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The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!

 
TheWatcher333

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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Should share your weed and beer with your wife,could of saved on a hooker.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Latina equals STD.

Of course French whores are the mother of all STD bombs.
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STFU dude as long as you use a condom and you don't bury you mouth in her genitals you'll be fine.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Would be funny as fuck if she found this post.
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HAHAH

Fat chance!
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cuz you're not really married and are stuck in your mom's basement.
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Why is the insult "in moms basement" still being used? It's dumb. Especially when there's a whole generation that can't afford to leave home. Get new material.
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Can't tell where you live....
tard
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Friend, have you no fear of God? No concern for the shed blood of Christ on the cross? OH! What will you do ? Consider.. please, consider your end!

[link to www.sermonaudio.com]
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Friend, have you no fear of God? No concern for the shed blood of Christ on the cross? OH! What will you do ? Consider.. please, consider your end!

[link to www.sermonaudio.com]
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Friend, have you no fear of God? No concern for the shed blood of Christ on the cross? OH! What will you do ? Consider.. please, consider your end!

[link to www.sermonaudio.com]
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fuckoff2
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Oh well, I mean she is away for a " weekend shopping " anyway.

So u know - shes getting it hard for a full 48 hrs.. you are paying for a hour with someone just finished in by another.

Hmmmm ... maybe you should both just divorce, lol.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Yeah she went away shopping for the weekend and I am horny. she would not give me a little so I have a hot hooker coming,smoking some great hydro, and eating a pizza.

This is going to be a good good night!

Ask me a question.

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 Quoting: Sweet Poontang! 24971988


Beer, weed, pizza, and hooker? Ugh, you're gonna feel like shit in the morning. Just sayin'. This has nothing to do with the wife, BTW. That's another issue.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Oh well, I mean she is away for a " weekend shopping " anyway.

So u know - shes getting it hard for a full 48 hrs.. you are paying for a hour with someone just finished in by another.

Hmmmm ... maybe you should both just divorce, lol.
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Oh man, why did you have to ruin his night like that? chuckle
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!
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I looked at that site. Looked at services and it says " what I like", or what she prefers., I mean who cares. He's paying you for fucks sake. Even professional women are selfish and childish.
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10/05/2012 10:17 PM
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HAHAH

Fat chance!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


cuz you're not really married and are stuck in your mom's basement.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1548115


Why is the insult "in moms basement" still being used? It's dumb. Especially when there's a whole generation that can't afford to leave home. Get new material.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


Can't tell where you live....
tard
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1548115


Actually I don't, tard, I just think your types of insults are tiresome to read all the time, and the person using them is usually projecting his own reality on his betters.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!
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I looked at that site. Looked at services and it says " what I like", or what she prefers., I mean who cares. He's paying you for fucks sake. Even professional women are selfish and childish.
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White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Ask you a question?? OK! How about 2?

Are you that big of a fuckin dumbass that you would jeopardize your marriage?

And if you don't care about your marriage then, why the fuck are you still married?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


Ditto that.


You say you love your wife.
Life is seriously too short to spend it hurting the one you love.
Think about what would happen if she found out. And she will. It will be over. Is it really worth it?
Even if she does not find out, when she dies, you will have this guilt on you for the rest of your life, that you disrespected her like this.
There is a saying that 'the psychotic drowns in the waters that the mystic swims in.' The health and structural integrity of the ego means the difference between spiritual emergence, the unfolding of a transpersonal identity; and a spiritual emergency a crisis brought on by the same unfolding, during which the foundations of sanity can be shaken.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
... oh and to add:

Regrets are soul killers.

Try to limit things you will regret, especially shallow, meaningless things. They are not worth killing your soul over. There are enough regrets in our lives that happen by accident or with originally good intentions.

When you are an old man, at your wife's grave, do you want to remember that you always were good to her, or do you want regrets?
There is a saying that 'the psychotic drowns in the waters that the mystic swims in.' The health and structural integrity of the ego means the difference between spiritual emergence, the unfolding of a transpersonal identity; and a spiritual emergency a crisis brought on by the same unfolding, during which the foundations of sanity can be shaken.
- Jason Kirkey
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


I looked at that site. Looked at services and it says " what I like", or what she prefers., I mean who cares. He's paying you for fucks sake. Even professional women are selfish and childish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
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Agreed. She can go fuck herself.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


I looked at that site. Looked at services and it says " what I like", or what she prefers., I mean who cares. He's paying you for fucks sake. Even professional women are selfish and childish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1312616


Agreed. She can go fuck herself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


[link to www.smanthasexton.com] is who is coming over boys. Be jealous now!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


I looked at that site. Looked at services and it says " what I like", or what she prefers., I mean who cares. He's paying you for fucks sake. Even professional women are selfish and childish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1312616


Agreed. She can go fuck herself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


I reckon that latinas are the best for sex, white chicks are only good for having genetically sound offspring, but who wants to have offspring in this hellhole shit world we live in anyway.

