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I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/05/2012 08:12 PM
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I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
I will answer as best I can.
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10/05/2012 08:16 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
1995? Lol. Been there already..
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10/05/2012 08:17 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Did you stock up on high-cap mags before the ban?
Now just why in the HELL do I have to press "one" for English?

Politicians should always have their head in a noose,it keeps them upright and on their toes.

There may come a time when the only thing left to do is say "Fuck it!", draw your weapon,and see what happens.
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Did you stock up on high-cap mags before the ban?
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Nope, no guns.
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10/05/2012 08:20 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
How much would you take to rid Obama before he becomes a senator?
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10/05/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Holy shit. First there was just one time traveler and then someone responded who is also a time traveler. I have lots of questions please answer them in great detail.

what is it like in the year 1995?

are there wars in 1995?

do people communicate with thought in 1995?

in 1995 can people teleport?

is free energy available in 1995?

when I think of 1995 I can barely imagine what life is like? Does the united states exist in 1995?

do people still have babies?
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10/05/2012 08:25 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
I cannot go back, it was a one way trip.
I am so amazed at how much has changed.
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10/05/2012 08:30 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
are you the guy from the old steven king movie?! it's not time travel, it's called getting knocked the fuck out, the nurses were just being nice lol
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10/05/2012 08:31 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
I had a computer back in 1995, it was a Pentium 75 with 16 megs of ram, and a 1 meg video card, 500meg hard drive and windows 95. I really thought that was something.
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
are you the guy from the old steven king movie?! it's not time travel, it's called getting knocked the fuck out, the nurses were just being nice lol
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No it was time travel, and a very bumpy ride I might add.
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10/05/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Did you stock up on high-cap mags before the ban?
 Quoting: grassyknoll


Nope, no guns.
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Oh. Damn. Well,if you had bought all those pre-ban guns and mags beforehand,you could have made a mint. Usual libertard law,tried to ban something on feelgood appearance alone,and wound up elevating everything to collector status. Thanks,Clinton,you dumb ass,you just made my stuff worth 3-4 times what I paid for it without eliminating it from the marketplace. And I used the profit to buy more guns and ammo to add to the system. Ain't liberalism grand?
Now just why in the HELL do I have to press "one" for English?

Politicians should always have their head in a noose,it keeps them upright and on their toes.

There may come a time when the only thing left to do is say "Fuck it!", draw your weapon,and see what happens.
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10/05/2012 09:34 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Can you chop wood?
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10/05/2012 09:36 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
GREETINGS< FELLOW TRAVELLER

I too am a time traveller, from 1991 !

Did you use a similar method to mine?

I used blow, LSD, XTC, speed, weed, pills, smack, alcohol, and assorted other ingredients to make a time machine!

wow,it's 1991 <POOF> wow it's 2012

Time seems so slow, now, though. Maybe I should build another time machine! Perhaps if I reverse the sobering up process, I can go backwards in time!! HEEHEEEE

Godspeed, fellow traveller!
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10/05/2012 09:39 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
what's playing in the theaters? List ALL of the movies currently playing or you're goddamn lying piece of shit who should die in a fire. Thanks!
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10/05/2012 09:48 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
what's playing in the theaters? List ALL of the movies currently playing or you're goddamn lying piece of shit who should die in a fire. Thanks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20599346


Lets see I remember a few.
Species
Under Siege 2
Free Willy 2
Clueless
The Net
Waterworld
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
GREETINGS< FELLOW TRAVELLER

I too am a time traveller, from 1991 !

Did you use a similar method to mine?

I used blow, LSD, XTC, speed, weed, pills, smack, alcohol, and assorted other ingredients to make a time machine!

wow,it's 1991 <POOF> wow it's 2012

Time seems so slow, now, though. Maybe I should build another time machine! Perhaps if I reverse the sobering up process, I can go backwards in time!! HEEHEEEE

Godspeed, fellow traveller!
 Quoting: TXtoasted


No, but it might have made the ride smoother.
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10/05/2012 09:52 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
You didn't answer my question jerkoff.
TheWatcher333

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10/05/2012 09:54 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Who's your favorite spice girl?
TheWatcher333
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Are you surprised at how little difference there is?
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10/05/2012 09:58 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Can you chop wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25032830


Chop wood?
Why would anyone chop wood?
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10/05/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Who's your favorite spice girl?
 Quoting: TheWatcher333

Who?
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Are you surprised at how little difference there is?
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There is a lot of difference.
No flying cars or anything, but still it is ridiculous.
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10/05/2012 10:01 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
A black time traveler?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
A black time traveler?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster

No, not black.
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Exactly. I new you couldn't answer that one.
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10/05/2012 10:14 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Are you surprised at how little difference there is?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24967473


There is a lot of difference.
No flying cars or anything, but still it is ridiculous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225

You know how this internet thing grew is amazing.
In 95 I would connect to bulletin board systems with my computer and my 14,4 modem, and I though that was great.
Now holy crap, computers with 3000mhz processors and I still can't wrap my mind around the ram and hard drive sizes.
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
A black time traveler?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster

No, not black.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225


"AXE" you a question??? Black. :)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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10/05/2012 10:18 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Can you chop wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25032830


Chop wood?
Why would anyone chop wood?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1018225



yup...
black....:)
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10/05/2012 10:25 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Yo, yo, yo!

Did you come to our time before or after the OJ verdict? If before, have heard how it ended? I don't want to spoil it for you but someone here can tell you if you are interested.

If after, did you hear that he's died?
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
I will answer as best I can.
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How did you travel from 95 to 2012? Who gave you that power?
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10/05/2012 10:43 PM
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Re: I am a time traveler from 1995. Axe me a question.
Im glad I found you here. We havent both met yet but in time you will. I need you to get in your machine and travel to the place in the painting. You have been there before and know it well. See you in a hundred years


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