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Dear Electoral College: Thank you for making me totally apathetic

 
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10/05/2012 11:53 AM
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Dear Electoral College: Thank you for making me totally apathetic
Dear Electoral College:

Thank you for allowing me to be completely and totally apatethic about the Presidential Election this year. I live in the great state of Utah. It is beautiful here. The mountains are gorgeous and the people are generally nice.

Living in this state gives me a distinct advantage over people who live in states like Florida, Ohio, Virginia, and North Carolina. You see, dear EC (do you mind if I call you "EC"?), there is no way in hell that Mitt Romney will lose the popular vote in the state of Utah. And thanks to you, the winner of the popular vote in my state gets ALL of the votes from my state.

The result of this situation is that it doesn't matter what I do on election day. I could vote, I could bake cookies, I could go on a bender, I could wipe my behind with $100 bills. Nothing I choose to do on election day will impact the election in the slightest.

With this realization comes a great gift. I can now tune out. I can ignore the election all together. I can go back to watching football. Who cares who said what in the debate this week? I have no voice in the process so it does not matter to me.

EC, you are genius. You make the process so much simpler for all of us. Thank you!

Sincerely,

Voiceless Voter

P.S. - Al Gore told me to tell you to piss off! What's he so mad about?
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10/05/2012 12:09 PM

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Re: Dear Electoral College: Thank you for making me totally apathetic
I bet you're in favor of the "National Popular Vote Interstate Compact", are you?

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10/05/2012 12:20 PM
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Re: Dear Electoral College: Thank you for making me totally apathetic
I bet you're in favor of the "National Popular Vote Interstate Compact", are you?

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Never heard of it. It may be a good place to start. I will check it out. Thank you for the link.

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