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What would Christians do if everybody was one?

 
tardrat
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10/06/2012 02:05 PM
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What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)
Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
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10/06/2012 02:07 PM
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LOL. Indeed.
I am a disciple of my mind.
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10/06/2012 02:13 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
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10/06/2012 02:15 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
one need only examine renaissance europe, or modern ireland to see what it would be like. instead of "heathens", it would be "heretics"... all the same shit. "if you arent giving your dough to my preacher, you are of the devil". religious devotion should be grounds for a mental health evaluation, and diagnosis should make no distinction between a belief in a deity or invisible giant rabbits that frequent bars. insane is insane. disconnect from reality is disconnect from reality.
tardrat (OP)
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10/06/2012 02:16 PM
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And God? Would he call it quits and move on saying 'Job done!'?
Or would he just revel in the fact that somehow, he managed to get everyone to kiss his ass without ever having to do anything himself?
'Son! I've got a job for you...'
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one need only examine renaissance europe, or modern ireland to see what it would be like. instead of "heathens", it would be "heretics"... all the same shit. "if you arent giving your dough to my preacher, you are of the devil". religious devotion should be grounds for a mental health evaluation, and diagnosis should make no distinction between a belief in a deity or invisible giant rabbits that frequent bars. insane is insane. disconnect from reality is disconnect from reality.
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
no murder,no cheating,no stealing,no hate,no divorce...whats bad about that?
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no murder,no cheating,no stealing,no hate,no divorce...whats bad about that?
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But they still do all of those things.
I am a disciple of my mind.
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10/06/2012 02:25 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
It wouldn't happen so you fail. You mad?
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10/06/2012 02:25 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)
Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Don't worry it will never happen. There's still some of us old school catholics kicking around and fyi procreation intercourse is anything but boring.
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10/06/2012 02:28 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)
Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Don't worry it will never happen. There's still some of us old school catholics kicking around and fyi procreation intercourse is anything but boring.
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So, Protestants need to still watch their backs? :-)
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10/06/2012 02:29 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
It wouldn't happen so you fail. You mad?
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Not as mad as those who's goal it is to 'save' everyone :-)
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
no murder,no cheating,no stealing,no hate,no divorce...whats bad about that?
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Here is an uncomfortable fact for you. Christians murder, rape, cheat and steal. Yes, I know it's terrible but it's fact :-)
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10/06/2012 02:30 PM
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no murder,no cheating,no stealing,no hate,no divorce...whats bad about that?
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Pedophilia would be rife with no one to stop it.
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
no
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No what? I mean really! You can't come up with more than that? Hell, that's only one word up on what god says :-)
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10/06/2012 02:35 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
pedophilia is rife in the church because it was too nice to
ban gay priests.


Queers took over the priesthood- they hijacked it -

and you blame the church?


Let them be like the Boy Scouts and get rid of them.
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
no murder,no cheating,no stealing,no hate,no divorce...whats bad about that?
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Pedophilia would be rife with no one to stop it.
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tounge 'Bring the little children unto me'. Muhahahahaha!
Yep, it would be a kiddie fuck fest for sure...disgusting bastards :-)
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
no murder,no cheating,no stealing,no hate,no divorce...whats bad about that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9787765


roflmao!! the most heinous criminals in us prisons invariably identify themselves as "christian". your dogma preaches that aside from denying your faith, all else is forgiven. inner city ghetto gangbangers? invariably "christian". murderous atrocity commiting soldiers? invariably "christian". you worshippers of bronze age sky daddies pretty much personify ALL that sucks about humanity.
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
There would be only former musslims - hooray!

No torture of women and girls

no beheadings


no cruxifictions


or do you LIKE these things?

They would disappear if all people followed Christ.
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10/06/2012 02:46 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
There would be only former musslims - hooray!

No torture of women and girls

no beheadings


no cruxifictions


or do you LIKE these things?

They would disappear if all people followed Christ.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14127627


I'm impartial when it comes to what humans do to humans. I don't prefer people murdering abortion clinic doctors or gays. I don't prefer witch hunts and burnings either. I'm not a great fan of paedophiles or wife beaters either, actually.I have no preference for people who force their religion and beliefs on primitive peoples and burn their history and enslave them. You know, the shit that christians do :-)
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)
Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


everybody is of god already, they are the Fathers sons, they just don't get it. less than brilliants folks
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10/06/2012 02:49 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Sex was created by God, for children and marriage, both.

Unless you change, there's a place you'll be going to where
everyone thinks as you do.
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10/06/2012 02:52 PM
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Sex was created by God, for children and marriage, both.

Unless you change, there's a place you'll be going to where
everyone thinks as you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213


With any luck, yes. But alas, it's all just bullshit. Believe me friend, if I was naieve and gullible enough to buy into the heaven and hell nonsense I would have already signed up with 'ol nick ;-)
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Sex was created by God, for children and marriage, both.

Unless you change, there's a place you'll be going to where
everyone thinks as you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213


veiled threats? ill bet you got that psychotic smirk one invariably sees on the face of a christard when they play the "eternal damnation" card. i also cant help but notice the first sentence of your post appears to champion the sexual molestation of children... hmmmmm, freudian slip much?
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Sex was created by God, for children and marriage, both.

Unless you change, there's a place you'll be going to where
everyone thinks as you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213


And as for the sex...
Could this wonderful god not have come up with a method slightly less animalistic for his top tier creation than a throbbing cock, being repeatedly inserted and withdrawn from a moist vagina until an eruption of bodily fluid consumates an act even pigs engage in?
If he was so concerned about the sordidness of it all, why didn't he just circumvent the whole saga instead of getting some old perverts to write a book of rules about what to do with your junk?
Bullshit, that's why :-)
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Sex was created by God, for children and marriage, both.

Unless you change, there's a place you'll be going to where
everyone thinks as you do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20541213


veiled threats? ill bet you got that psychotic smirk one invariably sees on the face of a christard when they play the "eternal damnation" card. i also cant help but notice the first sentence of your post appears to champion the sexual molestation of children... hmmmmm, freudian slip much?
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banana2 You nailed the sick prick lol! 5a
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You'll find the most vindictive, back-stabbing people in church, they tell lies right to your face, and bad talk others when they aren't around
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Nothing to do with hate. Just because you tell others they are WRONG - this is not 'hate'. The Judge tells the criminal they are WRONG and this is not 'hate'.
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Nothing to do with hate. Just because you tell others they are WRONG - this is not 'hate'. The Judge tells the criminal they are WRONG and this is not 'hate'.
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Yeah and they judge people quite a bit. Isn't that God's job?
I am a disciple of my mind.
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Re: What would Christians do if everybody was one?
Seriously. It would be game over! No one to hate and rail against. Nobody to convert or minister to. No need for donations to save the heathens in far off lands.
No decent music, art, movies or literature. No converstaion about anything but Jesus and the weather.
The most boring sex imaginable (procreation intercourse only!)
Or maybe it would be much the same but rather a battle of the brands. ;-)
 Quoting: tardrat 25066497


Don't worry it will never happen. There's still some of us old school catholics kicking around and fyi procreation intercourse is anything but boring.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22787868


So, Protestants need to still watch their backs? :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25066497


No you don't need to watch your back but just know that Our Lady's secret is out and you don't have a leg to stand on anymore.

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