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Take a look at this 425 pound PERV!

 
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No indication in the story or the report that he was sexually motivated.

Given gang ties and the ill advised location for a kidnapping, it makes me wonder who the boy belongs to. A retribution killing or a kidnapping to apply pressure are likely.

That would mean there is a good chance of a much larger number of individuals involved.

This isn't the only possibility either, but if he were motivated by sex, an active and resisting ten year old would be too much for him. A younger or handicapped child would make more sense as a target.
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That picture was taken between croaks.

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Now that is a chin!
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No indication in the story or the report that he was sexually motivated.

Given gang ties and the ill advised location for a kidnapping, it makes me wonder who the boy belongs to. A retribution killing or a kidnapping to apply pressure are likely.

That would mean there is a good chance of a much larger number of individuals involved.

This isn't the only possibility either, but if he were motivated by sex, an active and resisting ten year old would be too much for him. A younger or handicapped child would make more sense as a target.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1193674


pointofview

But maybe Fat Bastard simply wanted to eat him?
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

"Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman

"The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto

“Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill

“Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill

“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman

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No indication in the story or the report that he was sexually motivated.

Given gang ties and the ill advised location for a kidnapping, it makes me wonder who the boy belongs to. A retribution killing or a kidnapping to apply pressure are likely.

That would mean there is a good chance of a much larger number of individuals involved.

This isn't the only possibility either, but if he were motivated by sex, an active and resisting ten year old would be too much for him. A younger or handicapped child would make more sense as a target.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1193674


:pointofview:

But maybe Fat Bastard simply wanted to eat him?
 Quoting: Doomalicious


I know, you can't imagine a world where anyone is motivated by anything other than sex.

It can happen though.

What I find troubling is how many people immediately jump to that conclusion without any evidence at all. Neither the police or the press accused him of that and they would have alluded to it if they felt it was warranted. That tells us what?

1. Either the prosecutor in that area holds a lot of power (more than in most places) and has silenced them to protect his or her case.

Or...

2. They have information that said it was something very different than that, and are hiding it.


You can't see someone else's opinion with your head shoved up anyone's ass. Pull it out and start thinking. When people are giving reasoned statements and you reply with clown answers, it only proves you lack the ability to answer coherently.
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I'd hit it.
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That would give 'taking it on the chin' a whole different perspective.
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I don't even wanna know how big the coach was to tackle that...smh
 Quoting: Doomalicious


Hahahahahaha
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10/06/2012 01:09 AM
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Take a look at this perv's mug shot... some scary sh..t...


[link to losangeles.cbslocal.com]
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The comments below the article are priceless...

"This guy is so fat, if he walked in front of the TV set you'd miss at least 3 episodes."

"I think the kid got too close and was pulled into orbit around him."

"He wasn't in a gang, he was the gang! "

"What do you get when you cross a human with a pelican?"

"400 pound suspect to cops: "How did you spot me?""

"He should have dressed in yellow and hid among the school buses. "
 Quoting: TraderRob


lolrofllolsign
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his belly must reach below his knees....
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His KNEES probably reach below his KNEES!...
 Quoting: TraderRob


ROFL!!!
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No indication in the story or the report that he was sexually motivated.

Given gang ties and the ill advised location for a kidnapping, it makes me wonder who the boy belongs to. A retribution killing or a kidnapping to apply pressure are likely.

That would mean there is a good chance of a much larger number of individuals involved.

This isn't the only possibility either, but if he were motivated by sex, an active and resisting ten year old would be too much for him. A younger or handicapped child would make more sense as a target.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1193674


pointofview

But maybe Fat Bastard simply wanted to eat him?
 Quoting: Doomalicious


I know, you can't imagine a world where anyone is motivated by anything other than sex.

It can happen though.

What I find troubling is how many people immediately jump to that conclusion without any evidence at all. Neither the police or the press accused him of that and they would have alluded to it if they felt it was warranted. That tells us what?

1. Either the prosecutor in that area holds a lot of power (more than in most places) and has silenced them to protect his or her case.

Or...

2. They have information that said it was something very different than that, and are hiding it.


You can't see someone else's opinion with your head shoved up anyone's ass. Pull it out and start thinking. When people are giving reasoned statements and you reply with clown answers, it only proves you lack the ability to answer coherently.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1193674


What man would grab a TEN YEAR OLD LITTLE BOY and attempt to kidnap him if he didn't want to molest and dispose of him? And why would the prosecutor attempt to hide the information they have on this beast?

