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The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!

 
Sweet Poontang!
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10/05/2012 08:48 PM
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The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Yeah she went away shopping for the weekend and I am horny. she would not give me a little so I have a hot hooker coming,smoking some great hydro, and eating a pizza.

This is going to be a good good night!

Ask me a question.

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10/05/2012 08:51 PM

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Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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10/05/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Here's your wife when she comes home early........

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Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
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HAHAH

Fat chance!
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10/05/2012 08:55 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Pics or it didn´t happen.banana2
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10/05/2012 08:56 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


HAHAH

Fat chance!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


cuz you're not really married and are stuck in your mom's basement.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Here's your wife when she comes home early........

angryface
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She is over 3 hours away. Not going to happen. Wang dang sweet poontang!


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Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
 Quoting: AtsuiPanda


HAHAH

Fat chance!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


cuz you're not really married and are stuck in your mom's basement.
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Pics or it didn´t happen.banana2
 Quoting: Zombietard


Deal! I have one of those spy pens. I will get some of my fuck session for ya. You can look at my white ass!
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Your going to hell, tee hee
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10/05/2012 08:58 PM
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Your going to hell, tee hee
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Ahh but tonight I will be in heaven!
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10/05/2012 09:00 PM
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[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!
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10/05/2012 09:00 PM
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Your going to hell, tee hee
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He is already in hell, this is just part of his confession
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10/05/2012 09:02 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Ask you a question?? OK! How about 2?

Are you that big of a fuckin dumbass that you would jeopardize your marriage?

And if you don't care about your marriage then, why the fuck are you still married?
Sweet Johnny
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10/05/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Why, or why, must you torture Kate (your wife) in this way?

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We know what you're really doing

[link to flic.kr]
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Your going to hell, tee hee
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He is already in hell, this is just part of his confession
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2704575


Far from it amigo. That is what they make confessional booths for. I will go confess my sins tomorrow morning, be told to do a few hundred Hail Marys. go to Mass, come home and be good to go. Being a Catholic has its privileges.
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hmmm....

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Your wife wont mind when she finds out the hooter is a cross dresser.

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10/05/2012 09:04 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


oops me bad

[link to www.samanthasexton.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


That's quite expensive man, I can fuck for 30 bucks. Does she do anal?

I don't like these white chicks with lot's of issues, they're usually too cold and looking at the clock constantly. I'd do a latina if I were you.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Ask you a question?? OK! How about 2?

Are you that big of a fuckin dumbass that you would jeopardize your marriage?

And if you don't care about your marriage then, why the fuck are you still married?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


Because I love my wife. Just because I need to get off in another woman's vag doesn't mean I don't love my wife. It is just sex. Sex to me is like taking a shit. It is necessary.
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10/05/2012 09:06 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Why, or why, must you torture Kate (your wife) in this way?

5a5a5a
 Quoting: Sweet Johnny 9204251


How can I be torturing Kate when she doesn't know?
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10/05/2012 09:06 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
I used to visit Canada a lot when I lived in a close vicinity to 19+ clubs/bars when I was under 21 for the US, and I can say all three of those things in Canada suck.

They have the worse beer, even worse than American. I mean Labatt Blue is honestly the worst tasting piece of shit I've ever had the unfortunate pleasure of tasting.

Pizza? gtfo, you guys shred the peperoni like feta cheese over the pizza. I won't even get into the taste.

I also went to many Canadian strip clubs, as they allowed full nude with drinking, so I am pretty experienced with the kind of girl that's going to be knocking on your door tonight, and it's a frightful vision.

Then again, if you're over 40 go at it and have fun!
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Your wife wont mind when she finds out the hooter is a cross dresser.

- Sara
 Quoting: Saratonin


Did you look at her pics? She is not a he. Been there and done it before. She is one hot little french chick!
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10/05/2012 09:08 PM
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Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
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lets hope she does. what a shit
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10/05/2012 09:09 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
I used to visit Canada a lot when I lived in a close vicinity to 19+ clubs/bars when I was under 21 for the US, and I can say all three of those things in Canada suck.

They have the worse beer, even worse than American. I mean Labatt Blue is honestly the worst tasting piece of shit I've ever had the unfortunate pleasure of tasting.

Pizza? gtfo, you guys shred the peperoni like feta cheese over the pizza. I won't even get into the taste.

I also went to many Canadian strip clubs, as they allowed full nude with drinking, so I am pretty experienced with the kind of girl that's going to be knocking on your door tonight, and it's a frightful vision.

Then again, if you're over 40 go at it and have fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151483


1) Labatts Blue is not beer. You were duped.
2) Get your pizza at an authentic Italian Pizzeria
3) This chick will strip but she does a whole lot more. I put up her link. See for yourself. She is a hottie!
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10/05/2012 09:10 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
I used to visit Canada a lot when I lived in a close vicinity to 19+ clubs/bars when I was under 21 for the US, and I can say all three of those things in Canada suck.

They have the worse beer, even worse than American. I mean Labatt Blue is honestly the worst tasting piece of shit I've ever had the unfortunate pleasure of tasting.

Pizza? gtfo, you guys shred the peperoni like feta cheese over the pizza. I won't even get into the taste.

I also went to many Canadian strip clubs, as they allowed full nude with drinking, so I am pretty experienced with the kind of girl that's going to be knocking on your door tonight, and it's a frightful vision.

Then again, if you're over 40 go at it and have fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22151483


Why u say it's frightful? explain
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Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
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lets hope she does. what a shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24358110


Huh?
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
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HAHAH

Fat chance!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


cuz you're not really married and are stuck in your mom's basement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1548115


Why is the insult "in moms basement" still being used? It's dumb. Especially when there's a whole generation that can't afford to leave home. Get new material.
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10/05/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Yeah she went away shopping for the weekend and I am horny. she would not give me a little so I have a hot hooker coming,smoking some great hydro, and eating a pizza.

This is going to be a good good night!

Ask me a question.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Sweet Poontang! 24971988


dont have much respect for your wife do you
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Latina equals STD.

Of course French whores are the mother of all STD bombs.

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