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Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.

 
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God answers ALL prayers...OP just has a problem accepting "NO"!
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I just prayed to God for a brand new El Camino and a chick filet sandwich from a non-fag branch of the chikfila chain and didnt get either. Therefore god is not real.

Get real, OP.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Maybe God was praying to you while you were flapping your prayer lips instead of listening, and He didn't get what He wanted either.

Did you think of that?

Hmm?
 Quoting: The Governor


Maybe I was being sarcastic, and making a point to the OP and it went over your head because you just woke up on this beautiful sunday morning. Get yourself a cup of coffee and wake up, bro.

chuckle
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Nothing goes over my head except a really nice hat. I've had coffee.

Let's rock.

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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Sorry but because there are more people serving Satan now than ever before, you have to take that into consideration. Not to mention that the new world order international bankers/illuminuties/bilderbergers/freemasonry/Catholic Jesuits/Jewish Zionist are ruling the whole world and bringing down our economy; so that they can have their ONE WORLD SATANIC SUPER 1984 ORWELLIAN BRAVE NEW WORLD EMPIRE, that will enslave the whole earth, in the very near future!! And they are deliberately bankrupting the worlds economies so they can come to the rescue and finally take over the whole Earth!!

And make you all take their mind controlling and zombie making, mark of the beast chip in your forehead or right hand. And that chip will make you obey their every command. And because they are extreme eugenicist and genocidal devils; they will kill and commit gross genocide on about 5 billion of the Earths population, because they are delusional paranoid, psychopathic, sociopathic, monsters who serve their lord Lucifer, who has taught them how to enslave the whole world financially first, and then literally!!

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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God doesn't answer the prayers of the unrighteous
unless they are prayers of repentance, so maybe...
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Yes, that's why, most of the time, I talk to Jesus.
He has a much better attitude.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I have come to the conclusion that prayer does not work.

Prayed for god to fix the economy...Didn't happen
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it doesn't happen because the people do not see that GOD IS WITHIN THEM and they will not change of any thing that needs change. God the big boss up in the sky, he didn't make the mess, man did and man must change. too many people have to little god power within them, they don't even know they are enslaved to a tragic system.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God doesn't answer the prayers of the unrighteous
unless they are prayers of repentance, so maybe...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25094043


Yes, that's why, most of the time, I talk to Jesus.
He has a much better attitude.
 Quoting: Mandevilla


And he isn't going to change jack shit either, because man loves the mess he is in and jesus doesn't change your life, YOU DO but your guides may help YOU see opportunity. Whether you take of it.... is your choice.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God answers ALL prayers...OP just has a problem accepting "NO"!
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NO God does NOT answer prayers, he is an advisor to YOUR MIND and resides within your mind for that purpose. You are a fragment of the universal consciousness.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God doesn't answer the prayers of the unrighteous
unless they are prayers of repentance, so maybe...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25094043


Yes, that's why, most of the time, I talk to Jesus.
He has a much better attitude.
 Quoting: Mandevilla


And he isn't going to change jack shit either, because man loves the mess he is in and jesus doesn't change your life, YOU DO but your guides may help YOU see opportunity. Whether you take of it.... is your choice.
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I know that. I don't pray really, but I do believe there was a Jesus person who tried to teach us that the power is within ourselves, but mankind missed the point.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Deuteronomy 6:16 - Something you need to know

“You shall not put the Lord your God to the test,
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Grow up. You may pray to God for what you think you need or want but at the conclusion you ask according to His will. We cannot see what is important or the longview or big picture, but He can.
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God gives you what you need,, not what you want.....
 Quoting: stars


So I guess that's what a little child needs, when he/she is being molested & tortured & beaten, starved when that child prays every night for God to protect it from its abusers.

Why does the God-father not protect the innocents from homelessness, hunger & poverty. Why does God-father let a little baby be born with a brain-tumour, or some other serious life threatening condition.

Must be because the God-father loves those little kids & that what they need.

Wow.
 Quoting: ohhappydays


Choose your favorite from the following:

"It's God's will"
"We aren't meant to understand"
"We'll understand some day"
"God's plan for all of us is perfect"
"They suffer here, but will be rewarded in heaven"
"The ones doing the harm will suffer in hell" (but not here)
"Vengeance is mine..."
etc...etc...

You will get no real answer to your question.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
God answers ALL prayers...OP just has a problem accepting "NO"!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24917207


NO God does NOT answer prayers, he is an advisor to YOUR MIND and resides within your mind for that purpose. You are a fragment of the universal consciousness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24358110


Goofy Thum...
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Grow up. You may pray to God for what you think you need or want but at the conclusion you ask according to His will. We cannot see what is important or the longview or big picture, but He can.
 Quoting: Mickeyblue 9806228
God gives you what you need,, not what you want.....
 Quoting: stars


So I guess that's what a little child needs, when he/she is being molested & tortured & beaten, starved when that child prays every night for God to protect it from its abusers.

Why does the God-father not protect the innocents from homelessness, hunger & poverty. Why does God-father let a little baby be born with a brain-tumour, or some other serious life threatening condition.

Must be because the God-father loves those little kids & that what they need.

