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Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.

 
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Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I have come to the conclusion that prayer does not work.

Prayed for god to fix the economy...Didn't happen
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
we pray to give thanks and ask for forgiveness of sins... quite your tongue serpant.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
quite your tongue serpant.
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lol
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Why would God answer your prayers to fix an economy such as this one? The world ignores the bible, and ignores the children of Israel.

The leaders today promote homosexuality, have the people indebted by way of usury, have chemtrails destroying the heavens, sucking the earth dry of it's oil w/o giving it a chance to heal itself, have priests and popes molesting little boys and no one says anything about it.. the list goes on.

This economy is shit, and so are the leaders and nations looking to uphold it.

A new paradigm shift is coming. Get ready.

2 Esdras 6:9
For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Why would God answer your prayers to fix an economy such as this one? The world ignores the bible, and ignores the children of Israel.

The leaders today promote homosexuality, have the people indebted by way of usury, have chemtrails destroying the heavens, sucking the earth dry of it's oil w/o giving it a chance to heal itself, have priests and popes molesting little boys and no one says anything about it.. the list goes on.

This economy is shit, and so are the leaders and nations looking to uphold it.

A new paradigm shift is coming. Get ready.

2 Esdras 6:9
For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God and business do not mix.

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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God doesn't answer the prayers of the unrighteous
unless they are prayers of repentance, so maybe...
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Yeah man, I know what you mean! I prayed for a ferrari and a harem of supermoodels, but God did not give them to me. After that I quickly learned there is no God, because he would not give me supermodels and a ferarri!
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Well thanks! Now we know who to blame, some pesky man begging for self.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I have come to the conclusion that prayer does not work.

Prayed for god to fix the economy...Didn't happen
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He did answer it, it was a big no...why? Because you like the rest of this ungrateful nation worship Mammon the God of money, and thus God anger is kindled against this nation and will bring it down low..perhaps in poverty America will realize what wealth really is.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
pray for anything and it doesn't work.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Grow up. You may pray to God for what you think you need or want but at the conclusion you ask according to His will. We cannot see what is important or the longview or big picture, but He can.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
He only hears Christians. Not his will to fix economy.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Obama has had four years to "fix" things..... and it only getting worse. Don't even try to tell me the unemployment is down, because that is utter bullshit.

Perhaps god has answered your prayers by giving you a chance to elect another leader. You have a choice.

This country has been going in the wrong direction prior to Obama. Obama isn't 100% responsible, Ironically you are untimely responsible.

The government has gotten too powerful and is seeking more power every day. We the people are putting the worst kind of leaders in charge.

Given the choice between Rommney and Obama, I'll chose Rommney. I'm not saying Rommney is the guy that will turn this country around, I'm saying it is a start in the right direction.

I realize there other candidates running, however they don't have a real chance. Your only real choices are Obama and Rommney.

Do the right thing.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Grow up. You may pray to God for what you think you need or want but at the conclusion you ask according to His will. We cannot see what is important or the longview or big picture, but He can.
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 9806228
God gives you what you need,, not what you want.....
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Obama has had four years to "fix" things..... and it only getting worse. Don't even try to tell me the unemployment is down, because that is utter bullshit.

Perhaps god has answered your prayers by giving you a chance to elect another leader. You have a choice.

This country has been going in the wrong direction prior to Obama. Obama isn't 100% responsible, Ironically you are untimely responsible.

The government has gotten too powerful and is seeking more power every day. We the people are putting the worst kind of leaders in charge.

Given the choice between Rommney and Obama, I'll chose Rommney. I'm not saying Rommney is the guy that will turn this country around, I'm saying it is a start in the right direction.

I realize there other candidates running, however they don't have a real chance. Your only real choices are Obama and Rommney.

Do the right thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779

It took Bush 8 years to flatten the country,Its easy to destroy, 4 years is not long enough to rebuild, If someone needs a job, Im sure there's a Mcdonalds in your town.bushtard
Its up to the people to get the economy going, not the presidency.loosa
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God and business do not mix.


