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GLP-Effect did not work: Gas shortages are underway!!!

 
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GLP-Effect did not work: Gas shortages are underway!!!
As you know, when doom is predicted on GLP it never happens. That's what we refer to as the GLP-Effect. However, for the first time in the history of this planet, the GLP-Effect did not work. Gasoline shortages are underway and fuel prices are headed to $6/gallon. Either the US is hoarding fuel in preparation for a major war or a severe disruption of fuel production/delivery is expected and the price spike is the market reacting in advance.

What major events could be upon us? Take your pick.
Gulf oil spill redux
Louisiana sinkhole
Attack on Iran leading to WWIII
New Madrid fault earthquake
San Andreas fault earthquake
Yellowstone reawakening
Japan Fukushima nuclear nightmare
the list goes on...

Interestingly enough, someone reported that there is a huge oil slick over the Macando well site again. Needless to say, something is up.
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Re: GLP-Effect did not work: Gas shortages are underway!!!
People have reported foreign ships/subs on the coasts of the US from China and Russia. They could be here to help in case of a major catastrophe. For the last couple of years, we have been hearing about Fema camps and preparation for food shortages by the US gov't. Is a major event upon us? Are we about to witness the end of the United States as we know it?
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Some of the more outlandish ideas that have been thrown around are rumors of UFO interaction with US fighter jets of the coast of California.
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10/06/2012 06:24 PM
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gasp GLP EFFECT IS BROKEN!!! siren2
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10/06/2012 06:28 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184401


Really? There are no gas shortages? I guess that the gas stations that are closing down are doing so to get a jump on the Columbus Day holiday, right? Fucking idiot.
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10/06/2012 06:36 PM
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T R A N S P O R T A T I O N C O N S P I R A C Y

believe me now

I know I bullshit too
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T R A N S P O R T A T I O N C O N S P I R A C Y

believe me now

I know I bullshit too
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Expand on this, please.
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10/06/2012 06:56 PM
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It's just part of the program
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War

the transport of resources

were you not paying attention
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It's just part of the program
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25075682


Are you saying that this is planned? I don't think that the gas shortage is a planned event. Rather, it is the outcome of the planning for some major event that is upon us.
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War

the transport of resources

were you not paying attention
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25075682


Although you could be right, I don't think that this is preparation for war.
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10/06/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: GLP-Effect did not work: Gas shortages are underway!!!
People have reported foreign ships/subs on the coasts of the US from China and Russia. They could be here to help in case of a major catastrophe. For the last couple of years, we have been hearing about Fema camps and preparation for food shortages by the US gov't. Is a major event upon us? Are we about to witness the end of the United States as we know it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


in short, no. it will be resolved within a week's time. not what you or any GLP'er thinks it is
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10/06/2012 07:08 PM
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OH SNAP!
(GLP aka American Jedi)

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no gas, cannot flee, cannot flee become a D.I.P...


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Re: GLP-Effect did not work: Gas shortages are underway!!!
People have reported foreign ships/subs on the coasts of the US from China and Russia. They could be here to help in case of a major catastrophe. For the last couple of years, we have been hearing about Fema camps and preparation for food shortages by the US gov't. Is a major event upon us? Are we about to witness the end of the United States as we know it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


in short, no. it will be resolved within a week's time. not what you or any GLP'er thinks it is
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12320884


Ok, so tell us what you think is going on.
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For sure planed

what if they were only makeing war grade fuel, 92 octain, and diesel

none civilen fuel

there realy is big shit coming to a head and cali is front line and full of pycho's

it's like isreal

boo
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bump
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The way you can tell that it is also full of good guys is the health of the people and the horesmanship, socal and mexico is full of extremely healthy people and some of the best horsemen,
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Ever heard of the neon-curtain

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