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Lesbian: I Deserve to Have Babies the Way Straight People Do!

 
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...
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It's not that such people are gay, it's that they're also the biggest of bonehead liberals. It's like you can't have one without the other.
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I had a lesbian couple ask me to father a baby for them. One of the girls, the butch, I knew from grade school. The other was a genocologist. I was drunk so I said sure as long as it was a double team. They were like that's fine.

We left the bar that minute. She drove a Chevy avalanche with the truck bed. We hopped up in there and got busy. The butch was fat and nasty. She insisted on getting the money shot. Her girlfriend was blond and pretty. I had whisky dick and couldn't come. I more than violated those vaginas. The butch didn't want me touching the blond but I thrust my stick up in there anyway. She was like oh I miss cock so much! But the butch wanted the baby.

I railhershey blond and blew my nuts in her. The butch was furious. I just rolled over drunk and was like that shit was epic. I made them both come like three times.

A few days later I got an email from their lawyer with a no strings contract to keep trying. I was like fuck that. Them dykes got used like a sperm urinal at a porn shop.

Dykes should be sterilized. Too fucked up in the head to raise a baby.
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The blonde is typical of hot chicks that get fed up with men so they try the lesbian thing. They soon miss that big cock and go back to men. The nasty butch broads are truly gay and mentally ill. They want to be men and feel that nature cheated them. I can't stand butch dykes.
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The Girl is a College Graduate in Liberal Stupidity...

Wonder how much that cost her? or the taxpayer's!

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As I have said before, I'll say it again here. Homosexuality is a mental disease. Only people who are mentally ill practice that disgusting act.
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and I will say God does NOT care who loves who, it is the nasty sex that is partaken . and there is plenty of nasty sex in heterosexuals too on this world.

did you the thugs underground long ago began playing with the human dna and downgraded it to literately animal dna with focus of the sex genes and those related to them? This is the biggest problem in the gay world although there ae other problems. many of these people ARE born this way.

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You do not speak for God. He speaks for himself and his word is The Bible. In The Bible, He condemns homosexuality.

Animal DNA? You fags are the ones that are a bunch of animals. Pissing and shitting all over eachother, spreading disease and germs everywhere.
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Fags and dykes can get what they want from society by complaining and whining incessently, but I think they will find that mother nature is less responsive to whining and gives no fuck at all what they think they "deserve."
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Very true. As a matter of fact, mother nature created HIV to deal with fags. There is no disputing that. If people would heed the word of God, there would be no HIV. All that God tried to do is to protect us from our own stupidity.
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You do not speak for God. He speaks for himself and his word is The Bible. In The Bible, He condemns homosexuality.

Animal DNA? You fags are the ones that are a bunch of animals. Pissing and shitting all over eachother, spreading disease and germs everywhere.
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u haven't been to a straight porn site in a while, have you?
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she graduated from a college ? what a waste of money...
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I'm sure Science will soon have an App. for that. I also feel unsatisfied when I whack off to Doom Porn. It's all entangled for me, isn't it? You all exist for my personal and exclusive entertainment.

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You do not speak for God. He speaks for himself and his word is The Bible. In The Bible, He condemns homosexuality.

Animal DNA? You fags are the ones that are a bunch of animals. Pissing and shitting all over eachother, spreading disease and germs everywhere.
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u haven't been to a straight porn site in a while, have you?
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A straight porn site? Who the fuck would base an argument on a porn site? The people on straight porn sites do not represent normal mainstream heteros. Those dirty motherfuckers on porn sites do disgusting things that homos like to watch. Yes, homos like to watch straight sex as long is it is dirty.
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I'm sure Science will soon have an App. for that.
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LOL! A penis App.
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You do not speak for God. He speaks for himself and his word is The Bible. In The Bible, He condemns homosexuality.

