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The Bacteria That Shats Gold!

 
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The Bacteria That Shats Gold!


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Scientists have discovered bacteria that eats toxic material and, well, poops pure gold. This microbial magician, named Cupriavidus metallidurans, when placed in a minilab full of gold chloride, a nasty toxin, gobbled up the poison and, in about a week, processed it out as 24-karat nuggets of the precious yellow metal. The bacteria was found to be 25 times more resistant to the gold-based toxic chemical than believed and most likely does its amazing alchemy regularly in nature.

Is it the answer to the international debt crisis? Probably not. It takes gold to make gold chloride which makes the toxin about as rare as the precious metal itself—and it costs a mint to manufacture in a lab. But it's nice to know that something out there is helping our environmental cause AND making us a small profit in the process.


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Last Edited by Ghetto Monk on 10/07/2012 11:19 PM
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10/05/2012 02:31 PM

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Nature's alchemists never cease to amaze!
There's also several plant species known to create elements within them - without the element ever being present in their air or soil.

Last Edited by SE on 10/05/2012 02:31 PM
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Nature's alchemists never cease to amaze!
There's also several plant species known to create elements within them - without the element ever being present in their air or soil.
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It's true, it's an amazing world out there full of incredible creatures.
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bump
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The Rothschilds win again.
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Unlimited gold to back the unlimited money they will print..
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the golds already there though..
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cool stuff
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you do the same thing when making ormus in your kitchen,you start with seawater with a percentage of gold in it and when you have converted the seawater to ormus it can now be tested to show it now has more than you started with,what about that.
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This is like saying you can make hydrogen out of water. You aren't creating it, it's already there. You're just getting rid of the other stuff and that is what you're left with. Still neat none the less.
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It's the Midas touch. Quick, sell worthless gold and by silver.
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BFD
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Not alchemy, or even close. It only strips the cloride off a solution of ALREADY EXISTING gold in salt form. There of fungi that survive off radiation in the old Cernobyl reactor, these bacteria are not anything great, just decomposers as is their place. The fungi are impressive, these bacteria are not. The ionic(salts) bonds would have broken on their own leaving metallic gold anyways.
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There it is folks.

The fucking philosopher's stone is a bacterium that shits gold.

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Truth is stranger than fiction indeed.
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Not alchemy, or even close. It only strips the cloride off a solution of ALREADY EXISTING gold in salt form. There of fungi that survive off radiation in the old Cernobyl reactor, these bacteria are not anything great, just decomposers as is their place. The fungi are impressive, these bacteria are not. The ionic(salts) bonds would have broken on their own leaving metallic gold anyways.
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This is like saying you can make hydrogen out of water. You aren't creating it, it's already there. You're just getting rid of the other stuff and that is what you're left with. Still neat none the less.
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it still takes gold [chloride ] to make gold.... now if the bacteria ate carcass or dirt to make gold then it would be good news.
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Gold is nothing...let me know when they find something that produces nutritious food for free.
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you're out of your mind if you think the gold miners won't fight this.
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Watch the video and LISTEN to the content. It takes gold to make gold chloride.

No you can't have unlimited gold with this bacteria. It just converts a gold derived chemical back into gold.
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Gold held in arsenopyrite is what you find in the gold mine tailings ponds.

Do they have a bacteria that eats arsenic and iron and shits old gold... even one that just eats arsenic and shits out gold and iron, that would be sweet.

A small outfit could make some money going back through old tailings, recovering the last 10%.
anyway, where the price of gold is now, any technology that extracts now,what they couldn't extract before can be a moneymaker.
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psssssttt.....
want some Cupriavidus metallidurans?
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Gold is nothing...let me know when they find something that produces nutritious food for free.
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Yes - they are called seeds, you plant them in the ground and they grow in to food
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People read the article...it's not making gold from something else. This isn't a nuclear process. It takes gold from gold chloride...it could have commercial use but doubtful.
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Watch the video and LISTEN to the content. It takes gold to make gold chloride.

No you can't have unlimited gold with this bacteria. It just converts a gold derived chemical back into gold.
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can it turn my tungsten bars back into gold?
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That's got me beat. When I shit, out come roses.
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So much for the gold standard, who wants to build a currency around bacteria poop.
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"Bacteria That Shats Gold!"

Sounds like my ex-wife ha.
"Putting your hand into a river, you simultaneously touch the last of what is passing and the first of what is coming."
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So much for the gold standard, who wants to build a currency around bacteria poop.
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tungsten would be better than gold because there's a lot more of it.
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awesome

Last Edited by Meligrove on 10/06/2012 12:56 AM
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gold only comes from supernovas