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Lesbian: I Deserve to Have Babies the Way Straight People Do!

 
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All the stupid bitch has to do is put a bag over a dude's head and take his pee-pee in. I mean, lesbians use dildos, so why not just use a real dick. She can gag him under the paper sack, too. All he's gotta do is move around some.

Conception is really no big deal. Morons do it all the time.
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That means that you are either a fat, ugly, jealous woman or a fag that had a sex change. In either case, wash that nasty thing between your legs. Try going to a doctor for that scabby, diseased cunt of yours.
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the only thing nasty around here seems to be your attitude. maybe you ought to have that looked at. btw, miss, and miss again.

rex
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I should have my attitude looked at? Is there a doctor for that?

Please seek mental help. You are fucking crazy.
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no, I think you're right, you're beyond help. btw, I reckon Jesus would be disgusted by that potty mouth of yours.
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So you really think that Jesus would care about my foul language and not about the fact that you defend homosexuality? Your arguments are like those posited by a child. You are fucking crazy. Please seek mental help.
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The article is disinformation bullshit article. It is a complete fabrication. Probably made up by a lying christian. Most christians do lie.
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Read it for yourself Sparky...


Michelle CheeverEmerson College graduate, Pushcart Prize nominee..

Lesbian Baby-Making for the Entitled Generation..

I want to have babies the way straight people do.

I don't mean that in a '70s euphemism "makin'-babies" kind of way. What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the -- dare I say it -- naturalness that straight people have when starting a family. I want both the simple beauty of two people loving each other so much that they'd like to see more of the other in the world, and I want that simple beauty to be translated into scientific terms of fairness: chromosomes and DNA given in equal amounts from two parents.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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A person can write anything they want and attach anothers name to it. Easy as pie. And yes it is a bullshit article. You are really naive and gullible for believing in it.
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All the stupid bitch has to do is put a bag over a dude's head and take his pee-pee in. I mean, lesbians use dildos, so why not just use a real dick. She can gag him under the paper sack, too. All he's gotta do is move around some.

Conception is really no big deal. Morons do it all the time.
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she wants the genetic traits of her female partner.

New science but it has already been done . Not sure what the baby would turn out like.
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the only thing nasty around here seems to be your attitude. maybe you ought to have that looked at. btw, miss, and miss again.

rex
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I should have my attitude looked at? Is there a doctor for that?

Please seek mental help. You are fucking crazy.
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no, I think you're right, you're beyond help. btw, I reckon Jesus would be disgusted by that potty mouth of yours.
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So you really think that Jesus would care about my foul language and not about the fact that you defend homosexuality? Your arguments are like those posited by a child. You are fucking crazy. Please seek mental help.
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you may keep repeating yourself as many times as you wish... it still doesn't make you right (in the head)
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It's called a cock you dumb bitch. It goes in your vagina. It squirts semen into your vagina. You want to eat pussy...fine. You want babies...it's called a cock!
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The article is disinformation bullshit article. It is a complete fabrication. Probably made up by a lying christian. Most christians do lie.
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Read it for yourself Sparky...


Michelle CheeverEmerson College graduate, Pushcart Prize nominee..

Lesbian Baby-Making for the Entitled Generation..

I want to have babies the way straight people do.

I don't mean that in a '70s euphemism "makin'-babies" kind of way. What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the -- dare I say it -- naturalness that straight people have when starting a family. I want both the simple beauty of two people loving each other so much that they'd like to see more of the other in the world, and I want that simple beauty to be translated into scientific terms of fairness: chromosomes and DNA given in equal amounts from two parents.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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A person can write anything they want and attach anothers name to it. Easy as pie. And yes it is a bullshit article. You are really naive and gullible for believing in it.
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That's one way to SPIN it I guess...

If she did not write it, I am sure she will raise a rukus...
Susie

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All the stupid bitch has to do is put a bag over a dude's head and take his pee-pee in. I mean, lesbians use dildos, so why not just use a real dick. She can gag him under the paper sack, too. All he's gotta do is move around some.

Conception is really no big deal. Morons do it all the time.
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she wants the genetic traits of her female partner.

New science but it has already been done . Not sure what the baby would turn out like.
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I think Japan is doing some whacky things like that..However it falls into Cloning....

Kinda like Cyborg People...People created without parents.
Susie

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The article is disinformation bullshit article. It is a complete fabrication. Probably made up by a lying christian. Most christians do lie.
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Read it for yourself Sparky...


Michelle CheeverEmerson College graduate, Pushcart Prize nominee..

Lesbian Baby-Making for the Entitled Generation..

I want to have babies the way straight people do.