It's true you can get some good sex out of white chicks if you treat them like shit, but I am not into that.
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How big is the hooker's penis?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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So. What are you doing on GLP?
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I looked at that site. Looked at services and it says " what I like", or what she prefers., I mean who cares. He's paying you for fucks sake. Even professional women are selfish and childish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1312616


Agreed. She can go fuck herself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


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I looked at that site. Looked at services and it says " what I like", or what she prefers., I mean who cares. He's paying you for fucks sake. Even professional women are selfish and childish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1312616


Agreed. She can go fuck herself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


I reckon that latinas are the best for sex, white chicks are only good for having genetically sound offspring, but who wants to have offspring in this hellhole shit world we live in anyway.

It's true you can get some good sex out of white chicks if you treat them like shit, but I am not into that.
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I see folks having kids like its going out of style. Are they aware that the global depression is going to be the new norm? That's what it looks like to me.
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So. What are you doing on GLP?
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He hasn't replied for a while. It might be in session now. charlie
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Yeah she went away shopping for the weekend and I am horny. she would not give me a little so I have a hot hooker coming,smoking some great hydro, and eating a pizza.

This is going to be a good good night!

Ask me a question.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Sweet Poontang! 24971988



Are you out of your fucking mind?
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White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
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Agreed. She can go fuck herself.
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White chicks are like that, even when they're prostitutes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1312616


Agreed. She can go fuck herself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


I reckon that latinas are the best for sex, white chicks are only good for having genetically sound offspring, but who wants to have offspring in this hellhole shit world we live in anyway.

It's true you can get some good sex out of white chicks if you treat them like shit, but I am not into that.
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I see folks having kids like its going out of style. Are they aware that the global depression is going to be the new norm? That's what it looks like to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


Folks with little children are gonna seriously regret it in the next 3 to 5 years.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Yeah she went away shopping for the weekend and I am horny. she would not give me a little so I have a hot hooker coming,smoking some great hydro, and eating a pizza.

This is going to be a good good night!

Ask me a question.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Sweet Poontang! 24971988


You're either an attention whore or a piece of shit.
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
My wife was killed in a car wreck 2 years ago on her way to a shopping trip with her best friend. Worst day of my life. I would have never ever thought of doing something like your doing to her. I've spent every night of my life since that day walking the floors waiting for her to walk in the door like it was all a bad dream.
I can't even think about touching another woman in the home we shared.

You don't deserve a wife.
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My wife was killed in a car wreck 2 years ago on her way to a shopping trip with her best friend. Worst day of my life. I would have never ever thought of doing something like your doing to her. I've spent every night of my life since that day walking the floors waiting for her to walk in the door like it was all a bad dream.
I can't even think about touching another woman in the home we shared.

You don't deserve a wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6571780


verysad

I'm sorry AC.

I wish you all the best in life.

You're so sweet.
"Start giving, and see the JOY in giving"
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Ask you a question?? OK! How about 2?

Are you that big of a fuckin dumbass that you would jeopardize your marriage?

And if you don't care about your marriage then, why the fuck are you still married?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


Because I love my wife. Just because I need to get off in another woman's vag doesn't mean I don't love my wife. It is just sex. Sex to me is like taking a shit. It is necessary.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24971988


a few more questions..

Does your wife approve of your 'just sex' hos? Or doesn't she know about them?

Have you asked your wife if she likes to have sex with male hos that you don't know about? Or maybe she does and you will never know!
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Oh well, I mean she is away for a " weekend shopping " anyway.

So u know - shes getting it hard for a full 48 hrs.. you are paying for a hour with someone just finished in by another.

Hmmmm ... maybe you should both just divorce, lol.
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Yaaup!..laugh OP thinks hes getting away with something-- all the while (48 hrs OP!) wifipoo is the one gettin banged hard.
laughlaugh
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
shopping? Yea right, she's doing some blow with Jody
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Enjoy your herpes pyramid. Hope she leaves you for being a con!
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
Wow...I'm screwing a married woman because all her husband wants to do is smoke dope, drink beer and eat pizza...

Life is wonderful.. 5a

bonghit cheers
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Re: The wife is away. Got some bad-ass weed, beer, pizza, and a hooker coming over. Ask me a question!
My wife was killed in a car wreck 2 years ago on her way to a shopping trip with her best friend. Worst day of my life. I would have never ever thought of doing something like your doing to her. I've spent every night of my life since that day walking the floors waiting for her to walk in the door like it was all a bad dream.
I can't even think about touching another woman in the home we shared.

You don't deserve a wife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6571780



With a heart like yours, you WILL meet, fall in love with, and marry a woman who will love you and be good to you. Someone with your morals and capacity to love shouldn't be alone.
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