I brought down a ufo - please read

what if they were secret military you've shot,or nice aliens with a family of children aliens?

So we have a roughly 80 year old lesbian with an rpg in the UK that supposedly shot down a UFO with it and they have no pictures or proof... right...

The first thing I would have done would have been to grab anything that wasn't attached and get away with tangible evidence then come back immediately with any lights and camera equipment I needed.

We're supposed to believe that you have an rpg handy, but not a camera and a flashlight? Riiight.

Yea..pink Octopuses

A/ i am getting rather cross at people calling me bernard, i have no idea who he is

B/ i am going through an extremely traumatic time right now with the ufo, i am worried about the authorities, if they are tipped off they may come to investigate.

C/ when it gets light we will go there and film it extensively, yet we will not be opening the port holes yet, we do not know what is inside it may be toxic

Hello my love, at no point have i said that i have no camera!

I have merely said it is very hard to get good quality footage with nowhere being lit up, that is all

go back and try to get in it

Pitch black eh? Guess those blue lights you were saying were everywhere are no longer there.... Lmao your too funny.

Even a photo of the grenade launcher (or whatever it was) would lend some credibility....since Bernard seems to need some, LOL!

Last Edited by ERE3 on 10/05/2012 04:02 PM

I think I know an 80 year old lesbian with an rpg. She goes by "Carol" and works at the Home Depot down the road. . .

At least my 80 year old lesbian has a flashlight.

Just sayin'.

Update there are a group of unmarked vehicles parked about a mile away from here, we drove closer and took a look from a distance.

The occupants appear to be dressed in black

We have never seen such people around here before, we are in a small mining village in the east

Wow if you can see that kind of detail then surely a picture is able to be taken now.

i wil take a photo of my holding the rpg

hang on

snort,spit out my cider

Taken photo of myself holding it, i was not sure where to upload it to so i have uploaded it to image post

[link to postimage.org]

sorry about the colour but it is very late at night

Hansel, you are a woman???

You say it happens in the dead of night, during which you call your WIFE, who is at work on the farm...



What do you raise, vampire chickens or vampire cows?


please please please please please please pretty please, stop this!

did you at least knock on the door first ??

So I guess the sun in that photo isn't real eh?

Not wasting my time reading through this crap again.
All I have to say is - Bernard stop with the nonsense.

There is no sun in that photo, maybe a light from the ufo

we took the photo at risk to our lives

High ranking military official looking for advice at glp......love it

I already Reverse imaged that.... You took that image from an Arabic site and the original picture is clearly during the day don't believe me?

Here's the link to the original image. Your quite sad faking this so hard. I hope you trolling days end soon.


[link to postimage.org]



TROLL GOT OWNED TROLL GOT OWNED




EDIT: You actually managed to in one swift post discredit that entire site your trying to promote!! WHAT A FAIL!!!

Last Edited by XSlyOneX on 10/05/2012 04:37 PM

Why did'nt the vampire chicken/cow cross the road?

this life or the next life ??

which one is at risk ??

yeah but........

Come on OP!!! How do you explain this picture you claimed to be you at night?


[link to postimage.org]

Are you saying someone knew you were going to do this in the future and created a fake picture of you in the day instead of at night? That's a lot of work to do.... LMAO

AW OP your no fun... You could at least admit I got you!!!!


:D

That's probably because I made a judgement call and sent a message and link to this thread to Dave at the Birmingham UFO Group, alerting him that you were using his name and organization for your own devices.



Sorry everyone. Fun is fun, and I hate that I may have broken some 'code' in doing this, but, implicating living people in your activities is really abhorrent, IMHO.

Yes, I did do this, but, fair is fair.

don't bane me, please!



Last Edited by esotericMorgan on 10/05/2012 04:50 PM

The woman in that brightly lit photo looks nothing like me, please dont try to discredit my thread nobody is falling for you!!

Dude.... It's the exact same photo. To every pixel it is the exact same one... Quit trying to lie.

How come yours has an arabic lady to the left and is clearly in daytime

when mine doesnt, and is NIGHT TIME

plus the picture size is totally different