Animal DNA? You fags are the ones that are a bunch of animals. Pissing and shitting all over eachother, spreading disease and germs everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


u haven't been to a straight porn site in a while, have you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


A straight porn site? Who the fuck would base an argument on a porn site? The people on straight porn sites do not represent normal mainstream heteros. Those dirty motherfuckers on porn sites do disgusting things that homos like to watch. Yes, homos like to watch straight sex as long is it is dirty.
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rofl

I think you need some relief... you soundi as if talki with scrunchy face.
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You do not speak for God. He speaks for himself and his word is The Bible. In The Bible, He condemns homosexuality.

Animal DNA? You fags are the ones that are a bunch of animals. Pissing and shitting all over eachother, spreading disease and germs everywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


u haven't been to a straight porn site in a while, have you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


A straight porn site? Who the fuck would base an argument on a porn site? The people on straight porn sites do not represent normal mainstream heteros. Those dirty motherfuckers on porn sites do disgusting things that homos like to watch. Yes, homos like to watch straight sex as long is it is dirty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


rofl

I think you need some relief... you soundi as if talki with scrunchy face.
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And you are talking with a diseased penis. Try going to a doctor for that shit.
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u haven't been to a straight porn site in a while, have you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


A straight porn site? Who the fuck would base an argument on a porn site? The people on straight porn sites do not represent normal mainstream heteros. Those dirty motherfuckers on porn sites do disgusting things that homos like to watch. Yes, homos like to watch straight sex as long is it is dirty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


rofl

I think you need some relief... you soundi as if talki with scrunchy face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


And you are talking with a diseased penis. Try going to a doctor for that shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


ohno

I don't have penis. u have penis? or shrivled up already?
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Homosexuals are the laughing stock of this world. There is nothing lower than being a fag. Sorry. When you turn your back, people are laughing even though they pretend to go along with you.
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Homosexuals are the laughing stock of this world. There is nothing lower than being a fag. Sorry. When you turn your back, people are laughing even though they pretend to go along with you.
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I guess it takes one to know that. Don't take it too hard.
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A straight porn site? Who the fuck would base an argument on a porn site? The people on straight porn sites do not represent normal mainstream heteros. Those dirty motherfuckers on porn sites do disgusting things that homos like to watch. Yes, homos like to watch straight sex as long is it is dirty.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


rofl

I think you need some relief... you soundi as if talki with scrunchy face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


And you are talking with a diseased penis. Try going to a doctor for that shit.
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ohno

I don't have penis. u have penis? or shrivled up already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


That means that you are either a fat, ugly, jealous woman or a fag that had a sex change. In either case, wash that nasty thing between your legs. Try going to a doctor for that scabby, diseased cunt of yours.
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Homosexuals are the laughing stock of this world. There is nothing lower than being a fag. Sorry. When you turn your back, people are laughing even though they pretend to go along with you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


I guess it takes one to know that. Don't take it too hard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


That's what I love about you fags. You put down straights by calling them gay. You bash other gays you don't like by calling them fags. You people are mentally ill and one day you will all go back into the closet. Sorry.
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rofl

I think you need some relief... you soundi as if talki with scrunchy face.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


And you are talking with a diseased penis. Try going to a doctor for that shit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


ohno

I don't have penis. u have penis? or shrivled up already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


That means that you are either a fat, ugly, jealous woman or a fag that had a sex change. In either case, wash that nasty thing between your legs. Try going to a doctor for that scabby, diseased cunt of yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


the only thing nasty around here seems to be your attitude. maybe you ought to have that looked at. btw, miss, and miss again.

rex
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And you are talking with a diseased penis. Try going to a doctor for that shit.
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ohno

I don't have penis. u have penis? or shrivled up already?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25136550


That means that you are either a fat, ugly, jealous woman or a fag that had a sex change. In either case, wash that nasty thing between your legs. Try going to a doctor for that scabby, diseased cunt of yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


the only thing nasty around here seems to be your attitude. maybe you ought to have that looked at. btw, miss, and miss again.

rex
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I should have my attitude looked at? Is there a doctor for that?

Please seek mental help. You are fucking crazy.
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Michelle Cheever, a lesbian, has produced an online rant complaining of her and her partner's inability to have babies naturally.


