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Michelle Cheever, a lesbian, has produced an online rant complaining of her and her partner's inability to have babies naturally.


Cheever, an Emerson College graduate and Pushcart Prize nominee, admitted that she was not being logical but still found it unfair that she and her partner couldn't have a baby that shares their DNA.


"The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: 'It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?'" she wrote in The Huffington Post.


"If I were a logical, realistic person I would likely be happy with flipping through sperm donor catalogs, or picking a foreign country to adopt from, or begging my gay male friends to consider jizzing into a warm bowl for me.

But I am not logical, and I am not ready to accept the realities of my sexuality compounded by my body's abilities with a female partner," she added.
"I realize that this attitude, or rather, brattitude, is neither productive nor truly justified, but I can't help it ... I do not care that nature dictates that two women cannot have a baby, because here I am, gay, and I deserve it. Me!"


Additionally, Cheever made a plea to scientists to "figure out a way for me to make a baby like straight people do" and to make it a priority.

Read more at [link to www.christianpost.com]
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INSANITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS...


"t's time that you guys ask the scientists to get me and my lady a baby that shares our DNA. I deserve it," she wrote. "Your adoptions and inseminations, kids from earlier relationships, trading of eggs to different bodies, taking turns getting pregnant – not good enough for me.


"Try harder scientists!"


Part of Cheever's blog was posted on the conservative National Organization for Marriage website where commenters found the entire thing absurd.
"Why not sue mother nature [while] you're at it?" said one commenter.


Another wrote: "There it is at last. The homosexualist pseudo-marriage movement is at war with biology itself. They cannot win this war, although they certainly can destroy our civilization's most important institution while trying. If we let them."


Interestingly, Cheever said the issue is not that she's afraid of seeing her girlfriend in another man's baby. Rather, her "trepidation really is about is cultural fear and internalized homophobia."


"Like Tevas, the lesbian way of procreating seems like a relic from a different time, and the entitled queers of my generation are asking for something more modern," she wrote.
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another do
"White privilege" is the liberal religion's version of Original Sin: you are born guilty, and you carry that burden of guilt all your life, and the only way to escape eternal damnation is for white people confess their sin, to bow, kneel and believe the dogma of the Church of Liberalism, genuflect at its altars, honor its saints, fill the collection plate, and never, ever doubt.

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My sentiments exactly!
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Michelle Cheever, a lesbian, has produced an online rant complaining of her and her partner's inability to have babies naturally.


Cheever, an Emerson College graduate and Pushcart Prize nominee, admitted that she was not being logical but still found it unfair that she and her partner couldn't have a baby that shares their DNA.


"The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: 'It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?'" she wrote in The Huffington Post.


"If I were a logical, realistic person I would likely be happy with flipping through sperm donor catalogs, or picking a foreign country to adopt from, or begging my gay male friends to consider jizzing into a warm bowl for me.

But I am not logical, and I am not ready to accept the realities of my sexuality compounded by my body's abilities with a female partner," she added.
"I realize that this attitude, or rather, brattitude, is neither productive nor truly justified, but I can't help it ... I do not care that nature dictates that two women cannot have a baby, because here I am, gay, and I deserve it. Me!"


Additionally, Cheever made a plea to scientists to "figure out a way for me to make a baby like straight people do" and to make it a priority.

Read more at [link to www.christianpost.com]
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It just goes to show the selfishness of fags. With all the problems that this world has, she wants scientists to waste time making it possible for two dykes to have a kid. It's just like how scientists waste time looking for HIV/AIDS cures while those resources could be better spent on research for other diseases.

Tell that carpet-munching cunt that if she wants to have a kid the way straight people do that she needs a dick in her cunt. Stupid whore.

Needless to say, society has reached its useful conclusion. We are about to go into societal collapse.
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This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'll try to provide a little humor, here:


You m-m-m-muh-make me HAAA-PEEE.

Psalm 34:14 - Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.

Romans 5:8 - But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

Susie

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Another turkey baster queen: We want to be like regular folk!






Woman Attacks Her Wife With ‘Turkey Baster’ Full of Sperm

In Pittsfield, MA Stephanie K. Lighten, 26, allegedly tried to artificially impregnate her wife Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, against her will.

Jennifer Lighten told police that her wife was “all liquored up” when she allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, and that Stephanie had been talking about trying to impregnate her for some time. According to the police report “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant.” (According to police the ‘turkey baster’ was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip.)

