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I brought down a ufo - please read

 
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I brought with my a rocket grenade launcher just in case (i have one still from my time in the army), and yes its licenced, as i, as a high ranking officer am still called up to the army from time to time, so i have not officially retired yet.


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lmao

even BB guns are illegal in UK!


lol
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Let me introduce myself

I have a degree in physics and music, i fought the korean war, and recieved the victoria cross for taking out an enemy bunker under fire.

I fought in the gulf war and the afghanistan campaign, and am regularly consulted upon for advice.

My fascination with ufology started when i saw my first ufo several years ago.
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Let me introduce myself

I have a degree in physics and music, i fought the korean war, and recieved the victoria cross for taking out an enemy bunker under fire.

I fought in the gulf war and the afghanistan campaign, and am regularly consulted upon for advice.

My fascination with ufology started when i saw my first ufo several years ago.
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Man all those degrees and you don't know how to take a picture? Damn shame.
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10/05/2012 02:50 PM
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Hello there, my full name is Hansel Jermain Dilpinson
(i was born in Romania), but moved to the UK over 20 years ago and have lived in the UK since.

We have had in my area of town, many sightings of ufos, orbs, lights for some time..
There have been news reports of them too, investigations, yet it has turned up with nothing.

Last night, under the cover of darkness, myself and a number of other investigators from the birmingham ufo group (we are the only active uk group that deals with abductees and ufos etc) just do a google search for BUFOG (the person in charge is dave my next door neighbour)!

We saw a light flashing, and it got nearer and nearer, as it approached the ground started to shake, i was scared, literally scared i had never felt like this before.
Suddenly it started to descend.

We ran away, and kept on running for a mile, all the time excpecting it to be behind or above us, but when we got back to the house it was gone.

We decided that this could be the biggest story in the history of mankind, and decided to get our video cameras, and to go back out to film it.
I brought with my a rocket grenade launcher just in case (i have one still from my time in the army), and yes its licenced, as i, as a high ranking officer am still called up to the army from time to time, so i have not officially retired yet.

Anyway, we went back out, and headed back for the spot we had been in earlier, we didnt need to wait long.
Almost at once above us, the craft appeared again, it was huge about the size of a large house. It had portholes and a dome on top.
Without a second thought i fired the launcher. It hit it, but had no effect at all.
I remembered fellow members of the ufo group saying that whilst they are in the air they have a magnetic distortion field around them which protects them.

I realised i would have to strike when they landed, and so i did. I waited for it to hover to the ground and as it was about to touch down, i fired...

With a huge explosion, that was heard for miles (my wife rung me up from work at the farm 2 miles ago to ask if everything was okay as she heard the blast), the craft came down, and with a smash, hit the group at a 90 degree angle.
There it came to rest.

No entities came out, nothing.

We panicked and run back to the house.

A few hours later were mustered up the courage to come back, and the flames/smoke had gone out, and the ufo was still in the same position at a 90 degree angle.

The area it is in, is a very rarely used footpath, as the entrance to it is covered in trees, so only the locals whove lived there for many years know about it.

We are not sure what to do now, do we ring for help, do we take the risk and try open the portholes? what do we do.

I would like to ask for advice, and really want to thank you for reading this.

Hansel
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Hi there, yeah, are you the same piece of shit who proclaimed aliens in the garden? Well fucking hell dipshit, get the hell of my internet already.
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10/05/2012 02:53 PM

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Hello there, my full name is Hansel Jermain Dilpinson
(i was born in Romania), but moved to the UK over 20 years ago and have lived in the UK since.

We have had in my area of town, many sightings of ufos, orbs, lights for some time..
There have been news reports of them too, investigations, yet it has turned up with nothing.

Last night, under the cover of darkness, myself and a number of other investigators from the birmingham ufo group (we are the only active uk group that deals with abductees and ufos etc) just do a google search for BUFOG (the person in charge is dave my next door neighbour)!

We saw a light flashing, and it got nearer and nearer, as it approached the ground started to shake, i was scared, literally scared i had never felt like this before.
Suddenly it started to descend.

