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TSA to Implement New Body Scanners that Instantly Know Everything About your Body

 
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Don't like it? You probably have lots to hide and should stay home. Haha. I have nothing to hide so I don't have a problem, plus my body is hot, and my clothes are already skin tight so there's not much more to see on a scanner. I fly international alllllllll the time, between the states and Asia. I have ZERO problems.
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wait till they declare martial law after you arrive. then your stuck here. Don't worry, there'll be plenty of battle rifles lying on the ground....
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It's a Laser,it can work up to 150 feet away!!

Hot The Fuck are we going to get cancer from a laser??
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10/06/2012 12:17 PM
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Take a peek at this INSANITY... as the next few years tick off, we are in for a wild, Fu%$#&g ride...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

Peace
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It's a Laser,it can work up to 150 feet away!!

Hot The Fuck are we going to get cancer from a laser??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11360402


you'll be blind within 10 years....
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10/06/2012 12:25 PM
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So who's getting rich selling these things?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25002222


Most likely an Obama donor
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


Ummm...it is Michael Chertoff you noob.

He is a Neo-Con, like most of the Security and Military Industrial Complex.

Wake up...
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Obama is the butt buddy of the neo-cons.

Neo-cons are just Democrats were given jobs.
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You are PAYING for a ticket...paying for your OWN violation...paying to be PROBED/SCANNED!

Just stop flying, fools! redface

It's very SIMPLE!
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I did that a long time ago. I refuse to go into their cancer machine, and I don't like being groped, unless it's a hot chick that can speak English. Hot chicks don't grope the guys at the airport, and there are no TSA gropers that speak English. So, I drive where ever I need to be. It takes longer, but cost a lot less. And, I get to see the real America. I like to take the two lanes through the small towns. America is still a beautiful country, once you get away from the cities and airports!
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
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So who's getting rich selling these things?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25002222


Most likely an Obama donor
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4 more years, 4 more years muaha
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10/06/2012 01:28 PM
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Take a peek at this INSANITY... as the next few years tick off, we are in for a wild, Fu%$#&g ride...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

Peace
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i inadvertently entered and exited dubai with codeine on my person. didnt realise it was contraband til i got back to the uk

weird place, dont understand the fascination people have with it, some go back numerous times for holidays. been once for a few days, that was enough
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10/06/2012 01:33 PM
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[link to www.youtube.com]

TSA is introducing the new full body scanner system to the American airports. The scanners will be capable of detecting every tiny trace of any substance of your body to find gunpowder or any bomb making materials. However the devices can also trace the level of adrenaline in the body.
 Quoting: Sleeping Giant


so if someone has too much adrenaline, theyre suspect?

this is shit, it just keeps getting shitter


guess i wont be visiting the states much in the future


guess none of us here will be flying anywhere much in the future


theyre gonna have this shit everywhere eventually
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Cool now they can pin crimes on people even easier. No need to get near their bags to plant something, just put a little cocaine on their shirt and you're good to go. Hell they might even be able to detect the trace amounts on the dollar bills in your wallet.
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You are PAYING for a ticket...paying for your OWN violation...paying to be PROBED/SCANNED!

Just stop flying, fools! redface

It's very SIMPLE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24917207


you could stop flying, or they could stop making planes. you could elect people that will get the unconstitutional laws that allow the dhs and tsa to do these searches off the books. if they want to scan baggage i'm fine with that but these scanners are not what we need.

soon they will have scanners everywhere and hidden.

they can scan up to 150 ft. scary

how far will they be able to scan in the near future?

just like the cameras they have at almost every intersection and all along the highways. think of the money that goes to just the cameras and how much we would save as a nation if they didn't have them. there is so much upkeep and maintenance for the cameras alone. not to mention the people that watch/control them.

no wonder this country is in the condition its in.
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Don't like it? You probably have lots to hide and should stay home. Haha. I have nothing to hide so I don't have a problem, plus my body is hot, and my clothes are already skin tight so there's not much more to see on a scanner. I fly international alllllllll the time, between the states and Asia. I have ZERO problems.
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Pics of your hottness or its not true...
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wait till they see i have 9 penises, 4 vaginas, cancer in 35 places, a glock in my ass, drugs in my nose, and six grenade launchers in my ass.