When you claim I don't have the ability to answer coherently, you should check yourself when implying a younger or handicapped child would have made a better target.
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

"Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman

"The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto

“Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill

“Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill

“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson
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Still laughing.

God, I love GLP.
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10/06/2012 01:13 AM
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mexican!
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


This guy is so fat... he doesn't order the TACO.. he orders the BELL.
 Quoting: TraderRob


I haven't seen someone fail so hard at trying to make a joke in a long time. That was extremely terrible.
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mexican!
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


This guy is so fat... he doesn't order the TACO.. he orders the BELL.
 Quoting: TraderRob


I haven't seen someone fail so hard at trying to make a joke in a long time. That was extremely terrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685


Lemme guess, you fell victim to "Yo Mama So Fat" jokes all through school, and now you wanna be a hater on fat ass child molester threads at 1:15 am. Where in THE HELL is the justice I tell you???

norespect
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

"Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman

"The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto

“Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill

“Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill

“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson
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10/06/2012 01:19 AM
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Here's another pic of the perpetrator lunge-feeding...

[link to seapics.com]
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mexican!
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


This guy is so fat... he doesn't order the TACO.. he orders the BELL.
 Quoting: TraderRob


I haven't seen someone fail so hard at trying to make a joke in a long time. That was extremely terrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685


I consider GLP an absolute treasure for failed attempts at humor. The awkward silence following failed punch-lines practically sizzles.

Also I'm here to rain on all of youse guys' parade, that shit has to be goiter, this guy is just way too fat to have a single chin
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mexican!
 Quoting: SOFA-KING-COOL


This guy is so fat... he doesn't order the TACO.. he orders the BELL.
 Quoting: TraderRob


I haven't seen someone fail so hard at trying to make a joke in a long time. That was extremely terrible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1468685


I consider GLP an absolute treasure for failed attempts at humor. The awkward silence following failed punch-lines practically sizzles.

Also I'm here to rain on all of youse guys' parade, that shit has to be goiter, this guy is just way too fat to have a single chin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4738313


If only he had a mustache.....
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

"Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman

"The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto

“Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill

“Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill

“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson
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10/06/2012 01:25 AM
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his chin is pregnant
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Pinche BeanFace!
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Here's another pic of the perpetrator lunge-feeding...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Oops, here it is...

[link to seapics.com]
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Here's another pic of the perpetrator lunge-feeding...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Oops, here it is...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Jesus!!!...! Ok, HERE it is....the second one down in the first column..

[link to seapics.com]
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Here's another pic of the perpetrator lunge-feeding...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Oops, here it is...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Jesus!!!...! Ok, HERE it is....the second one down in the first column..

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


hhhhmmmmmm try again cuz I wanna see it....lol
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

"Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman

"The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto

“Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill

“Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill

“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson
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Here's another pic of the perpetrator lunge-feeding...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Oops, here it is...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Jesus!!!...! Ok, HERE it is....the second one down in the first column..

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster



Ya well, if ya got to try 3 times it kind of loses its luster. Kind of like if ya got to explain the punch line of a joke...

sorry dude - the whale thing is a fail..
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Here's another pic of the perpetrator lunge-feeding...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Oops, here it is...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Jesus!!!...! Ok, HERE it is....the second one down in the first column..

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster



Ya well, if ya got to try 3 times it kind of loses its luster. Kind of like if ya got to explain the punch line of a joke...

sorry dude - the whale thing is a fail..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


HAHAHAHAHAHA I agree LOL Damn these hyperlinks!!!! :) I knew it when it finally posted correctly. Timing is everything in comedy lol
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Oops, here it is...

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Jesus!!!...! Ok, HERE it is....the second one down in the first column..

[link to seapics.com]
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster



Ya well, if ya got to try 3 times it kind of loses its luster. Kind of like if ya got to explain the punch line of a joke...

sorry dude - the whale thing is a fail..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


HAHAHAHAHAHA I agree LOL Damn these hyperlinks!!!! :) I knew it when it finally posted correctly. Timing is everything in comedy lol
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


He DOES look like a lunge-feeding Humpback, though. LOL You gotta admit.
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Give him a break, we've all been there.
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Who, Fat Bastard or dude trying to get the link to work??? lol
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

"Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman

"The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto

“Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill

“Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill

“One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman

Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson

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