We ran away, and kept on running for a mile, all the time excpecting it to be behind or above us, but when we got back to the house it was gone.

We decided that this could be the biggest story in the history of mankind, and decided to get our video cameras, and to go back out to film it.
I brought with my a rocket grenade launcher just in case (i have one still from my time in the army), and yes its licenced, as i, as a high ranking officer am still called up to the army from time to time, so i have not officially retired yet.

Anyway, we went back out, and headed back for the spot we had been in earlier, we didnt need to wait long.
Almost at once above us, the craft appeared again, it was huge about the size of a large house. It had portholes and a dome on top.
Without a second thought i fired the launcher. It hit it, but had no effect at all.
I remembered fellow members of the ufo group saying that whilst they are in the air they have a magnetic distortion field around them which protects them.

I realised i would have to strike when they landed, and so i did. I waited for it to hover to the ground and as it was about to touch down, i fired...

With a huge explosion, that was heard for miles (my wife rung me up from work at the farm 2 miles ago to ask if everything was okay as she heard the blast), the craft came down, and with a smash, hit the group at a 90 degree angle.
There it came to rest.

No entities came out, nothing.

We panicked and run back to the house.

A few hours later were mustered up the courage to come back, and the flames/smoke had gone out, and the ufo was still in the same position at a 90 degree angle.

The area it is in, is a very rarely used footpath, as the entrance to it is covered in trees, so only the locals whove lived there for many years know about it.

We are not sure what to do now, do we ring for help, do we take the risk and try open the portholes? what do we do.

I would like to ask for advice, and really want to thank you for reading this.

Hansel
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Hi there, yeah, are you the same piece of shit who proclaimed aliens in the garden? Well fucking hell dipshit, get the hell of my internet already.
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Careful man she might throw her degrees at you! I suggest throwing a camera back at them. They probably wouldn't know what it was though.
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10/05/2012 02:56 PM
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In a roaler coaster or what ..
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10/05/2012 03:02 PM

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I got to admit something right now...I use to get so mad when I seen these bullshit threads...As of late I crave them...This is funny stuff...
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10/05/2012 03:02 PM
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Bernard-get off the computer!
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haha,you beat me to it.
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Hansel (OP)
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10/05/2012 03:03 PM
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Blue flashing lights are coming from the area where the craft crashed, i do not know what is going on, should we go back out there or stay here
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Blue flashing lights are coming from the area where the craft crashed, i do not know what is going on, should we go back out there or stay here
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


It's time for your abduction..Have Gretal let us know when you are missing..
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Blue flashing lights are coming from the area where the craft crashed, i do not know what is going on, should we go back out there or stay here
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Take a picture


EDIT: Take a fucking picture



EDIT2: Probably not clear enough... TAKE A GOD DAMN PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bernard..I find you every time because you do not Capitalize your I's.. Among other things..
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oh,god,too many to mention.
church of euthanasia.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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Bernard-get off the computer!
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haha,you beat me to it.
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Hansel and Gretal

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Bernard..I find you every time because you do not Capitalize your I's.. Among other things..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


oh,god,too many to mention.
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We all have a signature
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10/05/2012 03:11 PM
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it would amuse me so much if one day you actually saw an alien,got a photo and tried to tell the truth.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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10/05/2012 03:11 PM
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
[/quote

I thought you were a man? And your wife heard the loud boom from ur big bad weapon? Damn if ur gonna make up some sh*t..atleast keep ur lies straight. Go back to ur mommas basement and come up with a better more interesting and solid lie with no contradictions.
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Bernard..I find you every time because you do not Capitalize your I's.. Among other things..
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oh,god,too many to mention.
 Quoting: lupa14714


We all have a signature
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Once again, i am a respectful woman in my community, well known, and i am a person of honour, i would not lie about this.

