If God were here and knocked on your door...

i tell you what i am thinking, WTF GOD!

where the fuck are you!

what are you doing!

The children are being raped and poisoned! myself included, is this for your glory???


fuckkkkkkkkk!

I would invite him in, then shoot him and say he was breaking and entering.

He doesn't knock. He doesn't even use doors for that matter. He makes his own by summoning up a dimensional nexus breach at your precise locality for ultimate convenience.

Always a flair for the pageantry, that God.

You either are a jewish freemason or have fallen victim to them. Remember the bible was written by jewish freemasons to own your soul because the bible gets you to believe that Christ is not God and you will be owned in hell if you continue it. Also there's not excuse anymore the jewish freemasons have defeated and all secrets are out so if Our Lady catches you still saying that her son if not God than it's big trouble for you. She is very pissed we all let this happen.

This 'lady' of yours...does she fuck? :-)

Hence the reason why when he cometh, he will bend us over and ram brimstone up our damned fat asses when he returneth.

The cunt better be quicker than lead :-)

it's not even worth starting threads like
this here. all you get is ridicule.

Lest we forget, this sir is afterall; a cuntspiracy site

If someone says they are God and they want in my house I will call the cops because there is a psycho on the loose.
Now a homeless person or a beggar I would let in, hell almost anybody but someone claiming to be of supernatural origin.

I feel like believing in a superstition, and start believing it when I talk myself into it further! then I really do think there is a God!

see, God exists!

I feel like believing in a superstition, and start believing it when I talk myself into it further! then I really do think there is a God!

see, God exists!

and, especially if he says he's Jesus! jesus.

I'd invite him in and give him a cup of coffee.

maybe it would have been better to post it on some christian preaching circle jerk website.

This happens to me at least once a week, when my crazy brother swings by for his meal. He shows up, he gets drunk, he eats, he pisses everybody off and then I have to kick him out.

Expecting him soon, I have a surprise for him. I HID THE ALCOHOL. Lets see if he stays ehehehehe

yeh, maybe you would get a better response talking about PeeWee Herman.

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One thing I have learned is even if you are told or allowed to see a thing before it ever is...


You see it or hear of it and it is not as of yet so it is remote from you.

Yet it leaves you in a total incompetent pile of goo...when the very thing you were allowed to see in a vision or heard by being told.

Yet this comes to its appointed time and place and appears before you. And you do not recognize that in which you have already seen or knew in detail was coming....

Until it already comes and passes....into the past tense.

And you are like...

Who can do anything at all when they can not control even what they were given and knew...it is concealed before their very minds and eyes when it does appear.

We can see nothing even what we are given to see and know it is of nothing no effect to us. When the one it is given from has also the power to hide the same thing He gives and shows us form us.

We are goo.
We are always at His mercy..

We are nothing of our selves.

No matter how hard we try it is of no effect.
No matter how hard we want to do good it is of no effect.

Nothing is of any effect except what He does.

So we are only at His mercy.

When we are weak He is strong because we know we are weak and He is strong.

Do you think for one moment Peter knew what he was doing before the cock crowed thrice?

Even thought he was told he would do it he did not see his self doing it and IT was what had him in its grip....

To do it to him and with him even he who knew before hand he would do it....knew it not when he was doing it later.

You will see what He allows you to see even if you see it and know it you shall not know it as it is ....

Even though you knew it.

Our eyes are not our own.
Our ways are not our own.
Our minds are not our own.
Our hearts are not our own.
Our lives are not our own.

We are never alone.
We are never on our own.

We are in His mercy at all times...We are dust and clay in his hands all times.

Yes He is great....

I'd ask for ID. Could be the old Devil!

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illuminati, even.

Jehovah Witnesses are cults, stay away from them..

Would let him in any time...
Would love to hear his p.o.w., hopes and dream, but first to get a big hug

I would even give him the one last beer I have in my fridge
<3

LoL
If it was the Devil, he'd probably knew where to get a fake ID
;o)

My first concern would be to put the dogs out of the way.

I would say "thank you, Father, for worry about me and for give me this life of great lessons."