[link to lezgetreal.com]
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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As I have said before, I'll say it again here. Homosexuality is a mental disease. Only people who are mentally ill practice that disgusting act.
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Michelle Cheever, a lesbian, has produced an online rant complaining of her and her partner's inability to have babies naturally.


Cheever, an Emerson College graduate and Pushcart Prize nominee, admitted that she was not being logical but still found it unfair that she and her partner couldn't have a baby that shares their DNA.


"The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: 'It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?'" she wrote in The Huffington Post.


"If I were a logical, realistic person I would likely be happy with flipping through sperm donor catalogs, or picking a foreign country to adopt from, or begging my gay male friends to consider jizzing into a warm bowl for me.

But I am not logical, and I am not ready to accept the realities of my sexuality compounded by my body's abilities with a female partner," she added.
"I realize that this attitude, or rather, brattitude, is neither productive nor truly justified, but I can't help it ... I do not care that nature dictates that two women cannot have a baby, because here I am, gay, and I deserve it. Me!"


Additionally, Cheever made a plea to scientists to "figure out a way for me to make a baby like straight people do" and to make it a priority.

Read more at [link to www.christianpost.com]
 Quoting: christian




"Have babies the way that straight people do"? Well, that requires a piece of anatomy which you two gals seem to be.....er.......missing!
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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As I have said before, I'll say it again here. Homosexuality is a mental disease. Only people who are mentally ill practice that disgusting act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


Yes it is, wrapped tightly in Political Correctness and Tolerance....Liberal Insanity at it's finest...
Susie

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Ok, lets say that science came up with a way to give a woman a penis and testicles. So, wouldn't that make her man? Why not just have sex with a transexual man? That way she could have sex with something that resembles a woman yet can get her pregnant.
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if she wants to get pregnant the way straight people do.

she has to take some dick.
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Wasn't there a thing a while ago where they said they could produce sperm from a woman's stem cells? Not sure it would be legal though.
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Michelle Cheever, a lesbian, has produced an online rant complaining of her and her partner's inability to have babies naturally.


Cheever, an Emerson College graduate and Pushcart Prize nominee, admitted that she was not being logical but still found it unfair that she and her partner couldn't have a baby that shares their DNA.


"The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: 'It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?'" she wrote in The Huffington Post.


"If I were a logical, realistic person I would likely be happy with flipping through sperm donor catalogs, or picking a foreign country to adopt from, or begging my gay male friends to consider jizzing into a warm bowl for me.

But I am not logical, and I am not ready to accept the realities of my sexuality compounded by my body's abilities with a female partner," she added.
"I realize that this attitude, or rather, brattitude, is neither productive nor truly justified, but I can't help it ... I do not care that nature dictates that two women cannot have a baby, because here I am, gay, and I deserve it. Me!"


Additionally, Cheever made a plea to scientists to "figure out a way for me to make a baby like straight people do" and to make it a priority.

Read more at [link to www.christianpost.com]
 Quoting: christian




"Have babies the way that straight people do"? Well, that requires a piece of anatomy which you two gals seem to be.....er.......missing!
 Quoting: Eggcellent




Was Basic Anatomy cut from the Public School Curriculum?

No more teaching on the Birds and the Bees?

Susie

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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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As I have said before, I'll say it again here. Homosexuality is a mental disease. Only people who are mentally ill practice that disgusting act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


Yes it is, wrapped tightly in Political Correctness and Tolerance....Liberal Insanity at it's finest...
 Quoting: christian


Political correctness and tolerance will end as soon as the control of the media is wrested from the hands of homosexuals. Notice that political correctness and tolerance only applies to homosexuals and muslims? Political incorrectness and intolerance applies to heterosexuals and Christians. The homos are the most intolerant and hateful people on the face of this planet.
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Ok, lets say that science came up with a way to give a woman a penis and testicles. So, wouldn't that make her man? Why not just have sex with a transexual man? That way she could have sex with something that resembles a woman yet can get her pregnant.
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She wants the DNA of her girlfriend to be able to produce a baby with her...

Something from a Frankenstein movie I guess..
Susie

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This bitch is just stupid.
She's really Rosie O'Donnell right?
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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As I have said before, I'll say it again here. Homosexuality is a mental disease. Only people who are mentally ill practice that disgusting act.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


Yes it is, wrapped tightly in Political Correctness and Tolerance....Liberal Insanity at it's finest...
 Quoting: christian


Political correctness and tolerance will end as soon as the control of the media is wrested from the hands of homosexuals. Notice that political correctness and tolerance only applies to homosexuals and muslims? Political incorrectness and intolerance applies to heterosexuals and Christians. The homos are the most intolerant and hateful people on the face of this planet.
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When we get rid of our first GAY President and his fairy policies, things might change....
Susie

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"Why not sue mother nature [while] you're at it?" said one commenter.