plus 4 cans of gatorade in my bag that once you add sugar it explodes.

fuck the tsa
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wait till they see i have 9 penises, 4 vaginas, cancer in 35 places, a glock in my ass, drugs in my nose, and six grenade launchers in my ass.

plus 4 cans of gatorade in my bag that once you add sugar it explodes.

fuck the tsa
 Quoting: Skin Suit


no jello? there is always room for jello.
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Don't like it? You probably have lots to hide and should stay home. Haha. I have nothing to hide so I don't have a problem, plus my body is hot, and my clothes are already skin tight so there's not much more to see on a scanner. I fly international alllllllll the time, between the states and Asia. I have ZERO problems.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25042174


Pics of your hottness or its not true...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24756131


she said skin tight meaning they are fat.
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A lot of people fought and died in the past so we didn't have to suffer this kind of shit. You know,...it was a personal freedom thing then.

Now, well, it happens under both supposed political parties in control. They make money on this bullshit.

People defend and vote for them to continue unabated just as long as this or that party changes office.

The only people saying get rid of this crap are heard only on the fringes of society.

How could this be?


Z

Last Edited by zacksavage on 10/06/2012 02:24 PM
In time we hate that which we often fear.

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A lot of people fought and died in the past so we didn't have to suffer this kind of shit. You know,...it was a personal freedom thing then.

Now, well, it happens under both supposed political parties in control. They make money on this bullshit.

People defend and vote for them.

How could this be?


Z
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welcome to america! where you are free to do what they tell you.
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welcome to america! where you are free to do what they tell you.
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OBEY

CONSUME

CONFORM

etc,etc,etc


Z
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So who's getting rich selling these things?
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Most likely an Obama donor
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Let's follow the trail scheming
Occam's Razor, morans!
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Don't like it? You probably have lots to hide and should stay home. Haha. I have nothing to hide so I don't have a problem, plus my body is hot, and my clothes are already skin tight so there's not much more to see on a scanner. I fly international alllllllll the time, between the states and Asia. I have ZERO problems.
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Have fun with the cancer, you fucking moron.
stfu
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Don't like it? You probably have lots to hide and should stay home. Haha. I have nothing to hide so I don't have a problem, plus my body is hot, and my clothes are already skin tight so there's not much more to see on a scanner. I fly international alllllllll the time, between the states and Asia. I have ZERO problems.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25042174


Didn't u read the concerns about cancer? So keep flying and getting scanned and someday if u happen to get cancer u may have obtained it from these scanners. Do u think the Govt has tested these machines long enough to know the long-term effects?

Freedom of choice?
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10/06/2012 07:29 PM
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Did you know further, that the machine has the capability to tilt you backwards and check for anything lodged in your...well, how do i put it nicely...your bottom holes (all of them). You can also get a rectal or vaginal check if you so desire.

Happy flying!
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Funny how "modern technology" still can't get rid of any real diseases or the common cold, but they can develop garbage tech to do this kind if disgusting nazi crap?

That being said, this device looks like fear propaganda, like a cheap CB radio. I don't believe this is real, it's the scumbag fed intimidating the public, but why so aggressive towards common hard working people? We have very sick, bad, psycho, arrogant assholes people behind this crap. Same goes for the nazi NDAA. Fucking twisted scumbags. Fuck 'em, do what you want anyway.
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So I will finally be able to see that darned zit on my arse then??
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So who's getting rich selling these things?
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Chertoff I think
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enjoy the cancer why on earth do you americans put up with this shit
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Excellent question.
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10/06/2012 11:27 PM
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So who's getting rich selling these things?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25002222


Most likely an Obama donor
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bullshit this has republican greed written all over it
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tsa2
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There's not much more of me to tell
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So who's getting rich selling these things?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25002222


Most likely an Obama donor
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bullshit this has republican greed written all over it
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So, Chertoff's a Republican?
"I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12
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enjoy the cancer why on earth do you americans put up with this shit
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Excellent question.
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I have a feeling that everything will be burned to the ground soon enough...

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