How do you excpect us to take photos when it is in a pitch black field miles from anywhere??
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10/05/2012 03:12 PM
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
[/quote

I thought you were a man? And your wife heard the loud boom from ur big bad weapon?
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


I am a lesbian

Its a sad fact that in 2012 there is still no tolerance!!
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Bernard..I find you every time because you do not Capitalize your I's.. Among other things..
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oh,god,too many to mention.
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We all have a signature
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yes we do,my love!!!
church of euthanasia.
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
[/quote

I thought you were a man? And your wife heard the loud boom from ur big bad weapon?
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


I am a lesbian

Its a sad fact that in 2012 there is still no tolerance!!
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Hansel is a boys name..
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
[/quote

I thought you were a man? And your wife heard the loud boom from ur big bad weapon?
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


I am a lesbian

Its a sad fact that in 2012 there is still no tolerance!!
 Quoting: BB 25020099


what? still at it at your age? are we not friends with Korea yet?
church of euthanasia.
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Bernard..I find you every time because you do not Capitalize your I's.. Among other things..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


oh,god,too many to mention.
 Quoting: lupa14714


We all have a signature
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Once again, i am a respectful woman in my community, well known, and i am a person of honour, i would not lie about this.

How do you excpect us to take photos when it is in a pitch black field miles from anywhere??
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


First of all...idiot...in your original post you said it happened LAST NIGHT....which means day would have already come. I think what annoys me the most about this thread is the fact that u cant keep your lies straight even when they are there for you to read to make sure u keep your story strait. And again....in ur first post you were a man...and a few posts later u said ur wife heard the bang.
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oh,god,too many to mention.
 Quoting: lupa14714


We all have a signature
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


Once again, i am a respectful woman in my community, well known, and i am a person of honour, i would not lie about this.

How do you excpect us to take photos when it is in a pitch black field miles from anywhere??
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


First of all...idiot...in your original post you said it happened LAST NIGHT....which means day would have already come. I think what annoys me the most about this thread is the fact that u cant keep your lies straight even when they are there for you to read to make sure u keep your story strait. And again....in ur first post you were a man...and a few posts later u said ur wife heard the bang.
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Dude calm down..Bernard is a pet troll of this site..Play along, it gets funny
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
[/quote

I thought you were a man? And your wife heard the loud boom from ur big bad weapon?
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


I am a lesbian

Its a sad fact that in 2012 there is still no tolerance!!
 Quoting: BB 25020099


I dont give a shit if ur a lesbian. Who said i was intollerent of people who are gay? My best friend is married to a woman. But u should know when ur spewing other lies...im gonna assume u lied about being a woman. Sorry i didnt automatically assume ur a lesbo when u said my wife... Either way ur still lying and need a life. Aliens dont want anything to do with someone like you so stop getting ur hopes up of being probed.
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Bernard...from the moment i saw your post discrediting "Sandra" and read ythe words "my love" I knew it was you.

I hit the link to read: "Hello there, my full name is Hansel Jermain Dilpinson"

If you were less transparent, we might not see right through you.

No matter who blindly follows your post, be aware that we have been onto you for a good many threads already.



Have fun coraling your sheep.

sheepsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
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10/05/2012 03:30 PM

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hi bernard
This is a Karate Dojo, Not a Knitting Class!
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10/05/2012 03:30 PM
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Let me introduce myself

I have a degree in physics and music, i fought the korean war, and recieved the victoria cross for taking out an enemy bunker under fire.

I fought in the gulf war and the afghanistan campaign, and am regularly consulted upon for advice.

My fascination with ufology started when i saw my first ufo several years ago.
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


78y Vet running around with a RPG, Yeah tear those greys a new one.
Bernie are you a Blunose? or one of the others.
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10/05/2012 03:33 PM
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I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


now you are a woman with a rocket launcher ,fuck off fool,
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10/05/2012 03:36 PM
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If this is true, you would want to take physical photographs of the crashed object. Try to film it.

After you have stashed all of your documented evidence, simply call the police and let them take care of it. Play dumb and they won't suspect you have photographic evidence. (But if you are a "high-ranking military officer," this probably not work.)

Just tell the police as little as possible. Don't give anything beyond what they ask.

For the record, I don't believe this story.
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10/05/2012 03:40 PM
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Great.

You Investigators with all those cameras and apparatus, and all you did was to SHOT IT with nothing less than a Grenade launcher?

Takes less effort to take a picture than to use a launcher, and well, makes you look less of an asshole.

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