed?

Pics or it didn't happen.
Rudysarsof

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10/05/2012 06:37 AM

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This body is STRONG!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774

For now
It is a lot easier to lie when you are the only one who knows the truth than it is to find the truth when all you know is lies.

Remember people the revolution starts with you.
Sorry my mistake.
Revolution starts with R.
Change begins with.....nope that begins with C
Hold on I am sure I will get this.
Progress begin....damn.

Oh I got it
Youthfulness begins with you, so do your part and be childish
And remember you can not spell awesome without ME.
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10/05/2012 06:38 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
next time your at a doctor = get your bloodpressure & liver/kidney function tested out. simple blood test...if it ALL comes back clear...well, you must be doing something right!

i dont even think tobaccos that bad, in fact i think it gets scape goated for alot of illnesses which were prob caused by something else.

alcohol makes you stupid & messes with you emotionally if you drink it al the time... and its more enjoyable if you only binge on it every so often.

food? stay away from processed food...its the devil i tells ya!

good luck!
AlcoholicRunner
I abduct humans and drink at the same time.

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10/05/2012 06:39 AM

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And youre what 21?
keep doing it until youre my age, 82, and then well see how healthy you are wipper snapper!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24998845


Just turned 50, never excercise and feel like I did at 20.

I'm thankful.
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Bullshit33

bonghit
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10/05/2012 06:42 AM
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smoking kills people all the time. please try to quit. thanks.
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
I doubt it. You are under the illusion that you are healthy because there are so many unhealthy people around you. Compared to a Shaolin monk or qi gong master you are weak and pathetic(not meaning to insult you) Westerners have a heinous outlook of what 'health' is. The tri fecta.
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They have one glass of snort a day and a cigar......
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24219938


That's true, isn't it?

And yet I've heard of recent medical studies that say HEAVY drinkers have longer life expectancies. Not just a glass of wine a day, but heavy drinking. Look it up.

I'm drunk now...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


The same medical authorities that tells us that mercury amalgam fillings and mercury-laden vaccines aren't harmful?

The same "authorities" who tell us that eggs are worse for you than smoking?

And organic food is no better than non-organic?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24202972


Moderate drinkers live longest (glass of brandy a day), then heavy drinkers.
Teetotalers drop dead early.
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No actually non drinkers just never get included in the studies because they are never sick and never go to the Doctor lmao
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and its more enjoyable if you only binge on it every so often.


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Maybe more enjoyable but that is actually more harmful to your health than drinking everyday.
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10/05/2012 06:51 AM
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If you're a heavy smoker COPD will kill you quicker than anything. Once you get it the hell begins....
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10/05/2012 07:00 AM
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If you're a heavy smoker COPD will kill you quicker than anything. Once you get it the hell begins....
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The first pic on Wikipedia for this COPD should be enough to make anyone want to quit! :-/
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10/05/2012 07:17 AM
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smoking kills people all the time. please try to quit. thanks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23415967


Thanks for your concern.
I am going to try to quit soon, although I'm not convinced it's really bad for you.
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10/05/2012 07:17 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
This body is STRONG!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


You're going to die by the age of 30, fat american.
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10/05/2012 07:28 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
This body is STRONG!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24978774


You're going to die by the age of 30, fat american.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25002487


I'm already 50, Italiano.
And not fat like your women.
MARsSPEED

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10/05/2012 07:38 AM

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10/05/2012 08:04 AM
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My granddad smoked all his life. When he was 65, he had only 20 % of normal lung capacity left. Walking was like running a marathon for him. He could not even stand up straight more than a few seconds at a time without getting short breath! His slow death in a hospital bed at 71 was a drawn-out struggle for oxygen. He had tubes up his nose, but was choking for lack of oxygen anyway. Just lying there was more than his body could handle.

Have fun wasting your body!
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10/05/2012 08:15 AM
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The shower creates seepsjop in your hands here , euh is that the same as the ones in the kitchen ?

Why do you do the big fail for some.

While throwing away dirty oil soil goes way faster.
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10/05/2012 08:47 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
What type of horse?
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10/05/2012 08:50 AM
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Re: I drink like a fish, i smoke two packs a day, i eat badly, and I'm healthy as a horse
What kind of fish we talkin here? Atlantic salmon, Alabama trout? Shark?

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