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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Obama has had four years to "fix" things..... and it only getting worse. Don't even try to tell me the unemployment is down, because that is utter bullshit.

Perhaps god has answered your prayers by giving you a chance to elect another leader. You have a choice.

This country has been going in the wrong direction prior to Obama. Obama isn't 100% responsible, Ironically you are untimely responsible.

The government has gotten too powerful and is seeking more power every day. We the people are putting the worst kind of leaders in charge.

Given the choice between Rommney and Obama, I'll chose Rommney. I'm not saying Rommney is the guy that will turn this country around, I'm saying it is a start in the right direction.

I realize there other candidates running, however they don't have a real chance. Your only real choices are Obama and Rommney.

Do the right thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779

Think about it....Was the economy ever right. We've always had our ups and downs and will probably be this way for a long time.

Need to make money..find a need and fill it.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God and business do not mix. Religon... I dont think god is to crazy about.


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God and business work fine, listen to God, when the spirit moves you act on it.

Religon... I dont think god is to crazy about.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I just prayed to God for a brand new El Camino and a chick filet sandwich from a non-fag branch of the chikfila chain and didnt get either. Therefore god is not real.

Get real, OP.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Careful what you wish for. Sometimes the "fix" is the most painful part.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Careful what you wish for. Sometimes the "fix" is the most painful part.
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Exactly. Maybe God did answer the OP's prayers by "fixing" this mess, by letting it destroy itself and start again in a different, better, fairer way.
As I've grown older I've learnt that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing people off is a piece of cake.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I just prayed to God for a brand new El Camino and a chick filet sandwich from a non-fag branch of the chikfila chain and didnt get either. Therefore god is not real.

Get real, OP.
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Maybe God was praying to you while you were flapping your prayer lips instead of listening, and He didn't get what He wanted either.

Did you think of that?

Hmm?
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
It's God's will that the economy is like this. God is not a genie answering your every whim so you fail.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Yeah man, I know what you mean! I prayed for a ferrari and a harem of supermoodels, but God did not give them to me. After that I quickly learned there is no God, because he would not give me supermodels and a ferarri!
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Didnt you get the ferarri I sent you?, was it because of the bad check I recieved, Or maybe it went to someone who worked for it. The super models said they dont like you. Wonder why. Anything else?
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
The love of money (whether one is rich or poor) is the root of all evil. God says I will have no other gods before Me.
So.......you got an answer to your prayer and the answer is no. He will not fix the economy according to your standards. He is fixing it according to His standards. He is correcting his children and they will be better off and thank Him later.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I have come to the conclusion that prayer does not work.

Prayed for god to fix the economy...Didn't happen
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It works, the answer was NO.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
He does answer prayers, sometimes it takes longer than you expect for them to be answered. Or the prayer is not in line with his ultimate goal.

I prayed when I was a child for a stack of playboys to appear under my bed... He never answered that prayer, so should I have just given up?
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Reality bites like a motherfucker :-)
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Grow up. You may pray to God for what you think you need or want but at the conclusion you ask according to His will. We cannot see what is important or the longview or big picture, but He can.
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 9806228
God gives you what you need,, not what you want.....
 Quoting: stars


So I guess that's what a little child needs, when he/she is being molested & tortured & beaten, starved when that child prays every night for God to protect it from its abusers.

Why does the God-father not protect the innocents from homelessness, hunger & poverty. Why does God-father let a little baby be born with a brain-tumour, or some other serious life threatening condition.

Must be because the God-father loves those little kids & that what they need.

Wow.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I just prayed to God for a brand new El Camino and a chick filet sandwich from a non-fag branch of the chikfila chain and didnt get either. Therefore god is not real.

Get real, OP.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Maybe God was praying to you while you were flapping your prayer lips instead of listening, and He didn't get what He wanted either.

Did you think of that?

Hmm?
 Quoting: The Governor


Maybe I was being sarcastic, and making a point to the OP and it went over your head because you just woke up on this beautiful sunday morning. Get yourself a cup of coffee and wake up, bro.

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