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I brought down a ufo - please read

 
THE INQUISADOR

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10/05/2012 04:54 PM

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Come on OP!!! How do you explain this picture you claimed to be you at night?


[link to postimage.org]

Are you saying someone knew you were going to do this in the future and created a fake picture of you in the day instead of at night? That's a lot of work to do.... LMAO


rofl1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


AW OP your no fun... You could at least admit I got you!!!!


:D
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


The woman in that brightly lit photo looks nothing like me, please dont try to discredit my thread nobody is falling for you!!
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Dude.... It's the exact same photo. To every pixel it is the exact same one... Quit trying to lie.
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GIVE IT UP BERNARD..Hammer time
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How come yours has an arabic lady to the left and is clearly in daytime

when mine doesnt, and is NIGHT TIME

plus the picture size is totally different
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Because yours is edited to zoom in on the lady with the RPG and you cut out the girl on the right. You can cleary see in both pictures

1. The white mark on the eyebrow.
2. The same clothing.
3. The same RPG and angle your holding.
4. The same scowl.
5. The same sun shadow marks that I noticed before I even reverse imaged your picture.
6. The darkness on your picture is clearly an edit because that's not even close to what pictures look like at night.
7. Every computer analysis shows this is the same picture and I could probably continue this list to 100 of all the things that prove your picture is a fake.

But seriously please keep arguing this because it's very entertaining.

Last Edited by XSlyOneX on 10/05/2012 04:57 PM
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Op is a moran and needs to grow a brianfeedtrollovercap
Hansel (OP)
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10/05/2012 04:59 PM
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Well believe what you believe i know i took that photo just now of me holding the rocket launcher!

Anyway in the morning under the cover of light we will be filiming the craft, and possibly opening the portholes
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Well believe what you believe i know i took that photo just now of me holding the rocket launcher!

Anyway in the morning under the cover of light we will be filiming the craft, and possibly opening the portholes
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Nope your a liar.


PICTURE YOU CLAIM IS YOU- [link to postimage.org]

ACTUAL PICTURE Using computer reverse image search and common sense.
[link to postimage.org]


Expect this to be posted after every response you say from here on out to make sure no one falls for your shit.

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10/05/2012 05:01 PM
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If this is real, which it almost certainly is not, then you should do the following:

1) Hang your head in shame for being the worst researcher ever.

2) Take photos and upload them now, or you may never get another chance to prove you're not a sad little prick.

3) Phone an ambulance and the police. You may just have brought down a black ops vehicle or if it is aliens, then you've probably injured them.

4) Hand yourself over to the police. Military personnel have no authority in civilian areas and using an RPG outside a training facility is illegal, regardless of where or how you got it.

5) Expect to be secretly stripped of your commission and incarcerated for life, if not just quietly exposed of.
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If this is real, which it almost certainly is not, then you should do the following:

1) Hang your head in shame for being the worst researcher ever.

2) Take photos and upload them now, or you may never get another chance to prove you're not a sad little prick.

3) Phone an ambulance and the police. You may just have brought down a black ops vehicle or if it is aliens, then you've probably injured them.

4) Hand yourself over to the police. Military personnel have no authority in civilian areas and using an RPG outside a training facility is illegal, regardless of where or how you got it.

5) Expect to be secretly stripped of your commission and incarcerated for life, if not just quietly exposed of.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10610614


It's not real read my responses above.
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the 'almost' was sarcastic
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10/05/2012 05:13 PM

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Well believe what you believe i know i took that photo just now of me holding the rocket launcher!

Anyway in the morning under the cover of light we will be filiming the craft, and possibly opening the portholes
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


well op in your original post you claimed to have shot it down last night and at the time of your first post it was still light here in the uk.you have been caught out again op you may have a different computer to some of your other threads yes you were definately bernard in one of them and a councilor or mayor in another.enjoy your role playing op or if you still wish to deny it then please seek medical help.
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10/05/2012 05:29 PM
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Furious that you arent believing me

Well, i am still going to film it tomorrow and post quality hd daylight footage on here of the craft and inside the portholes!
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10/05/2012 05:30 PM

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This thread stops me enjoying watching paint dry.

Enough already Sandy/Bernard whoever you are, you are now making yourself look silly.
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I agree, whoever this hoaxster is should be banned from this website, because when you have genuine cases like mine, it discredits them!
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You better start crossing your fingers that Trinity or one of the mods doesn't take this advice!