I don't mean that in a '70s euphemism "makin'-babies" kind of way. What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the -- dare I say it -- naturalness that straight people have when starting a family. I want both the simple beauty of two people loving each other so much that they'd like to see more of the other in the world, and I want that simple beauty to be translated into scientific terms of fairness: chromosomes and DNA given in equal amounts from two parents.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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Liberals crack me up. When Obama lost the debate against Romney, the liberals said that it was a fake debate. They said that Romney cheated, and they said that Obama let Romney win.

Now liberals say that this article is fake, that Christians wrote it to debase or derail the gay agenda, and that it isn't real.

Liberals are all fucking nuts and make no sense.
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Wow look at all the retard people here who actually believe that article is true. Incredible. you are all truly retarded.
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But libtards do say and believe in really stupid things, over and over again. If the whining of the lesbian in the story were fake, the fact that many people still would believe it shows the low regard they have towards the homo agenda, and libs overall.
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The article is disinformation bullshit article. It is a complete fabrication. Probably made up by a lying christian. Most christians do lie.
 Quoting: EndTimesAdvisor 18131262


Read it for yourself Sparky...


Michelle CheeverEmerson College graduate, Pushcart Prize nominee..

Lesbian Baby-Making for the Entitled Generation..

I want to have babies the way straight people do.

I don't mean that in a '70s euphemism "makin'-babies" kind of way. What I mean is that I want the ease, the convenience, the -- dare I say it -- naturalness that straight people have when starting a family. I want both the simple beauty of two people loving each other so much that they'd like to see more of the other in the world, and I want that simple beauty to be translated into scientific terms of fairness: chromosomes and DNA given in equal amounts from two parents.

[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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Liberals crack me up. When Obama lost the debate against Romney, the liberals said that it was a fake debate. They said that Romney cheated, and they said that Obama let Romney win.

Now liberals say that this article is fake, that Christians wrote it to debase or derail the gay agenda, and that it isn't real.

Liberals are all fucking nuts and make no sense.
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SPOT ON!
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Wow look at all the retard people here who actually believe that article is true. Incredible. you are all truly retarded.
 Quoting: EndTimesAdvisor 18131262


But libtards do say and believe in really stupid things, over and over again. If the whining of the lesbian in the story were fake, the fact that many people still would believe it shows the low regard they have towards the homo agenda, and libs overall.
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With zero proof, liberals accepted evolution. With no proof liberals accepted homosexuality as normal. With no proof liberals went straight into fema camps where they were summarily disposed of. Stupid ass liberals. They are the real sheep of society.
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All the stupid bitch has to do is put a bag over a dude's head and take his pee-pee in. I mean, lesbians use dildos, so why not just use a real dick. She can gag him under the paper sack, too. All he's gotta do is move around some.

Conception is really no big deal. Morons do it all the time.
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she wants the genetic traits of her female partner.

New science but it has already been done . Not sure what the baby would turn out like.
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I think Japan is doing some whacky things like that..However it falls into Cloning....

Kinda like Cyborg People...People created without parents.
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cyborg people are not created without parents. Cyborgs have their upper brain removed surgically and a computer put in there, like OBAMA.

the higher realms make bodies all the time. You are given one when you arrive in the resurrection halls of the heaven worlds.
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All the stupid bitch has to do is put a bag over a dude's head and take his pee-pee in. I mean, lesbians use dildos, so why not just use a real dick. She can gag him under the paper sack, too. All he's gotta do is move around some.

Conception is really no big deal. Morons do it all the time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22773661


she wants the genetic traits of her female partner.

New science but it has already been done . Not sure what the baby would turn out like.
 Quoting: TSWB21


I think Japan is doing some whacky things like that..However it falls into Cloning....

Kinda like Cyborg People...People created without parents.
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seeing as you posted the article, I would like to answer seriously. I'm personally for everybody to be treated with respect, as long as they don't hurt anyone else. as for this ludicrous demand of the lesbian author... it's reminiscent of feminists gone crazy, making outrageous statements which are nothing but counterproductive.

it's no reason to tar everybody with the same brush though, and some human decency might be in order, rather than foul-mouthed hate attacks against all gay people. sounds like common sense to me, but I'm sure you'll all disagree.
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Liberals are all fucking nuts and make no sense.
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And they're so fucking stupid, that even when lots of gays behave in a way that puts their health at risk -- by sticking their body parts, including tongues, in nasty places -- they want the public to feel guilty and cry for them.
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seems like the ultimate authority has already taken her out of the breeding pool.

