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Billxam

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10/06/2012 07:19 PM

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I figured it out!
A friend just emailed me with some ideas about the refineries in California being shut down and I threw on the tin foil thinking cap because you KNOW someone is going to come up with another failed doom theory about it, so I threw some together for my friends at GLP. Here's my reply to him (crap and dammit now you know my super secret source is a he. dammit!)


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You just watch the super secret government sources start giving people information and of course the conspiracy crowd will go wild with no proof. Again.

Of course, they can't give you any proof, that would give away their super secret government source super-powers.


Here's how the story is going to go, take your pick from any of them:

1) The refineries in California being shut down is a clever ruse to supply the military with fuel for WWIII.

OR

2) The refineries have been taken over by the Russians (or it could be those Chinese super secret bases in Mexico - they've been there since 1995 and they HAVE to be running low on supplies by now) that have been hiding out and the invasion has begun.

OR

3) The Chinese/UFO cabal has taken over the refineries with the aid of the Muslim Brotherhood and is producing super secret UFO fuel.

OR

4) There is going to be a super disaster, take your pick
A. Giant waves
B. Giant earthquake
C. Super volcano

And they've shut them down on purpose to trap the population there to cull the herd. Since most of them are Obama supporters, it's a cabal of Halliburton and Bain with Cheney heading the whole thing up for the Illuminati.

And those keywords should get the NSA looking at us one more time.
Reality Dysfunction has occurred. Please reboot reality.

Thank you.
Billxam (OP)

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10/06/2012 07:21 PM

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Re: I figured it out!
Crap I forgot a couple in all the excitement.

5) Solar flare knocked out the refineries and they're keeping it a secret to keep the population from rioting.

6) French submarine in the gulf. You know the drill.
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Anonymous Coward
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10/06/2012 07:31 PM
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Re: I figured it out!
[link to www.chinasmack.com]
Billxam (OP)

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10/06/2012 07:38 PM

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25074058


You might be onto something! Another great theory about it, thanks for the idea!

A gang from Detroit has taken over the refineries! They're taking over the gas stations and now they need the refineries as well.


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Billxam (OP)

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10/06/2012 07:54 PM

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10/06/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: I figured it out!
i say forget it if we can not laugh at WHAT IS GOING ON ALL AROUND US.......

sometimes you either laugh or you will cry happyheart

back to packing my new survival BOBblwkss