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I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them

 
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I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
I am unable to have children due to an unjury I suffered as a child. I've been married for 8 yrs, we've been together for 11. We are both in our thirties and both enjoy conspiracies, one of them being alien abductions. Found out just about a week ago that she, my wife, is nearly two months pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnated by them. Now what do I do??
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
cruise

you're fucked
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
She knows you're a GLP'er and is using that to her advantage. She was shagging a black dude behind your back.
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
do not know of your problem but a lot of people who were told that they could not have children have had them anyways ...so you may want to wait before you get upset ..
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
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This time I feel lost in a world so cold and lonely. This time I feel broke and if I left no one would even know me ...
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
do not know of your problem but a lot of people who were told that they could not have children have had them anyways ...so you may want to wait before you get upset ..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22916380


Yeah but if she says she got abducted by aliens that rules out that possibility.

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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
It was ralph, brians brother.
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
illegal aliens from Turkey
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
If that's true, they will take the baby before it is born.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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10/05/2012 02:58 PM
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
im not one to rule out aliens, but i believe if what she is telling you then i think she did it with another person because its just you two, so another family member would help the uneasiness sort of say. Its wrong to have sexual relations with another person at the same time you are having to confide with the idea that will break up your marriage if she tells you. This is the truth.
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
She obviously has no respect for you or your intelligence if she's trying to get away with the old "aliens got me pregnant" routine.

She could have gone with "someone came on the toilet sweat and I must have sat on it...". Much more believable.
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
Divorce your whore wife. She cheated on you. Throw her ass into the street.
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
It happens to me. Trust her, she is telling the truth.
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Re: I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them
It happens to me. Trust her, she is telling the truth.
 Quoting: skyblau


Happens? As in more than once and in an on-going capacity?

Do they give you frequent fertilization miles?

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