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This is the funniest/most embarrassing thing i have ever read about a celebrity
This is what Adam Levine (maroon 5 singer) said about Maria Sharapova (tennis player) After they broke up

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[link to www.celebitchy.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shits so funny... a dead frog lol

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Re: This is the funniest/most embarrassing thing i have ever read about a celebrity
This is what Adam Levine (maroon 5 singer) said about Maria Sharapova (tennis player) After they broke up

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[link to www.celebitchy.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shits so funny... a dead fish lol
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lol
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10/05/2012 05:32 AM
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...maybe Levine just wasn't doing it right...

He's too quick to put the blame on her.
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...maybe Levine just wasn't doing it right...

He's too quick to put the blame on her.
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I'm not gonna lie, i dont believe she can be that bad... and what I wouldn't give to find out the truth of this comment Mr Levine made... but shit thats a funny ass comment... But you'd think shed be a real screamer given her grunts when playing, right?
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Re: This is the funniest/most embarrassing thing i have ever read about a celebrity
This is what Adam Levine (maroon 5 singer) said about Maria Sharapova (tennis player) After they broke up

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[link to www.celebitchy.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shits so funny... a dead frog lol
 Quoting: neocartman


Not sure what is funnier - that the OP reads celebrity gossip sites like a fat housewife or that the OP read this story and was not able to tell that it was obviously written on a parody web site and picked up by some idiotic celebrity gossip web editor.

Wow...fucking hilarious.
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Re: This is the funniest/most embarrassing thing i have ever read about a celebrity
This is what Adam Levine (maroon 5 singer) said about Maria Sharapova (tennis player) After they broke up

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[link to www.celebitchy.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shits so funny... a dead frog lol
 Quoting: neocartman


Not sure what is funnier - that the OP reads celebrity gossip sites like a fat housewife or that the OP read this story and was not able to tell that it was obviously written on a parody web site and picked up by some idiotic celebrity gossip web editor.

Wow...fucking hilarious.
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lolololol that IS funny
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The end of the article clearly says that IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Which means...you're perpetuating bullshit. wink

This thread should be removed.
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Re: This is the funniest/most embarrassing thing i have ever read about a celebrity
This is what Adam Levine (maroon 5 singer) said about Maria Sharapova (tennis player) After they broke up

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[link to www.celebitchy.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shits so funny... a dead frog lol
 Quoting: neocartman


lol
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Re: This is the funniest/most embarrassing thing i have ever read about a celebrity
This is what Adam Levine (maroon 5 singer) said about Maria Sharapova (tennis player) After they broke up

The singer – who dated Sharapova briefly – told a Russian publication that he was less than impressed with her playing technique.

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex,” Levine said. “I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.

”But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’

”It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards.

”Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

[link to www.celebitchy.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this shits so funny... a dead frog lol
 Quoting: neocartman


There's nothing more idiotic and childish than a dude who bashes and disses a woman after he had sex with her, let alone a dude who does that in public or in the media. Is normal when you complain about bad experiences with a close friend, but saying it to be published in a magazine or aired on TV, is the pinnacle of being an asshole.

Have this guy Adam Levine considered the slightest possibility that Maria Sharapova didn't make any noise during the sex act, because he has a tiny dick and she wasn't feeling any pleasure?? Or perhaps because he simply doesn't have a clue on how to give pleasure to a woman??

Douchebag, she probably was kind enough to spare him of an epic humiliation, by not telling him how incompetent he is with a woman.
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