Wow.
 Quoting: ohhappydays
Molestation, killing, hunger, poverty, is not Gods fault
Thats all up to you all. Being born with a brain tumor is not gods fault, He has given us herbs and minerals for this.
Maybe its the pollution, diet, perhaps those kids parents were on drugs, possibly mineral deficency,
Dont blame god for other peoples mistakes. God wants us healthy and to live along time. It is a sad seen but thats life..God still loves them all the same. God has already given us everything we need. Cures for tumors, cancers ect are around, the government just doesnt want people to know about them.
I realy feel sorry for the Irakians, depleted uranium everywere. Like every other baby is deformed. Maybe Bush will be reborn there see how he likes it.
Everybody has there own problems, I dont blame god, I blame you all. Who do you think god is anyway?
Maybe You'll find out when you die.dead2

Last Edited by stars on 10/07/2012 11:54 AM
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
This Country gave up following God's law. It will soon pay
the price for that! America and England will fail!
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
It's to late for America we have gone to far from god enjoy what freedom we have left
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I just prayed to God for a brand new El Camino and a chick filet sandwich from a non-fag branch of the chikfila chain and didnt get either. Therefore god is not real.

Get real, OP.
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Maybe God was praying to you while you were flapping your prayer lips instead of listening, and He didn't get what He wanted either.

Did you think of that?

Hmm?
 Quoting: The Governor


Maybe I was being sarcastic, and making a point to the OP and it went over your head because you just woke up on this beautiful sunday morning. Get yourself a cup of coffee and wake up, bro.

chuckle
 Quoting: Cave Johnson


Nothing goes over my head except a really nice hat. I've had coffee.

Let's rock.

:dimebang:
 Quoting: The Governor


Well then I'm very sorry you're such a humorless twat. Hopefully you'll be a bit more funny in the future.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I have come to the conclusion that prayer does not work.

Prayed for god to fix the economy...Didn't happen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13127957


Did it occur to you that the economy might have been worse except for your prayers?

How would you know if the economy got better or not? What are your measurements? What if the economy was about to have to bottom fall out of it, but your prayers stopped a complete collapse?
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I have come to the conclusion that prayer does not work.

Prayed for god to fix the economy...Didn't happen
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You're right. It doesn't work. -So, its time to do something else like...take action and make proper choices. Prayer is what people do when they're too inept to act on their own behalves.
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
It's to late for America we have gone to far from god enjoy what freedom we have left
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I'm glad you said "we," because it implies YOU as well.

Have a good day...

watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Why would God answer your prayers to fix an economy such as this one? The world ignores the bible, and ignores the children of Israel.

The leaders today promote homosexuality, have the people indebted by way of usury, have chemtrails destroying the heavens, sucking the earth dry of it's oil w/o giving it a chance to heal itself, have priests and popes molesting little boys and no one says anything about it.. the list goes on.

This economy is shit, and so are the leaders and nations looking to uphold it.

A new paradigm shift is coming. Get ready.

2 Esdras 6:9
For Esau is the end of the world, and Jacob is the beginning of it that followeth.
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This Universe is far bigger than your silly religion. Let me ask you something, Do you think Venus, the planet, has ever heard of Christianity? Tell me, how does it spin, orbit, and still exist without your savior to keep it from falling into hell? Do you think in between the vastness of space and time, Jesus is worshiped? He's only known HERE on this tiny little planet where people bow to anything that shows them something different. Do you think your view of whether homosexuality should, or should not exist is actually RESPECTED on the other side of the Universe? Or...do you think that beings from all over LAUGH at your limitations and silly little constructs? -You'd probably be surprised if you knew the truth.

You guys think very small which is the reason why you will NEVER LEAVE THIS ROCK...EVER. You're not mature enough to join eternity in the way it was intended, therefore, yours will be spent grinding your wheels over and over until you can get past silly little human concepts, created by hairless monkeys without common sense.

By the way...the world won't end. It will be around for awhile. The only world that will be ending will be your own once your time here has expired. Maybe you should come to terms WITH THAT, because your'e not making it out of here alive. That's a certainty.

Toodles...

Last Edited by Serenity777 on 10/07/2012 01:07 PM
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I prayed for God to destroy the economy and look what happened. He gave us a black president and 4 years later....answered my prayer.

Economy destroyed.
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
Sorry but because there are more people serving Satan now than ever before, you have to take that into consideration. Not to mention that the new world order international bankers/illuminuties/bilderbergers/freemasonry/Catholic Jesuits/Jewish Zionist are ruling the whole world and bringing down our economy; so that they can have their ONE WORLD SATANIC SUPER 1984 ORWELLIAN BRAVE NEW WORLD EMPIRE, that will enslave the whole earth, in the very near future!! And they are deliberately bankrupting the worlds economies so they can come to the rescue and finally take over the whole Earth!!

And make you all take their mind controlling and zombie making, mark of the beast chip in your forehead or right hand. And that chip will make you obey their every command. And because they are extreme eugenicist and genocidal devils; they will kill and commit gross genocide on about 5 billion of the Earths population, because they are delusional paranoid, psychopathic, sociopathic, monsters who serve their lord Lucifer, who has taught them how to enslave the whole world financially first, and then literally!!
 Quoting: moses767


Do you FEAR this?
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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Re: Prayer does not work. I prayed for god to fix the economy. It didn't work.
I have come to the conclusion that prayer does not work.

Prayed for god to fix the economy...Didn't happen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13127957


No wonder if you call the wrong counterpart. For the economy Satan is responsible.

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