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Furious that you arent believing me

Well, i am still going to film it tomorrow and post quality hd daylight footage on here of the craft and inside the portholes!
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Shutup Liar!
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Hansel (OP)
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Who the hell is this bernard anyway

an admin here??
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Who the hell is this bernard anyway

an admin here??
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Shutup Liar!
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Letters ,,,, and I agree . YOU SOUND CRAZY> and if this did happen why waste your time on here. SAVE YOURSELF
Two little word bsflag
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10/05/2012 06:00 PM
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Let me introduce myself

I have a degree in physics and music, i fought the korean war, and recieved the victoria cross for taking out an enemy bunker under fire.

I fought in the gulf war and the afghanistan campaign, and am regularly consulted upon for advice.

My fascination with ufology started when i saw my first ufo several years ago.
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


If you have a degree in music, then prove it:

Which famous Beethoven work features the N6 chord? And whi is this chord frequently used in first inversion? And what is its function?
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10/05/2012 06:08 PM
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Furious that you arent believing me

Well, i am still going to film it tomorrow and post quality hd daylight footage on here of the craft and inside the portholes!
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


no dont.. because the footage you will post will be found on youtube or google somwhere... cuz your a fucking loser who has nothing to do but make up shit and post on glp...

the sad thing about all this is..... its true :(
Hansel (OP)
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I am up, i can`t sleep...

i am going to go out by myself into the dark field and film the ufo,

i am going to have to do this, it is the right thing
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10/05/2012 09:06 PM
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Let's put a nail in this coffin once and for all. Probably by now most of you will have worked out that this thread is a complete hoax. I would like to confirm that this is the case. I am the Chairman and Investigator for Birmingham UFO Group. I have never heard of Hansel Jermain Dilpinson. I, nor any other member of BUFOG, did not witness the crash of a UFO alongside "Hansel" on the 4th October (or any other date). He/she has used our site link and my name to attempt to provide credibility for his/her fabricated story.

Lastly, if you'd like to read some about some genuine fascinating UFO sightings and contact cases rather than this nonsense then you are most welcome to read the many reports on our site! Thanks for your time.
"UFOs are real...the government doesn't exist"
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10/05/2012 09:19 PM
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Yes, I remember when I had my first beer too.
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10/05/2012 09:46 PM

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Taken photo of myself holding it, i was not sure where to upload it to so i have uploaded it to image post

[link to postimage.org]

sorry about the colour but it is very late at night
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


I assure you i am a woman of wisdom and reputation in my village

I would never make this up.

What i am after is advice, on how to handle this

Should we investigate the ufo? or call the authorities
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Hansel, you are a woman???

You say it happens in the dead of night, during which you call your WIFE, who is at work on the farm...



What do you raise, vampire chickens or vampire cows?


please please please please please please pretty please, stop this!
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Why did'nt the vampire chicken/cow cross the road?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19352566


Come on OP!!! How do you explain this picture you claimed to be you at night?


[link to postimage.org]

Are you saying someone knew you were going to do this in the future and created a fake picture of you in the day instead of at night? That's a lot of work to do.... LMAO


rofl1rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof11rof1
 Quoting: XSlyOneX


Well believe what you believe i know i took that photo just now of me holding the rocket launcher!

Anyway in the morning under the cover of light we will be filiming the craft, and possibly opening the portholes
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


so... since taking this pic....(less than 24 hours, mind you) it's gotten 61,000 likes on FB???? really??? am i mising something here? Come on! My 15 year old would research better than this.
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
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Pics or it did not happen.
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THat
Hansel (OP)
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Let's put a nail in this coffin once and for all. Probably by now most of you will have worked out that this thread is a complete hoax. I would like to confirm that this is the case. I am the Chairman and Investigator for Birmingham UFO Group. I have never heard of Hansel Jermain Dilpinson. I, nor any other member of BUFOG, did not witness the crash of a UFO alongside "Hansel" on the 4th October (or any other date). He/she has used our site link and my name to attempt to provide credibility for his/her fabricated story.

Lastly, if you'd like to read some about some genuine fascinating UFO sightings and contact cases rather than this nonsense then you are most welcome to read the many reports on our site! Thanks for your time.
 Quoting: BUFOG Dave


Hmm, dave is that you?