Cheever, an Emerson College graduate and Pushcart Prize nominee, admitted that she was not being logical but still found it unfair that she and her partner couldn't have a baby that shares their DNA.


"The attitude I have always taken to having a baby with another woman has been this: 'It's not fair! It's so hard! Why me?'" she wrote in The Huffington Post.


"If I were a logical, realistic person I would likely be happy with flipping through sperm donor catalogs, or picking a foreign country to adopt from, or begging my gay male friends to consider jizzing into a warm bowl for me.

But I am not logical, and I am not ready to accept the realities of my sexuality compounded by my body's abilities with a female partner," she added.
"I realize that this attitude, or rather, brattitude, is neither productive nor truly justified, but I can't help it ... I do not care that nature dictates that two women cannot have a baby, because here I am, gay, and I deserve it. Me!"


Additionally, Cheever made a plea to scientists to "figure out a way for me to make a baby like straight people do" and to make it a priority.

Read more at [link to www.christianpost.com]
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No, they don't. It's unnatural.
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I had a lesbian couple ask me to father a baby for them. One of the girls, the butch, I knew from grade school. The other was a genocologist. I was drunk so I said sure as long as it was a double team. They were like that's fine.

We left the bar that minute. She drove a Chevy avalanche with the truck bed. We hopped up in there and got busy. The butch was fat and nasty. She insisted on getting the money shot. Her girlfriend was blond and pretty. I had whisky dick and couldn't come. I more than violated those vaginas. The butch didn't want me touching the blond but I thrust my stick up in there anyway. She was like oh I miss cock so much! But the butch wanted the baby.

I railhershey blond and blew my nuts in her. The butch was furious. I just rolled over drunk and was like that shit was epic. I made them both come like three times.

A few days later I got an email from their lawyer with a no strings contract to keep trying. I was like fuck that. Them dykes got used like a sperm urinal at a porn shop.

Dykes should be sterilized. Too fucked up in the head to raise a baby.
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Lol you did all that and you think they are the one's that are fucked up?
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ohno

I don't have penis. u have penis? or shrivled up already?
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That means that you are either a fat, ugly, jealous woman or a fag that had a sex change. In either case, wash that nasty thing between your legs. Try going to a doctor for that scabby, diseased cunt of yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24381831


the only thing nasty around here seems to be your attitude. maybe you ought to have that looked at. btw, miss, and miss again.

rex
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I should have my attitude looked at? Is there a doctor for that?

Please seek mental help. You are fucking crazy.
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no, I think you're right, you're beyond help. btw, I reckon Jesus would be disgusted by that potty mouth of yours.
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The article is disinformation bullshit article. It is a complete fabrication. Probably made up by a lying christian. Most christians do lie.
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here's how the dumb bitch is supposed to do it ----> sideways
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Go get fucked!
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Stupid Whore!
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here's how the dumb bitch is supposed to do it ----> sideways
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I guess you cant tell that article is a complete fabrication.
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Wow look at all the retard people here who actually believe that article is true. Incredible. you are all truly retarded.
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The article is disinformation bullshit article. It is a complete fabrication. Probably made up by a lying christian. Most christians do lie.
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now now, the gays are taking over the world, doncha know.

damned
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The article is disinformation bullshit article. It is a complete fabrication. Probably made up by a lying christian. Most christians do lie.
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Read it for yourself Sparky...


Michelle CheeverEmerson College graduate, Pushcart Prize nominee..

Lesbian Baby-Making for the Entitled Generation..

I want to have babies the way straight people do.

I don't mean that in a '70s euphemism "makin'-babies" kind of way. What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the -- dare I say it -- naturalness that straight people have when starting a family. I want both the simple beauty of two people loving each other so much that they'd like to see more of the other in the world, and I want that simple beauty to be translated into scientific terms of fairness: chromosomes and DNA given in equal amounts from two parents.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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They can make sperm from stem cells . She needs to read more. If im not mistaken they did it with female stem cells.It wasnt that long ago , but it wasnt widely spread news.

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