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I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 12:15 PM
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so why didn't you sell it to Mitt
for a million dollars ???

he probably would have paid more
for it :)
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/06/2012 12:19 PM
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so why didn't you sell it to Mitt
for a million dollars ???

he probably would have paid more
for it :)
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Doubt it. He actually appears to have more integrity than that.
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10/06/2012 12:21 PM

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I have a legitimate reason to believe this guy-at least about his name and location-or that he knows/knows of this real person.

Some research is extremely easy to do regarding confirmation of names, ages, locations, etc.
 Quoting: Herman The Kid


But maybe he did the same research in order to step into a fake role.
 Quoting: Jericho9


Completely possible. But, he would have to be clever, at least a little. Check this out and notice the name and type of club and who is a member-or maybe the boss:

[link to www.corporationwiki.com]
 Quoting: Herman The Kid


I see your point.
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10/06/2012 12:21 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
so what did Barry like to do ???
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10/06/2012 12:21 PM
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U better run for hills even if u were joking. This will get secret service at your door within 24 hours
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10/06/2012 12:22 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I hope to someday be interviewed by all the major media networks. I hope to have my name uttered on the lips of every person across this great nation.

I have the power to alter the future of America as I see fit.

I have all the power - all I have to do is release this ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING tape.

You think Obama was bad the last debate? Let's see the look on his face after the entire WORLD saw me giving him a blowjob.
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10/06/2012 12:22 PM
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You could be arrested and charged for slander and defamation of character if you are lying.
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10/06/2012 12:23 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
Let's see the look on his face after the entire WORLD saw me giving him a blowjob.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Larry is gonna get jealous, lmao
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10/06/2012 12:24 PM
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U better run for hills even if u were joking. This will get secret service at your door within 24 hours
 Quoting: Truthbetold11 14786143


Look at Larry Sinclair. He's never been harassed by any secret service.
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10/06/2012 12:26 PM
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U better run for hills even if u were joking. This will get secret service at your door within 24 hours
 Quoting: Truthbetold11 14786143


Look at Larry Sinclair. He's never been harassed by any secret service.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Larry didn't have a tape
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10/06/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I also have another confession:

I, Mark Simonetti, am releasing this because I am a former member of the Illuminati. I can't live with this anymore.
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10/06/2012 12:30 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I also have another confession:

I, Mark Simonetti, am releasing this because I am a former member of the Illuminati. I can't live with this anymore.
 Quoting: kamalayka


so I assume we are supposed to take
this as a deathbed confession ???
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10/06/2012 12:32 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
My name is actually Maurice, not Mark.

(Sorry about the typo.)
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10/06/2012 12:33 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I have three testacles. I need the money to remove one of my three testacles.
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10/06/2012 12:34 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
why didn't you release this tape
4 yrs ago ???
Frankenstein

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10/06/2012 12:34 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I have been testing the waters on here recently to gauge how such a story would be received.

Pleased by the overwhelmingly positive response, I have decided to come out of the woodwork.

In less than 24 hrs. before the final presidential debate, I shall be releasing the first half of a sex tape I made with Mr. Obama in early 2000. I will then release the second half a few days before the election.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Say your prayer asshole... you are soon to become Jimmy Hofa'ed
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10/06/2012 12:36 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I have three testacles. I need the money to remove one of my three testacles.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Alright, I admit I made this up. I just wanted to see how many people I could fool.

I don't really care, though. I am committing suicide in a short while. Maybe you'll hear about it tonight on the news.
 Quoting: kamalayka


I have a feeling you will be banned first
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10/06/2012 12:37 PM
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Sorry to have offended the Obama supporters on here.

This is my final post.

Good bye forever.
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 12:37 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
good bye Maurice
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10/06/2012 12:40 PM

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CRAZY
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/06/2012 12:40 PM
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Figures - my pistol is out of bullets.

Maybe I can pretend to rob a bank, and as the cops tell me to drop my weapon, I can aim it at them and pretend to fire.
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10/06/2012 12:42 PM
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Figures - my pistol is out of bullets.

Maybe I can pretend to rob a bank, and as the cops tell me to drop my weapon, I can aim it at them and pretend to fire.
 Quoting: kamalayka


I think you need immediate help.

Not only could you be a danger to yourself
but to others as well.
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10/06/2012 12:43 PM
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hiding2
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10/06/2012 12:44 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I have been testing the waters on here recently to gauge how such a story would be received.

Pleased by the overwhelmingly positive response, I have decided to come out of the woodwork.

In less than 24 hrs. before the final presidential debate, I shall be releasing the first half of a sex tape I made with Mr. Obama in early 2000. I will then release the second half a few days before the election.
 Quoting: kamalayka


No you're not. You wouldn't be breaking the news here. You'd be breaking through National Enquirer for $100k and they'd have you locked away someplace without phone nor internet.
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10/06/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
Maurice, please do not involve any
relatives in your fantasy mind games.
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10/06/2012 12:47 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
Figures - my pistol is out of bullets.

Maybe I can pretend to rob a bank, and as the cops tell me to drop my weapon, I can aim it at them and pretend to fire.
 Quoting: kamalayka


I think you need immediate help.

Not only could you be a danger to yourself
but to others as well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25069774


I am not a danger to anybody. I just want a convenient way to die. You liberals have no regard for the sanctity of life, so you should understand.

And don't try to tell me how I need help when you're on a conspiracy theory forum.
Jericho9

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10/06/2012 12:49 PM

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Figures - my pistol is out of bullets.

Maybe I can pretend to rob a bank, and as the cops tell me to drop my weapon, I can aim it at them and pretend to fire.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Complete idiot.
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10/06/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I just want a convenient way to die.
 Quoting: kamalayka


this is what makes you a danger
to others.

I think you need to call a suicide hotline
immediately

call 1-800-273-8255
Frankenstein

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10/06/2012 12:53 PM
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Sorry to have offended the Obama supporters on here.

This is my final post.

Good bye forever.
 Quoting: kamalayka


why would you be sorry about that... Obama offends Obama supporters
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10/06/2012 12:54 PM
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Re: I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.
I just want a convenient way to die.
 Quoting: kamalayka


this is what makes you a danger
to others.

I think you need to call a suicide hotline
immediately

call 1-800-273-8255
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25069774


People die everyday.

My life is of no consequence.

Why wait a few decades?

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