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I have a confession to make. I was one of Obama's gay lovers.

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 12:55 PM
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People die everyday.

My life is of no consequence.

Why wait a few decades?
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everyone has a purpose
for existing :)
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/06/2012 01:01 PM
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Let's see:

I am 23, I have heart disease, prostate cancer, intestinal problems, a hole in my skull, painful back acne (they bust if I sit back in a chair and soak my shirt in blood), tooth problems, restless leg syndrome, insomnia, ADD. . .

And there is more that I forgot.

I have no family, no friends, and am in high medical debt. I have a dead end job and my life is of no consequence.

Now that I have humiliated myself with my life story, I am going to kill myself and fall back into an eternal obscurity.

Adios, y'all.
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10/06/2012 01:01 PM
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Maurice
there is a nice friendly voice
waiting to talk with you at that
phone number I gave you.

You don't even have to give
them your name if you don't want to.
It can be anonymous if you wish.

But there are those willing to help
and they do care :)
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10/06/2012 01:04 PM
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which is it Maurice

are you 68 or 23 ???
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10/06/2012 01:06 PM
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Let's see:

I am 23, I have heart disease, prostate cancer, intestinal problems, a hole in my skull, painful back acne (they bust if I sit back in a chair and soak my shirt in blood), tooth problems, restless leg syndrome, insomnia, ADD. . .

And there is more that I forgot.

I have no family, no friends, and am in high medical debt. I have a dead end job and my life is of no consequence.

Now that I have humiliated myself with my life story, I am going to kill myself and fall back into an eternal obscurity.

Adios, y'all.
 Quoting: kamalayka




You should change your name "Walter Mitty"

Be gone already
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 01:09 PM
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My name is actually Maurice, not Mark.

(Sorry about the typo.)
 Quoting: kamalayka


Guy confuses when writing his own name.

Sounds legit.
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10/06/2012 01:10 PM
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Maurice
I can't help you if you won't
help yourself. I need cooperation
on your part :)

So help me help you :)
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10/06/2012 01:10 PM
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which is it Maurice

are you 68 or 23 ???
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And now he also gets his own age wrong.

Yep... definitely sounds about right.
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10/06/2012 01:15 PM
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which is it Maurice

are you 68 or 23 ???
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And now he also gets his own age wrong.

Yep... definitely sounds about right.
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give it a rest Argentina.
Maurice is asking for help.
That was the entire purpose
of this thread.
He just didn't know how
to ask other than role playing.
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 01:19 PM
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which is it Maurice

are you 68 or 23 ???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25069774


And now he also gets his own age wrong.

Yep... definitely sounds about right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25068498


give it a rest Argentina.
Maurice is asking for help.
That was the entire purpose
of this thread.
He just didn't know how
to ask other than role playing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25069774


The entire purpose of this thread is most likely to dupe us. Have you checked GLP lately?

Here, take a look:

Thread: List of false prophets and failed predictions.
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10/06/2012 01:19 PM
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BTW nice posting history OP.

This is priceless:

Thread: I am a lonely earth male with a big wang looking to have sex with an alien female

Now I totally believe you...

Sigh... friggin amateurs...

At least Bernard is funny.
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Yeah, I made some silly posts. But that won't mean shit once I release my video.

I have the power to save America, and by God I will use it.

Y'all just have to be patient for a couple weeks.
 Quoting: kamalayka


This is bullshit.
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10/06/2012 01:21 PM
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If getting screwed by Obama makes us Obama's lovers then.... I think were all Obama's lovers.

The dude has screwed us all.
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10/06/2012 01:22 PM
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The entire purpose of this thread is most likely to dupe us.
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that is a possibility,
however if one cannot prove it
then one has to assume it is
a legitimate plea for help.
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 01:25 PM
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The entire purpose of this thread is most likely to dupe us.
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that is a possibility,
however if one cannot prove it
then one has to assume it is
a legitimate plea for help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25069774


his posts show signs of manic depressive
disorder with schizophrenia.

if left unattended, this can be fatal
and maybe a danger to others.
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10/06/2012 02:11 PM
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The entire purpose of this thread is most likely to dupe us.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25068498


that is a possibility,
however if one cannot prove it
then one has to assume it is
a legitimate plea for help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25069774


No, let me twist it to fit the reality on this place.

He has to provide EVIDENCE to prove his claims, otherwise, statistically, he's more likely a hoaxer, another story teller on GLP.
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 02:14 PM
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No, let me twist it to fit the reality on this place.

He has to provide EVIDENCE to prove his claims, otherwise, statistically, he's more likely a hoaxer, another story teller on GLP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25068498


are you willing to stake a man's life
on your assumption ???

I'm not !!!
thetrickybigguy
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10/06/2012 02:15 PM

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I have been testing the waters on here recently to gauge how such a story would be received.

Pleased by the overwhelmingly positive response, I have decided to come out of the woodwork.

In less than 24 hrs. before the final presidential debate, I shall be releasing the first half of a sex tape I made with Mr. Obama in early 2000. I will then release the second half a few days before the election.
 Quoting: kamalayka


so tell us, is he a pitcher or a catcher, or both?
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

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10/06/2012 02:20 PM
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My name is Maurice Simonetti. I am a 68-year old businessman from Florida. At the time, I lived in Chicago and was semi-active in the gay community.
 Quoting: kamalayka


How was he in bed?

Tell us everything!!
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10/06/2012 06:21 PM
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If you are lying yet again I say fuck you skull_fing

But if you are having true suicidal thoughts, I say live your life for others and for the Lord - since you clearly don't value your own life anymore **people who value their lives can and do still do this too btw**
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10/06/2012 06:51 PM
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They don't say ya"ll in Chicago. You have a hawaii style name on here, and you are Italian. Yeah right, nice try trolling.
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10/06/2012 07:25 PM
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I have been testing the waters on here recently to gauge how such a story would be received.

Pleased by the overwhelmingly positive response, I have decided to come out of the woodwork.

In less than 24 hrs. before the final presidential debate, I shall be releasing the first half of a sex tape I made with Mr. Obama in early 2000. I will then release the second half a few days before the election.
 Quoting: kamalayka


Your opening lines here show you are a fraud from the get-go. You are waiting for a positive response from people to do what you THINK is right? LOL. You are just looking for attention.

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