How many celibates on GLP?

Knives don't mix well with a penis OYE

Two. Maybe three, but two for sure.

I wish I could.

Years?

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I know a few dudes from the Rockefeller bloodline in IL. Will that do?

I am, I have no time for dipshits.

Why isn't your family arranging a marriage for you within a suitable bloodline?

Why'd you have to derail my thread OYE? WHY?!

and you value that?

rofl. couches?

6 years now

And what's the story behind that?

I am celibate.

That's a choice I made, after realizing how much time, money, heart ache, and integrity I had bankrupted after I had sex with men without A. Having a true commitment B. Being Married


Also, it's gotten to the point and age where sex for sex is beyond empty. Sex without true intimacy and commitment is but a materialistic sheep act that depletes my chi, and that does nothing to fulfill a long lasting feeling of contentment.

Honestly, sex without true love to me is but a devolution of myself. It keeps me out of true spirituality and out of my true sense of value and power.

That's probably why I am celibate now. I think I grew up.

True that, even if you wait forever with someone, get married, etc, nothing is guaranteed, and nothing is forever, but for me sex without love and commitment is guaranteed to waste my time and fill me with nothing forever.

+10

You wish to be tea-bagged????




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