Why would you deny this :(
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10/05/2012 09:51 PM
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Pics or it did not happen.
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THat
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I will be taking high resolution video of the craft and portholes when it is daylight

Thank you
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10/06/2012 12:47 AM

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Let's put a nail in this coffin once and for all. Probably by now most of you will have worked out that this thread is a complete hoax. I would like to confirm that this is the case. I am the Chairman and Investigator for Birmingham UFO Group. I have never heard of Hansel Jermain Dilpinson. I, nor any other member of BUFOG, did not witness the crash of a UFO alongside "Hansel" on the 4th October (or any other date). He/she has used our site link and my name to attempt to provide credibility for his/her fabricated story.

Lastly, if you'd like to read some about some genuine fascinating UFO sightings and contact cases rather than this nonsense then you are most welcome to read the many reports on our site! Thanks for your time.
 Quoting: BUFOG Dave




Thank you for coming.

While I suppose I really do not have to apologize for notifying you about this incident earlier today, I feel I must at least offer one, since it's apparent it as caused you a bit of trouble.

On another note, now that you're here: welcome to GLP. :hf:


Since you have registered, you should be able to search through our database for the many UFO sightings and discussions that have filled the pages of this forum over the past seven or so years.

Every day there's something new to be discovered.

BTW, your website is very appealing!

alienship
Esoteric Morgan
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Update there are a group of unmarked vehicles parked about a mile away from here, we drove closer and took a look from a distance.

The occupants appear to be dressed in black

We have never seen such people around here before, we are in a small mining village in the east
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


That's probably because I made a judgement call and sent a message and link to this thread to Dave at the Birmingham UFO Group, alerting him that you were using his name and organization for your own devices.



Sorry everyone. Fun is fun, and I hate that I may have broken some 'code' in doing this, but, implicating living people in your activities is really abhorrent, IMHO.

Yes, I did do this, but, fair is fair.

don't bane me, please!

hf
 Quoting: Esoteric Morgan


Let's put a nail in this coffin once and for all. Probably by now most of you will have worked out that this thread is a complete hoax. I would like to confirm that this is the case. I am the Chairman and Investigator for Birmingham UFO Group. I have never heard of Hansel Jermain Dilpinson. I, nor any other member of BUFOG, did not witness the crash of a UFO alongside "Hansel" on the 4th October (or any other date). He/she has used our site link and my name to attempt to provide credibility for his/her fabricated story.

Lastly, if you'd like to read some about some genuine fascinating UFO sightings and contact cases rather than this nonsense then you are most welcome to read the many reports on our site! Thanks for your time.
 Quoting: BUFOG Dave


Hmm, dave is that you?

Why would you deny this :(

 Quoting: Hansel 19463839



Dear pseudo-Hansel,

Like the fairy-tale Hansel, you seem to be living in a dream-world.

Do you not realize that you have cause this good gentleman enough trouble already?

Do you not realize that your actions may be opening a Pandora's box for you?

Maybe I should send a message to Trinity now.

As I said before, fun is fun, but, not at the expense of someone else.

We have both laughed at suffered through many of your posts and identities to date, but, this has gotten tiresome.

Please give it up, and, let BUFOG Dave have some peace.

damned
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10/06/2012 06:18 AM
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Due to mockery, and somebody even posing as my friend dave from bufog...

I have decided to never post here again!


What we discover we will not be posting or telling you what we find


Personally im furious at the way all of you have treated me

Goodbye, forever

From Hansel
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Due to mockery, and somebody even posing as my friend dave from bufog...

I have decided to never post here again!


What we discover we will not be posting or telling you what we find


Personally im furious at the way all of you have treated me

Goodbye, forever

From Hansel
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Ha! still at it I see.

FYI: Your 'so-called' friend Dave, who I alerted through the BUFOG website, shared a few email communications with me last evening, to and from the BUFOG mail server.

I assure everyone, the Dave who posted here is the real deal.

Face it, you've been exposed as a fraud.

The sad thing is, some of these threads have had amusing aspects.

I tried to help you; I told you to pick common names and have perfect continuity. If you ever choose to do this again, I suggest you drink some Valerian tree, and, start with a bulleted script.

But, for now, I suggest you give it a long rest. Give people a chance to forget all about you, or, you'll be faced with pages of negative responses, just like this poor, battered thread.

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Due to mockery, and somebody even posing as my friend dave from bufog...

I have decided to never post here again!


What we discover we will not be posting or telling you what we find


Personally im furious at the way all of you have treated me

Goodbye, forever

From Hansel
 Quoting: Hansel 19463839


Goodbye Hansel!

P.S. Don't forget to take your meds.

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