I wonder why?
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Wow look at all the retard people here who actually believe that article is true. Incredible. you are all truly retarded.
 Quoting: EndTimesAdvisor 18131262


But libtards do say and believe in really stupid things, over and over again. If the whining of the lesbian in the story were fake, the fact that many people still would believe it shows the low regard they have towards the homo agenda, and libs overall.
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With zero proof, liberals accepted evolution. With no proof liberals accepted homosexuality as normal. With no proof liberals went straight into fema camps where they were summarily disposed of. Stupid ass liberals. They are the real sheep of society.
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When you don't walk the straight and narrow path you are bound to go LEFT and fall into a bottomless pit....That is what LIBERALS do....
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Fags and dykes can get what they want from society by complaining and whining incessently, but I think they will find that mother nature is less responsive to whining and gives no fuck at all what they think they "deserve."
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applause haha, so true


id have more sympathy/empathy for their 'plight' if they were such whiney nutjobs


mother nature knows best. if youre THAT nuts that you wanna shack up with a member of the same sex, then you get whats coming to ya, or not, in this case
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here's what I would like to know....

why are you so bothered? are you that bothered who your neighbours or colleagues sleep with, or more to the point, fall in love with. I'm not, I mind my own, and as long as people treat me with respect, I afford them the same in return. end of.
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Wasn't this skit in "Life of Brian" lol?

(well, a variation of it anyway)
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AS A GAY MAN, I FIND THIS WOMAN FUCKING STUPID
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here's what I would like to know....

why are you so bothered? are you that bothered who your neighbours or colleagues sleep with, or more to the point, fall in love with. I'm not, I mind my own, and as long as people treat me with respect, I afford them the same in return. end of.
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I agree. All this Christian righteousness smacks of hypocracy. However I would disagree with experimenting with human cloning, no matter the reason...
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here's what I would like to know....

why are you so bothered? are you that bothered who your neighbours or colleagues sleep with, or more to the point, fall in love with. I'm not, I mind my own, and as long as people treat me with respect, I afford them the same in return. end of.
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I agree. All this Christian righteousness smacks of hypocracy. However I would disagree with experimenting with human cloning, no matter the reason...
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completely agree. messing with nature is never a good idea.
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When the bitch comes around to undertanding that nature is about polarities then maybe she can find a guy to fill her needs.

Thats just the way it goes, you need a guy to reproduce.

Thats why being gay is deviant, it doesn't reproduce, somethings wrong, nature doesn't go with that.

Mother nature is NOT gay.

Now, I'm not anti lesbian, in fact I know more than a few and most have been real nice to me which is all that really matters; to me.

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Judicial decisions are based in judiciary mindsets.

All 3 Abrahamic religions are based in judgement, as the fruit will show the weakness of the foundation.

God is not a HE....foundational flaw. This is a fact based on the linguistics of the book you perpetuate. Learn Hebrew and the Phoenician translation (it would be exceptionally beneficial to teach yourself Greek, Aramaic, Sumerian, Sanskrit, Coptic, Old Egyptian, and most especially Latin conversion)

Everything you think creates and describes simultaneously the world in which you be"lie"ve is yours.

Left hemisphere dominance sucks in a few million megabytes of information per second and shuffles all but a couple hundred into the right hemisphere. Where do you think that goes. Do you see what is right in front of you....if you are plugged into "authority" through fear probably not.

Do you see or hear what Beethoven, Renoir, James Joyce, Schrodinger, Bohr(it is his birthday), Dali, etc..

All that has been stuffed into the right hemisphere is Bane if you haven't figured that one out yet, the shadow will be what you make it. Mend the tear. Learn Jung/

She, Kali, your Mom, is the yin to your yang and she is .....


I'm a bitch I知 a lover
I知 a child I知 a mother
I知 a sinner I知 a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I知 your hell I知 your dream
I知 nothin in between


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Poster child for pro-abortion. Her picture with a caption:
Don't let this happen you ..
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Poster child for pro-abortion. Her picture with a caption:
Don't let this happen you ..
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This was your intellectual answer?
Psych 101 darling, dream a little bigger.
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When the bitch comes around to undertanding that nature is about polarities then maybe she can find a guy to fill her needs.

Thats just the way it goes, you need a guy to reproduce.

Thats why being gay is deviant, it doesn't reproduce, somethings wrong, nature doesn't go with that.
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Most lesbos or gays also are bi, in that quite a few of them have had, and will have, sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex, at least on occasion.

So cry me a river if a lesbo whines about not having access to a penis, or a gay grumbles about not having access to a vagina.
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I have this terrible fear that NCIS is setting up for Tony to be Gay.
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Then go screw a man and have one LMAO

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