I am unable to have children, found out my wife is pregnant, says she was abducted by aliens, was impregnanted by them

you're fucked

She knows you're a GLP'er and is using that to her advantage. She was shagging a black dude behind your back.

do not know of your problem but a lot of people who were told that they could not have children have had them anyways ...so you may want to wait before you get upset ..

Yeah but if she says she got abducted by aliens that rules out that possibility.

It was ralph, brians brother.

illegal aliens from Turkey

If that's true, they will take the baby before it is born.

im not one to rule out aliens, but i believe if what she is telling you then i think she did it with another person because its just you two, so another family member would help the uneasiness sort of say. Its wrong to have sexual relations with another person at the same time you are having to confide with the idea that will break up your marriage if she tells you. This is the truth.

She obviously has no respect for you or your intelligence if she's trying to get away with the old "aliens got me pregnant" routine.

She could have gone with "someone came on the toilet sweat and I must have sat on it...". Much more believable.

Divorce your whore wife. She cheated on you. Throw her ass into the street.

It happens to me. Trust her, she is telling the truth.

Happens? As in more than once and in an on-going capacity?

Do they give you frequent fertilization miles?