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"And now the court will hear the case of Crazy L. Bitch v. God."
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This bitch is just stupid.
She's really Rosie O'Donnell right?
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Lesbian Baby-Making for the Entitled Generation

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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poor thing.. doesn't know what she is missing..

social engineering at its finest.........
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How is it that tolerance of homosexuality has made the world a better place? If not, then why tolerate it? Why is it that 2% of the population is being allowed to change society?
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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That, and the fact that she and her stupidity are getting ANY publicity is amazing.

America is falling apart at the seams . . . and this lez is whining about how nature denies females the ability to "naturally" make a baby.

omg x 1,000
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How is it that tolerance of homosexuality has made the world a better place? If not, then why tolerate it? Why is it that 2% of the population is being allowed to change society?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


THE MEDIA HAS ALOT TO DO WITH SOCIAL ENGINEERING OF THE LGBT AGENDA..

Number Of Gay And Bisexual TV Characters At Highest-Ever Level


NEW YORK (AP) — The number of gay and bisexual characters on scripted broadcast network TV is at its highest-ever level in the season ahead, according to the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. The total on cable television is also going up.

The 17th annual “Where We Are on TV” report, released Friday, found that 4.4 percent of actors appearing regularly on prime-time network drama and comedy series during the 2012-13 season will portray lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender characters. That is up from 2.9 percent in 2011, which saw a dip in what had been a growing annual trend.

The study reviewed 97 scripted TV programs scheduled to air in the upcoming season on the broadcast networks, counting a total of 701 series regular characters. The study found that 31 of them are LGBT characters.

ABC has the highest amount, with 10 out of 194, or 5.2 percent, of their regular characters identified as LGBT.

After leading last year, Fox ranks second with six LGBT characters out of 118 total series regulars, or 5.1 percent.

CBS was saluted as much improved, with four out of 142 LGBT series regulars, or 2.8 percent, up from 0.7 percent last year. Among CBS’s new fall series is “Partners,” a comedy about two childhood friends and business partners, one of whom is gay and in a relationship. The network’s lineup represents “an authentic and conscious effort by CBS to improve its diversity,” the study said.

Regular gay and lesbian characters on what the study termed “mainstream” cable television has also risen this season to 35, up from 29 last season.

Among those networks, Showtime leads with 12 LGBT characters. The study also cited HBO, FX, Adult Swim, ABC Family, MTV, Syfy and TeenNick. The HBO drama “True Blood” remains cable’s most inclusive series, featuring six LGBT characters.
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The New Normal, a gay tv series, has terrible ratings. It premiered this year to much fanfare only to watch its ratings drop precipitously in the last week. That show will be cancelled at mid-season, guaranteed.
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The real solution here is to have science invent a pill or injection that will remove homosexuals' sex drive. That way they will not want to have any kind of sex. Problem solved.
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I had a lesbian couple ask me to father a baby for them. One of the girls, the butch, I knew from grade school. The other was a genocologist. I was drunk so I said sure as long as it was a double team. They were like that's fine.

We left the bar that minute. She drove a Chevy avalanche with the truck bed. We hopped up in there and got busy. The butch was fat and nasty. She insisted on getting the money shot. Her girlfriend was blond and pretty. I had whisky dick and couldn't come. I more than violated those vaginas. The butch didn't want me touching the blond but I thrust my stick up in there anyway. She was like oh I miss cock so much! But the butch wanted the baby.

I railhershey blond and blew my nuts in her. The butch was furious. I just rolled over drunk and was like that shit was epic. I made them both come like three times.

A few days later I got an email from their lawyer with a no strings contract to keep trying. I was like fuck that. Them dykes got used like a sperm urinal at a porn shop.

Dykes should be sterilized. Too fucked up in the head to raise a baby.
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Fags and dykes can get what they want from society by complaining and whining incessently, but I think they will find that mother nature is less responsive to whining and gives no fuck at all what they think they "deserve."
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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As I have said before, I'll say it again here. Homosexuality is a mental disease. Only people who are mentally ill practice that disgusting act.
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and I will say God does NOT care who loves who, it is the nasty sex that is partaken . and there is plenty of nasty sex in heterosexuals too on this world.

did you the thugs underground long ago began playing with the human dna and downgraded it to literately animal dna with focus of the sex genes and those related to them? This is the biggest problem in the gay world although there ae other problems. many of these people ARE born this way.

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