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How many celibates on GLP?

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/05/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Yes! 8 years now. Still waiting for the attractive ALL-IN-ONE Survival Penis!!!
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Why don't you try a Swiss Army knife instead lol
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Knives don't mix well with a penis OYE
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10/05/2012 08:39 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Yes! 8 years now. Still waiting for the attractive ALL-IN-ONE Survival Penis!!!
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Why don't you try a Swiss Army knife instead lol
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ahBeen there done that! Too painful....


ah
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10/05/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Yes! 8 years now. Still waiting for the attractive ALL-IN-ONE Survival Penis!!!
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Why don't you try a Swiss Army knife instead lol
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ahBeen there done that! Too painful....


ah
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laugh
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10/05/2012 08:41 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Two. Maybe three, but two for sure.
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10/05/2012 08:42 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
I wish I could.
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10/05/2012 08:42 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Two. Maybe three, but two for sure.
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Years?
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10/05/2012 09:02 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
That's right Folks! The All-IN-ONE Survival Penis!!! AS SEEN ON TV!!!

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10/05/2012 09:06 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Find me another Rockefeller in rural Illinois lol
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I know a few dudes from the Rockefeller bloodline in IL. Will that do?
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10/05/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
I am, I have no time for dipshits.
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10/05/2012 09:16 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Find me another Rockefeller in rural Illinois lol
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I know a few dudes from the Rockefeller bloodline in IL. Will that do?
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Nope
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Why isn't your family arranging a marriage for you within a suitable bloodline?
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
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10/05/2012 09:19 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
Find me another Rockefeller in rural Illinois lol
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I know a few dudes from the Rockefeller bloodline in IL. Will that do?
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Nope
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Why isn't your family arranging a marriage for you within a suitable bloodline?
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another do

Why'd you have to derail my thread OYE? WHY?!

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10/05/2012 09:34 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
CElibates are gays in the closet !!
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Some of us can not have sex with just anyone.

They must be Bloodline approved.

And I am the only one from my Bloodline in my area.
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and you value that?
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10/05/2012 09:38 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
It's true.

I am a celibate Rothschild.

Saving it for the right One.

Could it be you.
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You don't masturbate then?
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That doesn't count.

Falls in the gray area per OP's rules.
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Even if it involves furniture? scratching


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rofl. couches?
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10/05/2012 10:44 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
6 years now
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10/05/2012 10:48 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
6 years now
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And what's the story behind that?

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10/05/2012 10:49 PM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
I am celibate.

That's a choice I made, after realizing how much time, money, heart ache, and integrity I had bankrupted after I had sex with men without A. Having a true commitment B. Being Married


Also, it's gotten to the point and age where sex for sex is beyond empty. Sex without true intimacy and commitment is but a materialistic sheep act that depletes my chi, and that does nothing to fulfill a long lasting feeling of contentment.

Honestly, sex without true love to me is but a devolution of myself. It keeps me out of true spirituality and out of my true sense of value and power.

That's probably why I am celibate now. I think I grew up.

True that, even if you wait forever with someone, get married, etc, nothing is guaranteed, and nothing is forever, but for me sex without love and commitment is guaranteed to waste my time and fill me with nothing forever.
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10/06/2012 12:02 AM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
6 years now
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+10
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10/06/2012 12:42 AM
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Re: How many celibates on GLP?
My imaginary lover is named Earl Gray. He wears cool shades. He is the perfect 50 year old BF a woman can have. Oh Baby? yeah! yeah! yeah! Three cheeers for Earl Gray.
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You wish to be tea-bagged????




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