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If God were here and knocked on your door...

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 02:50 PM
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Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

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i tell you what i am thinking, WTF GOD!

where the fuck are you!

what are you doing!

The children are being raped and poisoned! myself included, is this for your glory???


fuckkkkkkkkk!
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10/06/2012 02:51 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
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I would invite him in, then shoot him and say he was breaking and entering.
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10/06/2012 02:52 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
He doesn't knock. He doesn't even use doors for that matter. He makes his own by summoning up a dimensional nexus breach at your precise locality for ultimate convenience.

Always a flair for the pageantry, that God.
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10/06/2012 03:02 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1180229


God would never knock on your door. He's not coming back. We killed him. His Mother might however. If she does do her the courtesy of calling her son God.
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what a piece of BS. The BODY is NOT GOD. GOD is the Universal Creative Consciousness of which YOU ARE A PART. And Jesus did NOT "die" as to his body, on the cross, he survived and the bible even says so. He went on to Damascus, then India, and lived to be 115 years old before his body crapped out. It is buried in Srinagar.
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You either are a jewish freemason or have fallen victim to them. Remember the bible was written by jewish freemasons to own your soul because the bible gets you to believe that Christ is not God and you will be owned in hell if you continue it. Also there's not excuse anymore the jewish freemasons have defeated and all secrets are out so if Our Lady catches you still saying that her son if not God than it's big trouble for you. She is very pissed we all let this happen.
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10/06/2012 03:27 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1180229


God would never knock on your door. He's not coming back. We killed him. His Mother might however. If she does do her the courtesy of calling her son God.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787868


what a piece of BS. The BODY is NOT GOD. GOD is the Universal Creative Consciousness of which YOU ARE A PART. And Jesus did NOT "die" as to his body, on the cross, he survived and the bible even says so. He went on to Damascus, then India, and lived to be 115 years old before his body crapped out. It is buried in Srinagar.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24358110


You either are a jewish freemason or have fallen victim to them. Remember the bible was written by jewish freemasons to own your soul because the bible gets you to believe that Christ is not God and you will be owned in hell if you continue it. Also there's not excuse anymore the jewish freemasons have defeated and all secrets are out so if Our Lady catches you still saying that her son if not God than it's big trouble for you. She is very pissed we all let this happen.
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This 'lady' of yours...does she fuck? :-)
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Revelation 3:20
20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
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hf
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

[link to www.savemenowjesus.com]

Have you given good points today?

EVERYONE who calls upon the LORD JESUS will be saved! [Romans 10:13]


Jesus Christ will return as King of all kings and Lord of all lords. hf
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Revelation 3:20
20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
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hf
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
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I would invite him in, then shoot him and say he was breaking and entering.
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Hence the reason why when he cometh, he will bend us over and ram brimstone up our damned fat asses when he returneth.
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10/06/2012 03:41 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
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I would invite him in, then shoot him and say he was breaking and entering.
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Hence the reason why when he cometh, he will bend us over and ram brimstone up our damned fat asses when he returneth.
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The cunt better be quicker than lead :-)
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
it's not even worth starting threads like
this here. all you get is ridicule.
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10/06/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
i'ld kick his ass for being such a little asshole.
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bump
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
it's not even worth starting threads like
this here. all you get is ridicule.
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Lest we forget, this sir is afterall; a cuntspiracy site
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10/06/2012 03:55 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
If someone says they are God and they want in my house I will call the cops because there is a psycho on the loose.
Now a homeless person or a beggar I would let in, hell almost anybody but someone claiming to be of supernatural origin.
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10/06/2012 03:59 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Revelation 3:20
20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


I feel like believing in a superstition, and start believing it when I talk myself into it further! then I really do think there is a God!

see, God exists!

tp
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Revelation 3:20
20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


I feel like believing in a superstition, and start believing it when I talk myself into it further! then I really do think there is a God!

see, God exists!

tp
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
If someone says they are God and they want in my house I will call the cops because there is a psycho on the loose.
Now a homeless person or a beggar I would let in, hell almost anybody but someone claiming to be of supernatural origin.
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and, especially if he says he's Jesus! jesus.
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10/06/2012 04:01 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
I'd invite him in and give him a cup of coffee.
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it's not even worth starting threads like
this here. all you get is ridicule.
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maybe it would have been better to post it on some christian preaching circle jerk website.
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Revelation 3:20
20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1202778


I feel like believing in a superstition, and start believing it when I talk myself into it further! then I really do think there is a God!

see, God exists!

tp
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25079482


This happens to me at least once a week, when my crazy brother swings by for his meal. He shows up, he gets drunk, he eats, he pisses everybody off and then I have to kick him out.

Expecting him soon, I have a surprise for him. I HID THE ALCOHOL. Lets see if he stays ehehehehe
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
it's not even worth starting threads like
this here. all you get is ridicule.
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maybe it would have been better to post it on some christian preaching circle jerk website.
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yeh, maybe you would get a better response talking about PeeWee Herman.
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10/06/2012 04:09 PM
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10/06/2012 04:10 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
One thing I have learned is even if you are told or allowed to see a thing before it ever is...


You see it or hear of it and it is not as of yet so it is remote from you.

Yet it leaves you in a total incompetent pile of goo...when the very thing you were allowed to see in a vision or heard by being told.

Yet this comes to its appointed time and place and appears before you. And you do not recognize that in which you have already seen or knew in detail was coming....

Until it already comes and passes....into the past tense.

And you are like...

Who can do anything at all when they can not control even what they were given and knew...it is concealed before their very minds and eyes when it does appear.

We can see nothing even what we are given to see and know it is of nothing no effect to us. When the one it is given from has also the power to hide the same thing He gives and shows us form us.

We are goo.
We are always at His mercy..

We are nothing of our selves.

No matter how hard we try it is of no effect.
No matter how hard we want to do good it is of no effect.

Nothing is of any effect except what He does.

So we are only at His mercy.

When we are weak He is strong because we know we are weak and He is strong.

Do you think for one moment Peter knew what he was doing before the cock crowed thrice?

Even thought he was told he would do it he did not see his self doing it and IT was what had him in its grip....

To do it to him and with him even he who knew before hand he would do it....knew it not when he was doing it later.

You will see what He allows you to see even if you see it and know it you shall not know it as it is ....

Even though you knew it.

Our eyes are not our own.
Our ways are not our own.
Our minds are not our own.
Our hearts are not our own.
Our lives are not our own.

We are never alone.
We are never on our own.

We are in His mercy at all times...We are dust and clay in his hands all times.

Yes He is great....
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10/06/2012 04:11 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
I'd ask for ID. Could be the old Devil!
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
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He'd be dead. The second I found out who he was I'd pump the hateful bastard full of lead :-)
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you-> [link to s7.postimage.org]
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
I'd ask for ID. Could be the old Devil!
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illuminati, even.
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
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Jehovah Witnesses are cults, stay away from them..
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10/06/2012 05:24 PM

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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would let him in any time...
Would love to hear his p.o.w., hopes and dream, but first to get a big hug
hugs
I would even give him the one last beer I have in my fridge
<3
Truth and Love...
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I'd ask for ID. Could be the old Devil!
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LoL
If it was the Devil, he'd probably knew where to get a fake ID
;o)
Truth and Love...
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10/06/2012 05:28 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
Would you let Him in? Or would you worry about what you have in your house? What you're thinking when He shows up?

If God exists, isn't it possible?

dance
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My first concern would be to put the dogs out of the way.
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10/06/2012 05:34 PM
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Re: If God were here and knocked on your door...
I would say "thank you, Father, for worry about me and for give me this life of great lessons."

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